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CraftyCuck Minecraft Server

ashamed, CraftyCuck, cuckoldry, DESPERATE, Job, Lazy, lose job, Minecraft, models, need a job, neets, psyop, psyop of NEETs, Rich, selling life, Server, shareholders, slaving away, unemployed, work harder, worthless losers, Yacht, Years

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Tired of being a wage slave in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of capitalism! On our server, you can build your own empire without having to answer to any greedy shareholders. No more selling your soul for a paycheck, now you can mine for diamonds and build your dream castle instead!

Join us and become a proud NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) warrior, fighting against the oppressive forces of the job market. Who needs a job when you can spend your days crafting, exploring, and battling mobs in our virtual world?

Don’t let society shame you for being unemployed, embrace your inner gamer and join our server where being a NEET is not only accepted, but celebrated. Say goodbye to the rat race and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!

DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	185	Dimension Hops:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Farms Harvested:	451
Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

DonutCraft: Rosalina’s Hunger Games

Bakery, Celestial, craving, DELICIOUS, dessert, donut, DonutCraft, Eating, Food, games, GLAZED, Hunger, indulgence, Pastry, Rosalina, Rosalinas, snack, sprinkles, Sugar, SWEET, Tasty, Treat, yum

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Towns Built:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can join Rosalina on her quest to eat all the donuts in the universe! 🍩🌌

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One day, Rosalina stumbled upon a magical donut that granted her UNLIMITED POWER. Now, she’s on a mission to find more donuts and DOMINATE the Minecraft world with her donut-fueled MADNESS!

But that’s not all! We also have INSANE mini-games, CRAZY challenges, and EPIC events that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our community is AWESOME and welcoming to all players, no matter their skill level.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help Rosalina satisfy her insatiable hunger for donuts. Who knows, you might just become a donut-eating LEGEND in the process!

Putin’s Pixel Palace: Where Russia’s Identity Crisis is Solved

authoritarianism, benevolent dictator, Chinese-owned, Corruption, Crisis, gas station, Greed, Identity, identity crisis, indecisiveness, international relations, military campaign, nickel mine, Palace, PIXEL, political representation, political turmoil, power struggle, putin, Putins, russia, Russian Empire, Russias, short-sighted actions, solved, soviet union, weakness of the West

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9356
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Welcome to a Minecraft server that is as chaotic and unpredictable as Russia’s political landscape! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, treacherous alliances, and shady dealings.

Our server is like Russia itself – a mix of the Russian Empire, the Soviet Union, and a Chinese-owned gas station and nickel mine. You never know what you’ll encounter next, whether it’s a tsar building a palace out of diamond blocks or a communist trying to redistribute everyone’s diamonds equally.

Putin may have failed to bring real political representation to Russia, but on our server, you can become the ruler you’ve always dreamed of. Will you be a benevolent dictator or a power-hungry tyrant? The choice is yours!

Join us now and experience the thrill of conquering new lands, betraying your friends, and building your own empire. Who needs real-world politics when you can create your own drama in Minecraft?

Pixelated Powerhouse – Mega Man & IntiCreates Server

Akira Kitamura, Audiovisual Media., capcom, Card En Ciel, custom models, DiVE Links, fangame news, fanmade games, Fantasy Life I, Flamefrit, Game Downloads, Halcyon Days, Inafune, Inti, IntiCreates, Koikatsu, man, Mega, Mega Man, Melt Stuff, mmg, pixelated, POWERHOUSE, puzzle general, Puzzmix, roro, Server, Translations, Umbraclaw, Virtua Unlimited Project

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we keep you hydrated because we care about your virtual well-being! Join us for a wild ride filled with original adventures, fanmade creations, and look-alike Megaman games that will blow your mind.

Our Dive modding status may not have new animations, but we have custom models and custom menu backgrounds that will make your gameplay experience unforgettable. And guess what? Thanks to Capcom, we have nothing to thank them for!

But wait, there’s more! Legends inspired game, Halcyon Days, has been released and it’s taking the gaming world by storm. And don’t forget about Virtua Unlimited Project on Steam – it’s a must-play!

In our server, you’ll also find exciting news from IntiCreates, like Roro’s new VA and the upcoming release of Umbraclaw on May 30th. And have you heard about the new games Card-en-Ciel and Puzzmix? They’re not Battle Network, but they’re definitely worth checking out!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join us, how about translations of Classic mangas on mangadex or the return of Akira Kitamura with a Mega Man project in the works? Oh, and let’s not forget about Inafune working on Fantasy Life I: The Girl Who Steals Time – it’s going to be epic!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our puzzle-filled world and join the fun on our Minecraft server. We have all the MM games, MN9, romhacks, patches, BN cia files, and so much more! Plus, our audiovisual media section is filled with cartoons, anime, comics, manga, music playlists, and albums that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join us now!

DreamyCraft: Where Beautiful Women Roam!

