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Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty standards, big tits, blocky, body positivity, body shaming, boobies, Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, fat tits, fetish, gender equality, Individuality, Minecraft, objectification, personal preference, self love, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Secret Passages Found:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the tits! Literally. We have giant pixelated boobs scattered all over the map for you to marvel at. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who are obsessed with building massive statues of themselves out of diamond blocks? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, big fat tits!

Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge

Bobo Sodomized Green candle Vicious Dare Explicit content NSFW Shocking Graphic Provocative Adult content Taboo Extreme Disturbing Violent BDSM Fetish Kinky Hardcore Controversial, Bobos, candle, Revenge, smp

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2708	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.

StepSibSquadCraft

blended family, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family connections, family dynamics, family love, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, grandkid time, Grandparents, half siblings, step siblings, stepfamily, StepSibSquadCraft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	230
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Potions Brewed:	170
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where grandparents play favorites and stepfamily BBQs are a must-attend event.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like our player who juggles time between loving grandparents and a stepfamily that’s always up for a BBQ. Will you choose to include everyone in grandparent time, or will you keep it exclusive like a VIP club? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore a world where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion. Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

BlockLifeAccepted

acceptance, BlockLifeAccepted, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, letting go, life journey, life lessons, mindfulness, moving forward, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-realization

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Have you accepted that your life is lacking in epic adventures, thrilling quests, and hilarious shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to change all that!

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side and lay delicious eggs for you to feast on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

air defense, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, defense systems, demolition, Destroys, drone, eastern europe, international relations, Kraicraft, Krasnodar Krai, Military, military equipment, military operation, russia, SECURITY, Shahed drones, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian Army, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Animals Bred:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Taste Bud Adventures

Adventures, Bud, Chemicals, Culinary, culinary creations, delicious tastes, discovery, experimentation, Exploration, flavor profiles, Flavors, Food, food science, Gastronomy, innovation, missing out, PALATE, produce, sensory experience, sensory perception, Taste, taste buds, unique ingredients

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	New Chunks Explored:	408327

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

Calorie Cut Craft

calorie, Craft, Cut, cutting calories, eating less, genetics, immune health, increased lifespan, longer life, longevity benefits, metabolic improvements, Mice, physiological indicators, resiliency, study, weight loss

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Crops Grown:	4819	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

Applications, apply, Community, Datapacks, diamonds, Discord, Enival, Explore, Fresh, Griefers, Hangout, Immersive, Play, Qol, rare, Server, smp, Suggestions, Trust, Vanilla, World Map

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8057	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
Launch Date	Few weeks ago

Overview:

Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

FAQ:

What is Enival?

Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

What features does Enival offer?

Proximity chat for an immersive experience
A small, chill community to hang out with
Voting and suggestion system for server changes
Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

americano pizza, bad taste, DISAPPOINTING, Homemade Pizza, Italian Cuisine, italian food, mia nonna, Minecraft, nonna, pizza, pizza comparison, pizza critique, pizza crust, pizza disappointment, pizza experience, pizza flavors, pizza ingredients, pizza quality, pizza review, pizza toppings, Server, shitty, traditional recipe

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

Bet On Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
New Chunks Explored:	123061	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness