Slitherio Plays Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MorningCraftFun

decluttering, Deep Breathing, efficient planning, gratitude practice, healthy breakfast, healthy habits, meditation, mindfulness, morning exercise, morning rituals, morning routine, MorningCraftFun, organization, positive affirmations, positive mindset, prioritizing tasks, Relaxation, self-care, stress-free mornings, Time management, time-saving tips

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2541
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every morning? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a virtual breakfast buffet featuring pancakes that actually flip themselves and bacon that sizzles with excitement. Plus, our friendly community of players will serenade you with morning songs to help you ease into the day. Say goodbye to stressful mornings and hello to a world of wacky wonders on our server!

NATO-Free Ukraine Minecraft Server

alliance membership, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, government statement, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, NATOFree, opposition, PM Fico, political stance, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Slovakia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Potions Brewed:	51
Magic Items Found:	6202	Buildings Constructed:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, i swear! like, you gotta join because, get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats!

and, like, if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride of epic proportions, dude. you gotta see it to believe it!

oh, and get this, our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. they’re like the ultimate protectors, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

ArcticCraft: PodiumGate

ArcticCraft, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, Danish Parliament, denmark, discrimination, Diversity, diversity in politics, exclusion, Greenland, greenlandic, indigenous languages, indigenous rights, Inuit, Inuit culture, Language, language preservation, Lawmaker, podium, PodiumGate, political representation, political speech

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2528
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ores Mined:	2896
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Inuit lawmaker got kicked out of the Danish Parliament for only speaking in Greenlandic? I know, right?! That’s the kind of wild and wacky stuff that happens on this server!

Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything can happen, like pigs flying or zombies doing the cha-cha. We’ve got so many cool features, like a secret underground disco party for creepers and a giant diamond castle where you can live like a Minecraft king or queen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Inuit lawmaker causing a ruckus in the Danish Parliament.

Crystal Screw Palace

Architecture, British History, construction, crystal, crystal palace, early construction techniques, engineering marvel, fast construction, glass structure, historical building, Industrial Revolution, innovative building methods, innovative design, landmark, London, Palace, rapid development, research, Screw, screw thread, standardization, study, victorian era

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Towns Built:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

u ever wonder how dem ancient peeps built dem big ol’ buildings so fast? well dis server got da answer! we got dem secret ancient blueprints dat show how London’s Crystal Palace was built in like a day! turns out dey used da earliest-known building to use a standard screw thread! join dis server if u wanna learn dem ancient building techniques and build ur own palace in like 5 minutes! come on, don’t be a square, join da fun and build like a pro!

Japan is Collapsing Minecraft Server

collapsing, Crisis, cultural decline, Decline, demographic crisis, Disaster, economic collapse, economic downturn, environmental degradation, financial instability, geopolitical instability, Government failure, infrastructure failure, Japan, Minecraft, natural disasters, political turmoil, population decline, recession, Server, social unrest, societal breakdown

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even Japan is collapsing in jealousy! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista looking for new friends to slay in style. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and help us rebuild Japan one block at a time (or just cause chaos, we won’t judge)!

SMP – MineCraft SMP – Shin Megami Tensei General – Crafting Chaos

3DS Texture Packs, 4chanX, Aliceschizo, Board Game, Chaos, Crafting, Digital Devil Saga, general, Giten Megami Tensei, golden joystick awards, kickstarter, MEGAMI, Megaten Fusion Tools, Minecraft, neocities, Raidou project, schizo information, Shin, Shin Megami Tensei, Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game, smp, smtg, SMTVV, SteamDB, streaming services, Tensei, Tokyo Conception, translation patch, Vengeance OST

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ores Mined:	5507
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

We’ve got a soundtrack that’s so epic, it’s nominated for a Golden Joystick Award. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got leaks of a top-secret Raidou project that wasn’t even revealed at TGS. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Giten Megami Tensei’s partial translation patch for PC-98 – talk about exclusive content!

But wait, there’s more! Preorders for Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game: Tokyo Conception are closing soon, so you better hurry up and join our server to get the inside scoop. And don’t forget about the Shin Megami Tensei The Board Game Kickstarter – because who wouldn’t want to play a board game based on a video game?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even come across the schizo who everyone’s talking about – just make sure to steer clear!

NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger

Assertiveness, Boundaries, bus stop, Communication, Decision making, dirty hands, gut feeling, intuition, Lending, NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger, personal belongings, Phone, refusing, Safety, self-preservation, setting boundaries, Social Interaction, stranger, stranger danger, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Emeralds Found:	5667	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward encounters like the one our player (20F) experienced at a bus stop! Join us for a safe and fun environment where you never have to worry about strangers asking to use your phone for sketchy reasons.

On our server, you can build your own virtual bus stop and never have to deal with creepy individuals trying to make questionable phone calls. Plus, you can create a whole new world where you are always in control and never have to feel uncomfortable or awkward.

Join us now and leave those weird vibes behind! Build your own hotel room, call your friends for help, and never have to worry about dirty hands touching your stuff. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life awkward situations, so come join us for a laugh and a good time!

CraftyChill Minecraft SMP

Bath, CraftyChill, Deep Breathing, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nature, positive affirmations, reading, Relaxation, self-care, Sleep, smp, stress relief, Therapy, Time management, unwind

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30

Join our Minecraft SMP, where the only stress you’ll have is deciding which diamond block to mine next! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of chickens. Need to relax? Just hop on a minecart and zoom around our roller coaster track. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper. So come join us and leave your worries behind – unless you’re worried about running out of TNT, because that’s a valid concern here.

BlockyLove

arrogance, bad breath, bad manners, biggest turnoff, BlockyLove, DATING, dishonesty, Disrespect, first date, Girls, immaturity, insensitivity, lack of conversation, lack of effort, lack of interest, Negativity, poor hygiene, poor listening skills, relationships, rudeness, self-centeredness

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9641
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Are you tired of striking out on first dates because you can’t stop talking about your pet rock collection? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs small talk when you can show off your virtual mansion complete with a roller coaster and a pet zombie named Bob?

Forget awkward silences and boring dinner dates, on our server you can take your date on a romantic hot air balloon ride over a pixelated sunset or challenge them to a PvP battle in the Nether. Trust us, nothing says romance like fighting off creepers together while trying to collect diamonds.

So why waste time on traditional dating when you could be building a virtual empire with your new Minecraft soulmate? Join our server now and start crafting your way to love and adventure!

SukhoiSmackdownMC

AA missile, Advanced weaponry, aerial combat, air defense, Aviation, Combat, Conflict, Defense, drone, fighter jet, Hunter, military technology, Okhotnik-B, Russian, shot down, Su-57, Sukhoi S-70, SukhoiSmackdownMC, UCAV, unmanned combat aerial vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with missiles and stuff. we got russian hunters and fighter jets and all that crazy shiz. u can be a pilot or a hunter or just watch the chaos unfold. it’s like a warzone but in minecraft lmao. join now before the russians come after u too lol.