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I’m Not Useless Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Alien Abductions:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5525	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being called useless? Join our Minecraft server and show off your skills in building, crafting, and surviving! We have a special plugin that rewards players for scrolling through the server’s main page for 8 hours straight – think of all the virtual pennies you’ll earn! Plus, rumor has it that Mark Zuckerberg himself plays on our server and he’s always looking for new recruits to help him build his pixelated empire. So come on, join us and prove that you’re not useless after all!

Here Is Your Batmobile Bro – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	356
Dragon Eggs Found:	4302	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we don’t ride horses, we ride batmobiles! That’s right, forget about boring old horses, we’ve got sleek, high-speed batmobiles to zoom around in style.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have endless riches and power in the server.

Oh, and did I mention our annual Creeper Fashion Show? That’s right, dress up your creepers in the most stylish outfits and strut your stuff on the catwalk for a chance to win rare items and bragging rights.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride batmobiles, befriend a Diamond Chicken, and show off your creeper fashion sense all in one place? Join now and let the insanity begin!

SassySILvsBrotherTruth

aita, Apologize.., bail out, brother, car repair, Divorce, full time housewife, grift, Honest, Jessica, Job, Kids, Lazy, MONEY, OFFENDED, Requests, SAHP, SassySILvsBrotherTruth, SIL, tight

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	77	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real-life family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

We promise you won’t have to deal with any lazy housewives asking for money here – unless they’re asking for diamonds to build their dream castle, of course! Our server is full of excitement and fun, with no room for SAHM grifters.

Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.

PublicOopsies Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	236
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of being embarrassed in public? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing moments again because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons.

We have a secret potion in our server that makes you immune to embarrassment – just one sip and you’ll be strutting around like a boss, no matter what crazy shenanigans you get up to. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island where all the embarrassing moments from the real world are banished to, so you’ll be safe from any awkward encounters.

So come join us and leave your embarrassing past behind – in our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be the coolest kid on the block, no matter what silly things you’ve done in public.

Block Therapy – Crafting Happiness

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Secret Passages Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Alien Abductions:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Imagine a world where you can escape all your problems and just build to your heart’s content. That’s right, we’re talking about our epic Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll be transported to a land where the sun always shines, the creepers are always friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but a player can dream, right?).

Need a break from the real world drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even create a giant statue of yourself – the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and powerful weapons. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to stack, right?

CourtOrderComplying Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Meteorites Collected:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we do things backwards just like X’s lawyers! We comply with court orders we previously defied just for the lols. Brazil’s Supreme Court might allow us to return next week, but who cares cuz we be wildin’ out here! Build insane structures, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even defy some court orders yourself! Join now for a truly chaotic Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyRishi vs KeirCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got more drama den a reality show! we got keir starmer and rishi sunak fightin it out in da virtual world, tryna be da most popular player! u can join a team and help ur fave politician win, or u can start ur own drama and take over da server! who needs a honeymoon when u got dis much chaos goin on?! join now for a wild ride!

WarNationsMC

alliances, BUILD, Civilizations, Community, Conquest, Custom Plugins, Diplomacy, Earth, Economy, Events, Exploration, Faction, geopoltics, History, Nations, PvP, Roleplay, strategy, Survival, Towny, War, WARFARE

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Potions Brewed:	55
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Geopolitical Earth map server with conquests, economy and much more! Join now our first version of this server which is free2win. Create your own nation to your liking, whether it is fictional or based on a real one, you are free to do whatever you want on our server, what are you waiting for to join?

178.33.104.69:2641

Limecraft Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Votes:	6932
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Endless Night Skies:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Limecraft Survival is a recently established public survival server made for a more casual playerbase. We have economy features to encourage trade, and land claiming to allow members to protect their bases.

We run the servers off of our own hardware in Switzerland, allowing for a fast and reliable experience. We do offer a rank, but it is of very minimal gameplay impact, mainly for those who wish to support us.

survival.limecraft.yt

V For Vanilla: The Server Where Creeper Hugs are Not Allowed! No Map Resets, Just Lots of TNT Fun!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	Join our Discord
Version	Java 1.21

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M

No Map Resets

Random, unprotected spawn area

No TPA or Sethome

Griefing & Killing Allowed

No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)

Chat isn’t strictly moderated

Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense