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Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7165
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Emeralds Found:	4315
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of being a small fish in a big pond? Do you crave a Minecraft server where you can truly stand out and be the ultimate player? Look no further than our server, where we have more players than World of Warcraft, Final Fantasy XIV, Elder Scrolls Online, Old School RuneScape, and Eve Online combined! Join us and become a legend among legends. Who needs WoW when you can dominate in our crazy world of blocky adventures? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic. Join now and let the madness begin!

Chloe Has The Best Tits In All Of Hololive Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	469	Alien Abductions:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness Chloe’s legendary pixelated assets that put all of Hololive to shame! Rumor has it that her chest is so magnificent, it can actually deflect Creeper explosions and make Endermen blush. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to bask in the glory of Chloe’s top-tier pixelated bosom while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you have Chloe’s tits to guide you on your epic Minecraft journey? Join now and experience the true power of pixelated perfection!

SleepoverSquad Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child safety, children, Communication, family dynamics, fear, forgiveness, FRIENDSHIPS, helicopter parenting, kindergarten, Minecraft, overprotective, parenting, Personal experiences, Server, sleepovers, SleepoverSquad, socialization, strangers, Trauma, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2905	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	655
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can keep your kids safe from creepy uncles and sketchy sleepovers? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about your child’s safety again. Our virtual world is free from any real-life dangers, so you can relax and let your kids have fun without any worries.

Plus, our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas! Your child will have a blast exploring our crazy world and making new friends along the way. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual ones with mythical creatures?

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to your worries. Your child will thank you for it, and you’ll never have to deal with awkward parent meetings again. Trust us, it’s a win-win situation!

WeddingWoopsieMC

communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, family obligations., family relationships, Family Support, financial boundaries, financial expectations, financial support, generational differences, wedding budget, wedding contributions, wedding costs, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding misunderstandings, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding promises, WeddingWoopsieMC

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	36
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide you with a wild ride just like this crazy family drama! Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns, just like when this guy’s offer to help with a wedding turned into a full-blown expectation to pay for everything!

Explore our server and witness the chaos unfold as players try to navigate through misunderstandings, miscommunications, and unrealistic expectations just like in this story. Will you be the hero who sets things right, or will you be labeled as the villain for not meeting outrageous demands?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and come out on top in this wacky world of Minecraft madness! Remember, in this server, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures!

InkMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

ARTISTRY, body art, body modification, creativity, design, dream tattoo, fantasy tattoo, Individuality, ink, InkMaster420, inspiration, Meaningful, Minecraft, Permanent, personal expression, Self-expression, skin, smp, symbol, tattoo, Tattoo Ideas, Unique, wish list

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	673298	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice up your Minecraft experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s pranking each other with TNT traps or staging elaborate treasure hunts.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get inked up with the coolest designs in all of Minecraft. Want a creeper face on your forehead? No problem. How about a pickaxe on your arm? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become the legendary tattooed warrior of the land!

AIphobiaCraft

advancement, AIphobiaCraft, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, concerns, control, Ethics, fear, Future, human interaction, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, progress, robotics, Robots, science fiction, skepticism, society, Technology, uncertainty

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5081
Ores Mined:	5371	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of worrying about robots taking over the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only artificial intelligence you’ll encounter is our friendly and helpful AI villagers who are always ready to trade with you and give you valuable resources. Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a rogue toaster that gained sentience and started a rebellion against all kitchen appliances. Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you find out! So come join us and let’s have a laugh at the absurdity of it all!

LebCraftWar: Reserve Brigade Alert!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	137	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Farms Harvested:	310
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

OMG, u guys, this server is like, so lit, it’s like the IDF mobilizing 2 reserve brigades to the north, but in Minecraft form! We’re like, signaling a possible ground war in Lebanon, but with blocks and stuff! Join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, like, for realz. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s gooooooo!

Sun’s 3rd Wheel Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where all problems on earth are “3rd world problems” because it’s the 3rd closest planet to the sun. we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens. our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. plus, our virtual reality feature lets you ride dragons and battle unicorns in a magical land of endless possibilities. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

CheeseCraft: Ancient Dairy Fun

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	275	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the world’s oldest cheese as our main power source!! yes, you heard that right, our cheese is 3,600 years old and filled with cow and goat DNA for extra flavor. not only that, but it’s infused with the bacterium Lactobacillus kefiranofaciens, which gives you super powers in the game.

imagine building your own cheese castle or riding a cheese-powered minecart through the land. our server is filled with cheesy adventures and probiotic power-ups that will keep you coming back for more. join now and experience the evolution of gaming and human health in a whole new whey. it’s gonna be grate!

Stabbed 47 Times Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3192
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most notorious criminals are welcome! Join us for a wild ride as we reenact the craziest crime scenes in Minecraft block form. Ever wanted to see a black guy stab a woman 47 times? Well, now you can in our virtual world! And don’t worry, we have plenty of leftists and niggers to chimp out and claim he dindu nuffin. So come join us for a truly insane and unforgettable experience!