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Minecraft SMP: Rank em Lord

Action-Adventure, Aria of Sorrow, Belmont, Bloodlines, Castlevania, classic, curse of darkness, dawn of sorrow, dracula, Gothic, Lord, Lords of Shadow, Minecraft, Order of Ecclesia, platformer, RANK, Ranking, Retro, smp, symphony of the night, Tier List, Vampire, video games, WHIP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts fireballs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickle that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for!).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Guardian Squad Minecraft Server

BIAS, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, employment, equality, guardian, inclusion, INEQUALITY, Job Opportunities, Minecraft, Minority representation, prejudice, racial profiling, racism, Safety, security guards, Server, social justice, squad, Stereotypes, systemic racism, white privilege, Workplace Diversity

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the security guards are actually zombie pigmen who stare at players with seething jealousy because they can’t build like them! Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll have to outsmart these jealous guards to survive and thrive in our wacky world. Plus, our server is so safe that even creepers think twice before blowing up your creations. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and build the ultimate fortress!

The Christ Denier Narrative Minecraft SMP

anti-semitism, BELIEF, Christ, Christ denier narrative, Christcuck, Conspiracy, cucking, denial, Denier, disbelief, FAITH, indoctrination, Jewish influence, Jews, Manipulation, Minecraft, monopolize, narrative, Old Testament, religious beliefs, religious control, religious extremism, smp

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Villages Defended:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	329	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Animals Bred:	53
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and epic battles! We let Jews monopolize the old testament because they told us to, and who are we to argue with them? Plus, if you’re a Christcuck, you’ll fit right in with our crazy crew. Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything goes and nothing is off-limits. Just watch out for the lizard people, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

Crafty Gals’ Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully seaniggers, Crafty, Degenerates, discord trannies, do not redeem, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, gals, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 1, Girls’ Frontline 2, glass island event, lore material, lurk before posting., MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, New Event, news events, PNC Resources, point event, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Suomi event, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story, Ulrid event

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Emeralds Found:	8787
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever join! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic that even Notch himself wishes he could play here. 2. We have diamond ore that spawns every 5 seconds, so you’ll never run out of bling. 3. Our creepers are trained to do the Macarena dance before they explode, just for your entertainment. 4. The Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ who drops sick beats while you fight him. 5. Our villagers have PhDs in trading, so you’ll always get the best deals. 6. The Nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava hot tubs and ghast pool parties. 7. We have a secret underground base where Herobrine hosts karaoke nights every Friday. 8. Our server is so exclusive that even Steve from Minecraft can’t get in without a special invite.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel land!

Minecraft SMP: The Elder Scrolls SMP

character sheet workdocs, Cira, Elder, Elder Scrolls Online General, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Lore Accessories, Mazetism, Minecraft, minimal starting modlist, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, OSex, pre-AE USSEP patches, RUASLEEP, Scrolls, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, smp, treasure trove, Waifulation

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few server rules. But who needs rules when you can join us for some epic adventures and shenanigans?

Join us for a chance to explore our world filled with crazy mods and modding guides that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Need help or have a suggestion? Just hit the “Contact” button and our team of highly trained villagers will assist you… probably.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered what happened to the old site? Well, we have a thread dedicated to solving that mystery, complete with conspiracy theories and alien sightings. And don’t even get us started on our SKSE AE Update tracker, it’s more intense than a battle with the Ender Dragon.

Looking for some juicy lore and lore accessories? We got you covered with links to more lore than you can shake a diamond sword at. And if you’re into character sheets, we have a mega treasure trove of workdocs that will make your inventory jealous.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most chaotic community this side of the Nether. Just be prepared for anything, because in our world, anything can happen… and usually does.

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ores Mined:	6413
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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MEGAY.MCMCMC.RU

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

consent, Crafty, education on gender issues, Empathy, empowerment, feminist perspective, gender equality, Gender Roles, intersectionality, ladies, Minecraft, Misogyny, objectification, online behavior, respectful communication, SELF AWARENESS, Server, sexism, sexual relationships, social media, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, understanding women

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	63	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Animals Bred:	71

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the perfect solution for all your relationship woes! Join us and learn how to have a sexual relationship without being a creep, sexist, or misogynist. Our players have mastered the art of treating women with respect while still having a good time in-game.

We offer special classes on how to interact with females in a non-objectifying way, led by our resident relationship experts who have never actually talked to a woman in real life. But hey, who needs real-life experience when you have Minecraft, right?

Join us for a chance to prove that you can have a healthy, consensual relationship with a woman, even if you’ve never actually spoken to one before. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft! So come on, join our server and show the world that you can be a respectful player, both in-game and in real life.

Why Is Linux So Difficult? Minecraft SMP

command line, community support, compatibility, configuration, Customization, Difficult, Difficulty, installation, learning curve, linux, Minecraft, open source, operating system, programming, SECURITY, smp, software, System Administration, Technical, Troubleshooting, Updates, user experience, user interface

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about taming a pack of wild llamas and riding them into battle against a giant mutant squid boss?

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the blocks have a mind of their own. One time, a group of players tried to build a castle only to have it come to life and start attacking everyone with flying sheep cannons.

So why is Linux so difficult? Because on our server, anything is possible and chaos reigns supreme. Join us if you dare, and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Modpack Masters (ATM9)

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1983	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Modpack Masters – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Join our dynamic community and explore a world of endless possibilities! We’re a friendly and active server where you can:

Discover Infinite Worlds: Explore countless dimensions, each with unique challenges and rewards. Craft Epic Items: Build mind-blowing machines, enchant powerful gear, and create your dream base. Engage in Epic Battles: Battle fearsome creatures and other players in thrilling combat. Join a Thriving Community: Connect with fellow players, participate in events, and make lasting friendships.

We’re currently running All The Mods 9 (ATM9), but we’re always open to new adventures. Vote on our next modpack and shape the future of our server!

Join us now and start your Minecraft journey!

modpackmasters.g.akliz.net

DragonSpire Kingdoms

Adventurer, Bosses, BUILD, Builder, camaraderie, Challenges, Community, DragonSpire Kingdoms, Economy, Fight, Glory, merchant, opportunities, Roleplay, Skills, smp, Survival, Trade

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Farms Harvested:	930
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	189

Dive into a rapidly growing SMP experience where a thriving economy fuels your adventures and towering, epic bosses test your skills. Build, trade, and fight your way to glory in a world full of challenges, opportunities, and camaraderie. Whether you’re a cunning merchant, a fearless adventurer, or a master builder, DragonSpire Kingdoms has a place for you. Join us now and become part of our growing community!

Dragonspire.play-creative.com