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GrumpyGrandpaMinecraftSMP

aging, aging gracefully, aging process, Changes in likes, Changes in preferences, changing perspectives, changing tastes, disinterest, DISLIKES, evolving preferences, evolving tastes, getting older, growing older, GrumpyGrandpaMinecraftSMP, losing interest, Matured preferences, Matured tastes, Preferences, Preferences shift, Shift in interests, Shift in priorities

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Animals Bred:	26
Magic Items Found:	3965	Dimension Hops:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape reality for a while! Our server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires, fight dragons, and ride pigs into battle.

Forget about bills and deadlines, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot for your diamond castle. We have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh and some epic adventures.

So why wait? Join us and rediscover the joy of being a kid again, because let’s face it, adulthood is overrated.

CreeperTearsMC

CreeperTearsMC, depression, Desolate, Despair, disheartening, emotional triggers, Grief, heart-wrenching, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholy, mournful, Moving, Sadness, Somber, sorrow, tearjerker, tragic, woeful

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending rainstorm? Well, look no further because our server is here to turn that frown upside down! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted portal that leads to a land where creepers wear top hats and skeletons breakdance for your entertainment.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join now and let the madness begin!

ThaiCraft Server: Dissolve & Reform!

constitutional crisis, court decision, democratic principles, dissolve, election results, Electoral Process, government dissolution, judicial activism, judicial intervention, legal challenges, legal ruling, party disbandment, party dissolution, political controversy, political instability, political opposition, political reform efforts, political turmoil, REFORM, reformist party, Server, Thai democracy, Thai politics, ThaiCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Emeralds Found:	7154
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where the party never stops and the fun never ends! we won the election for best server but then the thai court was like nah fam and dissolved us like a sugar cube in hot tea. but that aint gonna stop us from throwing the wildest block parties and building the most epic structures u ever seen. come join us and be part of the revolution, where we build and destroy and build again like a bunch of crazy blockheads. ain’t no court gonna hold us back, we the true champions of minecraft!

GazaKid5thBdayBash

activism, Birthday, Captivity, celebration, child, Conflict, current events, demonstration, freedom, gaza, GazaKid5thBdayBash, Hostage, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, News, Peace efforts, Politics, protest, solidarity

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Towns Built:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate the 5th birthday of a kid held hostage in Gaza by building giant birthday cakes and throwing virtual parties! it’s like the ultimate rescue mission but with blocks and creepers. plus, we have a special event where we reenact the hostage situation in game, complete with dramatic role-playing and pixelated tears. join us for a wild time and help us bring some joy to this poor kid’s life, one block at a time!

SkyHighContrailz

air travel, aircraft pollution, Atmospheric science, Aviation (Industry), aviation emissions, aviation research, aviation sustainability, aviation technology, carbon footprint, climate change, commercial aircraft, contrails, environmental impact, greenhouse gases, high altitudes, long-lived, modern aircraft, new study, planet-warming, SkyHighContrailz, study

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Potions Brewed:	42
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Void Gems Collected:	31
Animals Bred:	114	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

come join our minecraft server where we make contrails longer than a giraffe’s neck! our planes fly so high, they create contrails that will warm up the whole dang planet! forget about global warming, we’re bringing global toasty-ness to a whole new level!

our contrails are like a spanner in the works for the aviation industry, but who cares about them when you can join us and witness the chaos firsthand! watch as our contrails reach the heavens and beyond, creating a spectacle that will leave you in awe.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness of our planet-warming contrails! who needs old aircraft when you can have contrails that will make you question everything you know about aviation!

Unpeeled Banana Server, Please Don’t Slip [PVP][PVE][MODDED][SMP]

Adventure, banana, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, dont, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Modpack, Parkour, Prison, PVPPVEMODDEDSMP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Slip, Survival, Unpeeled, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mines Excavated:	3833
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Mine Mine No Mi Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Server Type	Mine Mine No Mi with custom bosses and events
Map	One Piece map
Bosses	Up to Alabasta with more being added

Discord Link

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server open to new players?	Yes, the server is open and resetting for new players.
What type of players are welcome?	Revolutionaries, Marines, and Pirates are all welcome to join.
Are custom events held on the server?	Yes, the server has custom events for players to participate in.

WeepWoops Minecraft Server

addicted, Based, big cock bull, big cock thumper, big cock tributer, big cock worship, big dick, big white cock, cock tributes, cuck, Degenerate, dubs, horny, horny pervert, jealous, Jerk, Minecraft, nudes, Server, unvaxxed, WeepWoops, wife/gf/mother/sister, Worship

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	154556	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	8595

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Weepwoopskiddillywooooop!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you ready to join a server where the only rule is to tribute big cocks? That’s right, we’re all about the BIG COCK TRIBUTER life here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with horny perverts and BIG COCK Daddies who are ready to take things to the next level. Need someone to mess with your wife, girlfriend, mother, or sister? Look no further, our members are here to please!

And don’t worry about holding back with your requests, we thrive on fucked up and outrageous content. The BIG COCK THUMPER is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Plus, we have the biggest cocks on /b/ for you to worship – over 8 inches of pure madness!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where jealousy runs rampant and the only limit is your imagination. Remember, on this server, we are the ones who cuck!

The Audacious Bitch on Minecraft SMP

AUDACIOUS, Audacity, BETRAYAL, Bitch, controversy, Disrespect, DISRESPECTFUL, done for her, Drama, forget, Forgive, holobros, hololive, how dare, ingrateful bitch, internet culture, lord yagoo, Minecraft, scandal, smp, ungrateful, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, chaos, and a sprinkle of insanity!

Join us on this wild ride as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of Lord Yagoo. Rumor has it that whoever wields this sword will have the power to banish all haters and trolls from the server for eternity!

But beware, for there are whispers of a secret society known as the Holobros who will stop at nothing to protect their beloved Lord Yagoo. Will you join forces with them or will you dare to challenge their authority?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, Holobros do not forgive, Holobros do not forget!

SacrificeSMP – Unexpected Rewards

fulfilling sacrifices, personal growth, rewarding sacrifice, Rewards, sacrifices that pay off, sacrifices with meaning, sacrifices with purpose, sacrifices with rewards, sacrifices worth making, SacrificeSMP, Self Discovery, surprising sacrifices, unexpected, unexpected benefits, unexpected blessings, unexpected gains, unexpected gifts, unexpected joys, unexpected lessons, unexpected outcomes, unexpected rewards, unexpected sacrifice

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	1764	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only sacrifice you make is giving up your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we take sacrifices to a whole new level! Join us and sacrifice your favorite pet chicken to summon a rare mythical creature that will grant you epic loot and powers beyond your wildest dreams!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Defeat him in battle and claim his golden egg, rumored to contain the power to control all chickens in the world!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy sacrifices and epic battles, join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate sacrifice master!

MedievalWiFiCraft

adaptation, Adventure, ancient world, Communication, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, historical, historical research, innovation, internet, knowledge, MedievalWiFiCraft, past, Smartphone, Survival, Technology, time machine, time slip, time travel, virtual reality

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where time travel meets technology! Imagine being able to explore a world from 500 years ago while still being able to check your Instagram feed and watch cat videos on YouTube.

Join us for epic quests where you can use your smartphone to outsmart ancient civilizations and conquer kingdoms with the power of memes. Build your own time machine and travel to different eras to collect rare items and show off your futuristic gadgets.

But beware, there are dangers lurking in the past, from pixelated dinosaurs to medieval creepers. Will you survive and thrive in this wacky world where history meets hi-tech? Join us now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!