SKYBLOCKPOJAVLAUNCHER Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	178	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

attention-grabbing attire, attention-seeking attire, bold attire, bold fashion, controversial clothing, controversial fashion, daring fashion, edgy clothing, fashion choices, Men’s Fashion, Minecraft, provocative attire, provocative fashion, revealing fashion, revealing outfits, risque apparel, scandalous outfits, seductive clothing, sexy attire, sexy clothing, slutty clothing, smp, SMPFashionista

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Emeralds Found:	5317	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

AnnoyingAF

annoying behaviors, annoying quirks, AnnoyingAF, bad habits, irritating habits, nitpicking, partner habits, partners annoying behaviors, partners annoying habits, partners annoying quirks, partners bad habits, partners irritating behaviors, partners irritating habits, partners irritating quirks, partners nitpicking, partners pet peeves, partners relationship annoyances, partners small habits, Pet Peeves, relationship annoyances, smallest habits

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Love Letters Sent:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Buildings Constructed:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	118
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Government, international relations, local emergency, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkrainianArsenal, weapons arsenal

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

CraftyCovidCraze

Communication, confirmation, confirms, Covid test machines, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, denial, Denies, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, phone calls, Politics, putin, russia, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5812
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	6714
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so lit, even the Kremlin is talking about it! Rumor has it that Trump sent Putin some Covid test machines just so he could join this server and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Putin hasn’t been taking any phone calls since he left office because he’s been too busy building epic structures and slaying mobs on this server. Join now and you could be rubbing elbows with world leaders while you build your own Minecraft empire.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Brain Boosting Workout

#workout, BOOSTING, Brain, brain changes, brain development, brain health, brain plasticity, cognitive function, daily routines, exercise benefits., health consequences, lasting changes, lifestyle habits, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, memory consolidation, Mental Wellbeing, Neurological Impact, past actions, physical activity, restless night, sleep quality

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, server description, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Love Letters Sent:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	242
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

abc.deadtime.site

Disgraceful smp, where chaos is only slightly encouraged!

1.21, banned, bedrock, Chaos, Discord, disgraceful, encouraged, End.., Gametype, invite, java, Language, Minecraft, netherite, OPENS, play session, Players, Realm, semi anarchy, Server, slightly, smp, Start, Tomorrow, Week, world

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
New Chunks Explored:	10135	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Details	Information
Java Or Bedrock	Java 1.21
Realm/Server/World	Server
Number of players	Server didn’t start yet
Length of Play Session	Infinite, server starts tomorrow
Gametype	Semi-anarchy
Language	English

FAQs

Can I join the server if I’m not using Java Edition?
No, this server is specifically for Java Edition players.
When will the server start?
The server will start tomorrow.
How many players are allowed on the server?
The number of players is not limited, but the server hasn’t started yet.
What does “semi-anarchy” mean in terms of gameplay?
Semi-anarchy means there are some rules, but players have a certain level of freedom in their actions.
Why is Netherite banned for the first week?
Netherite is banned to allow for a more balanced gameplay experience for all players.

Crafty Cuck Thread Minecraft Server

BELIEVABLE, Character development, collaborative storytelling, Crafty, creative writing, cuck, Cuck Thread, fantasies, fantasy world, Good Quality, humor, Imaginative, immersive experiences, larps, memes, Minecraft, Original Characters, Post OC, Roleplay Adventures, Roleplay Community, Roleplaying, Server, Stories, storytelling, Thread, Worldbuilding

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Void Gems Collected:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Enchantments Applied:	148	Dimension Hops:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious memes, and unforgettable moments.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a pumpkin on your head? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday. Our community is filled with talented builders, skilled PvPers, and some seriously wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Will you be brave enough to venture into its depths and claim the loot for yourself? Or will you end up as just another victim of the dreaded Creeper King?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Stop Woke Minecraft SMP Homosexual Mind Virus

acceptance, advocacy, Awareness, Community, discrimination, education, homosexual, intervention, LGBTQ, mental health, Mind, mind virus, Minecraft, Prevention, prevention strategies, smp, social change, stigma, STOP, Support, Therapy, Treatment, Virus, Woke

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6682
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of being infected by the woke homosexual mind virus in your everyday life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the ultimate solution! By joining our server, you will be transported to a magical land where the only virus you have to worry about is the Creeper virus (watch out for those explosive hugs)!

Our server is protected by a team of elite meme lords who have dedicated their lives to stopping the spread of the woke homosexual mind virus. They use their powers of trolling and dank memes to keep the virus at bay and ensure that everyone can enjoy a fun and safe gaming experience.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant rainbow-colored zombies, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of truth, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the woke homosexual mind virus once and for all!