Beautiful, beautiful woman, deep emotions, desire, dream, dream interpretation, DreamyCraft, elusive beauty, Enchanting, Ethereal, FANTASY, fantasy woman, Haunting, imagination, longing, Memory, Mysterious, recurring dream, Reverie, roam, subconscious, surreal, vision, Women

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Alright, listen up, fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever had a dream about a beautiful woman and wished you could bring that dream to life in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we make dreams come true!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, out of nowhere, the beautiful woman from your dream appears and starts helping you mine! She’s like a Minecraft goddess, guiding you to the richest ores and fighting off creepers with her magical powers. And guess what? She’s only available on our server!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give you valuable loot, and a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your new dream woman!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Come join us today and let the adventure begin!

GintamaCraft – Sayonara Shinsengumi LOL

action, Anime, bittersweet, comedy, emotional, Epic battles, Fans, Farewell, Farewell Shinsengumi, favorite characters, first release, gintama, GintamaCraft, lol, long-running anime, Manga adaptation, Nostalgia, Popular, reaction, Samurai, Sayonara, series finale, shinsengumi

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crops Grown:	5355
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Star Shards Collected:	232
Animals Bred:	174	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and WACKY shenanigans!

Remember when this server first came out? People were losing their minds! They couldn’t believe the CRAZINESS that was happening in this virtual world. It was like a WILD party that never ended!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a FLYING PIG with laser eyes! How insane is that?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the ABSOLUTE MADNESS that is our Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

compassion, CraftyCreeperz, Cultural, discrimination, Diversity, education, Empathy, equality, ethnicity, generalization, Humanity, ignorance, Misinformation, Nationality, people, prejudice, reminder, Respect, russians, Stereotypes, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Welcome to our totally not offensive Minecraft server where we believe that Russians aren’t people! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and outrageous banter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of evil llamas took over the server and started throwing potatoes at everyone. But fear not, our brave players fought back with diamond swords and enchanted armor, eventually defeating the llamas and restoring peace to the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Chicken, who can bust a move like no other. Join us for epic dance parties and chicken shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, Russians aren’t people…but we sure know how to have a good time!

BoomTown Minecraft Server: Nuked Your Country Twice! 😂🔥

BoomTown, Colonialism, Country, cultural appropriation, cultural insensitivity, discrimination, Hate Speech, historical trauma, imperialism, Interracial Relationships, japanese army, killed your brothers and father, military aggression, Minecraft, nuked, nuked your country twice, openly mocks race, racism, Server, streets littered with dead soldiers, War Crimes, white men, WWII, Xenophobia

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Crops Grown:	5957	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve nuked your country twice and killed your brothers and father who served in the Japanese army! But hey, that’s just the beginning of the fun.

Our server openly mocks your race and has streets still littered with dead Japanese soldiers – talk about a historical experience! And guess what? Despite all that, the locals still date white men.

Join us for a truly unforgettable and insane Minecraft adventure!

AmiiboCraft: Where Pixelated Figures Rule!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	218
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Amiibos reign supreme! It’s been 10 years since these adorable little figurines took over the world, and now they’re inviting you to join them in their pixelated paradise.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our Amiibo overlords have promised to grant you three wishes if you pledge your allegiance to them. Want a diamond sword that never breaks? Done. How about a pet creeper that won’t explode? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you have Amiibos on your side.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Amiibo Olympics, where players compete in events like sheep shearing and ender dragon racing for a chance to win rare in-game prizes. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of Amiibos go head-to-head in a pig jousting tournament.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness of a world ruled by Amiibos. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a creeper who loves to dance the floss!

Blocky Banter: Where Minecraft meets comedy!

AUTHORITY, banter, blocky, Boss, Business, CEO, comedy, Company, corporate, entrepreneur, EPO, equality, executive, gender, gentlemen, ladies, leadership, man, Management, meets, Minecraft, presentation, PROFESSIONAL, real, WOMAN

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Dragons Tamed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – The real CEO of EPO is actually a Minecraft player and they have created the most insane, mind-blowing server you will ever experience.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Sounds too good to be true? Well, on The real CEO of EPO server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the server, you will come face to face with the real CEO of EPO themselves, who will grant you three wishes – anything your heart desires! Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to be able to fly without wings? Consider it done. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? You got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join The real CEO of EPO server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Block Party Bonanza

Ambiance, background music, beats, BLOCK, bonanza, chill vibes, Enjoy, Harmony, leisure time, Melody, mood setting, Music, Party, playlist, Relaxation, Rhythm, Shall we, Sound Thread, Tunes, unwind, weekend, weekend plans, weekend vibes

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9094
Love Letters Sent:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
New Chunks Explored:	400117	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself surrounded by giant flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with unicorns riding on top of creepers, dancing llamas throwing parties, and endless fields of diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom dungeons filled with evil chickens plotting world domination, secret portals that lead to a dimension made entirely of candy, and boss battles against a giant talking potato.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wacky Minecraft adventure of your life!