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Minecraft SMP: Bee Me!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	212
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama rodeos where the winner gets a diamond block! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server – will you join them or stop their evil plans?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a player who claims to be in a committed relationship with an anime-watching, sloppy toppy-giving cutie who also happens to be a Minecraft pro. Who knows what other crazy stories and adventures await you on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

ChunkyCraft

body image, ChunkyCraft, Comments.., courage, DISRESPECTFUL, family, fast metabolism, Frustration, great-aunt, healthy, Jealousy, metabolism, middle school, overweight, Shut down, size 2, skinny, toothpick, UNCOMFORTABLE, weight

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	279
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of dealing with annoying comments about your weight? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is too busy building epic structures to worry about your size! No more Aunt Bertha’s telling you to “eat a sandwich” – here, we embrace all shapes and sizes (even if you’re just a pixelated block person). Plus, rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower in the server, you’ll gain +10 pounds in real life! So come join us and leave the body-shaming behind – unless it’s a giant creeper trying to blow up your base, then you might want to run!

Block Addiction: Can’t Quit Craft

addiction, attachment, Behavior, BLOCK, can’t quit, compulsion, Craft, craving, cravings, dependency, Fixation, Habit, habits, Irresistible, longing, Need, Obsession, PERSISTENT, QUIT, uncontrollable, urge, vice

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft and just can’t quit? Then you need to join our server ASAP! We have a support group for all you block-building addicts out there. Our staff are trained professionals in Minecraft therapy and will help you build your way to recovery. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who loves to blow up your creations just to keep things interesting. Join now for a truly explosive experience!

RoadKillRptExposé

Accountability, activism, Corruption, cover up, crime, Ethics, freedom of speech, Indian, investigation, Journalism, Justice, Media, Murdered, press freedom, reporter, road contract, RoadKillRptExposé, Tragedy, transparency, Truth, violence

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8910
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya why u should. first of all, we got a crazy story for u. one time, this indian reporter was playin on our server and he found out some shady stuff about a road contract. next thing u know, he’s murdered! like, what the heck, right? but don’t worry, u won’t get murdered on our server (hopefully).

also, we got some sick builds on here. like, we got a giant statue of a chicken that shoots out diamonds instead of eggs. and we got a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt tryin to find it.

so, if u wanna join a server with drama, crazy builds, and hidden treasures, then u gotta join us. plus, u might even solve a murder mystery along the way. who knows? it’s all part of the fun, right?

Fertile Bee Party: Nitro Bloom Boom

#sustainability, agriculture, Bee, Biodiversity, Bloom, boom, conservation, ecological balance, ecosystem, environmental impact, farming practices, fertile, fertiliser use, flower numbers, global implications, insect populations, long-term effects, Nitro, nitrogen fertilisers, Party, Pesticides, pollinating insects, Pollinators, research, scientific findings, study

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Ores Mined:	9504	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the flowers are bloomin’ and the bees are buzzin’! we got so much fertiliser use that even the pollinators can’t keep up! our world’s longest study found that just a little bit of nitrogen fertiliser can cut flower numbers by fivefold and halve the pollinating insects! it’s a wild ride on our server, where the bees are struggling to keep up with all the bloomin’ flowers. join now for a truly unique minecraft experience like no other!

Verse Singer Network 1.20.5

#utawaku, 1.20.5, covers, Hiiragi Yuka, HIMEHINA 7th Anniversary Live, HIMEHINA Live 2024, hololive 6th fes, Hoshimachi Suisei, IORI MATSUNAGA, Life Like a Live!9, Lir.E 1st ONE MAN LIVE, Live, mori calliope, Network, Nippon Budokan Live, Nornis Orchestra Live, Originals, Otogibanashi ver1.35_Alternative, Sanrio Virtual Festival 2025, Shirakami Fubuki, Singer, SINKA LIVE SERIES EP.Ⅵ, Suzumi Nemo, Tacitly 4th One-Man Live, Tsukino Mito 2nd Solo Concert, ULTRA ANIME FES 2025, verse, Virtual Music Award 2025, virtual singer, vsinger, VSinger StarS Vol.1, 子午計畫 Meridian Project

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Towns Built:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
New Chunks Explored:	28326	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the crazy world of VSingers? We’re talking virtual singers taking the industry by storm with originals, covers, utawakus, and even live performances! It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

Join our Minecraft server for a virtual music experience like no other! We’ve got upcoming lives that will blow your mind, from Hoshimachi Suisei at Nippon Budokan to Shirakami Fubuki’s Solo Live “ANTHEM”! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! How about the ULTRA ANIME FES 2025 ft. Nanami Urara and Aikatsu Academy? Or the Life Like a Live! event that promises to be as wild as a “fantastic invader”? It’s gonna be a party, my peeps!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in the virtual music world of VSingers! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

CraftyAncients

Advancements, Ancient, archaeology, Artifacts, Civilization, CraftyAncients, culture, discoveries, Evolution, History, Innovations, inventions, knowledge, misconceptions, Older, perspective, recent, Surprising, Technology, timelessness, Timeline

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	259

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a fine wine – it’s been around for so long that it’s practically a dinosaur in the gaming world!

Join us for a wild ride through time and space as we uncover the ancient secrets of Minecraft that have been hiding right under our noses this whole time. Our server is so old, it’s practically a relic from a bygone era. But don’t worry, we’ve kept it up to date with all the latest mods and features to keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of an ancient burial ground, and that the spirits of long-gone gamers haunt the virtual halls. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges that await you in our haunted server? Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive to tell the tale.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our ancient Minecraft server and experience the thrill of playing on a piece of gaming history. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover in this virtual time capsule!

AntiSemiticGrieferGone

Amsterdam, Amsterdam club, Amsterdam entertainment, antisemitic threats, AntiSemiticGrieferGone, Boycott, Cancel, CANCELLATION, club, comedian’s show, comedy, discrimination, Dutch club, Entertainment, Event, freedom of speech, Hate Speech, Israeli comedian, Performance, Show, Threats

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN AN AMSTERDAM CLUB CANCELING A COMEDIAN’S SHOW! WE GOT ANTISEMITIC THREATS FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE CREEPERS IN THE NIGHT! BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT YOUR BACK WITH OUR EPIC MODS AND ADMIN TEAM READY TO BAN THOSE HATERS FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “REDSTONE”! SO COME JOIN THE FUN AND BUILD SOME BLOCKS WHILE WE HANDLE THE DRAMA LIKE A BOSS!

Crafty Heights: VR Therapy

acrophobia, anxiety, behavioral therapy, Crafty, exposure therapy, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, Healthcare, Heights, immersive experience, innovation, mental health, Phobia, PROMISING.., psychological treatment, Technology, Therapy, therapy session, tool, Treatment, virtual environment, virtual reality, vr

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Potions Brewed:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

Yo, u ever been so scared of heights u start sweatin’ just lookin’ at a tall buildin’? Well, dis server is da cure for dat! We got Virtual Reality Exposure Therapy up in here, so u can face ur fear of heights head on in Minecraft!

Join us and climb to the top of da tallest towers, jump off and feel da rush of adrenaline as u plummet towards da ground (don’t worry, u won’t actually die). Our therapists are here to guide u through da process and help u conquer ur acrophobia once and for all!

So what u waitin’ for? Come join us on dis insane Minecraft server and face ur fears like a boss! Plus, we got free snacks at da virtual therapy sessions, so it’s a win-win situation!

Eternal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more intense than a 200km bike journey through the mountains on coke! We’ve got grandad roleplay that will make you question your life choices. Hop on and ride like you’re riding an older man in a sauna. Our private stalls are perfect for getting your rocks off with strangers bursting in. Experience the thrill of having a massive load dumped deep inside you, just like in a German gangbang porn. Spread your ass and watch that creampie drip out while using it as lube. Get ready for a wild time that will make you want to download Grindr immediately. We cater to all your older pervert needs, so come be our little plaything and get ready for loads shot down your throat or all over your tummy. It’s a Minecraft server like no other, where you can be whatever you want to be, as long as it involves getting some hot, steamy action with older men.

MedicatedMinecraft

40th birthday trip, Amsterdam, bipolar II, cruise, disrespectful behavior., Europe trip, family dynamics, germany, gossip, Iceland, impulsive decisions, London, MedicatedMinecraft, medication, mental health, motorcoach tour, Paris, personal boundaries, switzerland, train itinerary, travel discounts, uninviting

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of family drama ruining your vacation plans? Look no further than our Minecraft server for the ultimate escape! Join us and leave all the aunt gossip and drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 40th birthday without any unwanted comments about your mental health. Say goodbye to family members judging your every move and hello to a community of fellow gamers who just want to have a good time.

Uninvite your aunt from your real-life trip and invite her to join you on our server instead. Who needs a ship with a casino when you can build your own virtual paradise with friends from all over the world? Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So, don’t hesitate any longer – join our Minecraft server today and leave the family drama behind for good!