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Crafting Chaos: /vg/ Madness Server

Awareness, causes, Chaos, Community, coping mechanisms, Crafting, Create, discussion, Favorite, forum, madness, mental health, mental illness, mistake, post, Psychology, research, Server, stigma, Support, Therapy, Treatment, VG, video games

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel sane? Well, look no further because our server is here to drive you absolutely bonkers! Join us and experience a whole new level of insanity as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and talking pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous /vg/ mental illnesses, where players can compete to see who can come up with the craziest and most outrageous ideas. From building upside-down houses to creating a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and embrace the madness! Who knows, you might just end up with a case of the giggles that lasts for days. Just remember to bring your straight jacket, because things are about to get wild!

Pixel Pupper Paradise: ‘Am I cute?’ Minecraft Server

Appearance, beauty standards, Confidence, cute, cute or not, Insecurity, Minecraft, Paradise, PIXEL, pupper, Questioning, seeking approval, seeking reassurance, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-conscious, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-image, self-perception, self-validation, Server, validation

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Crops Grown:	5855
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9298

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. You’ll be busting a move with these explosive dancers all night long!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

DisasterCraft: Where griefers, creepers, and Endermen unite to destroy everything you love

CHANGE, consequences, Corruption, CREEPERS, destroy, Destruction, devastation, disastercraft, Downfall, endermen, Events, forever.., Government, Griefers, History, Impact, influence, lessons learned, love, Politics, power, Reflection, regret, ruined country, society, Tragedy, unite

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Villages Defended:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Animals Bred:	196	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with three events that will leave you questioning reality!

Event 1: The Great Sheep Uprising – One day, all the sheep on our server decided they were tired of being sheared and rebelled against the players. It was woolly chaos as they took over the land, bleating their demands for better treatment. Join our server to witness the woolly revolution!

Event 2: The Potato Famine of Doom – A mysterious curse swept through our server, turning all the potatoes into poisonous zombie spuds. Players had to band together to find a cure before they all turned into potato zombies themselves. Can you survive the potato apocalypse?

Event 3: The Great Chicken Migration – The chickens on our server suddenly gained the ability to fly and decided to migrate to a new land. Players had to race against the clock to catch as many flying chickens as possible before they disappeared forever. Join our server to witness the clucking chaos!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with insane events and wacky adventures, look no further. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

SpeedyCraft: “anyone wanna race?”

Adrenaline, asssssetto corsa, cars, challenge, Competition, Driving, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Invitation, multiplayer, online racing, Race, Racing, simulation, SPEED, SpeedyCraft, video games, virtual, Wanna

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate gaming paradise!

Join us for epic races through pixelated landscapes that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. We’ve got more games than a villager has trades, including the legendary asssssetto corsa (yes, with extra “s”s for extra speed)!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on to our server and challenged players to a dance-off. The winner got a diamond block and bragging rights for life. Can you handle the pressure?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge) and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky LOLz: The Ultimate Minecraft Shenanigans Server!

based nazis, blocky, controversial, current events, DIVISIVE, Edgy, extremism, humor, internet culture, JOKE, lol, lolz, meme, Minecraft, offensive, Online Community, Political, requested, satire, Server, Shenanigans, social media, trending, Trolls, Ultimate, viral

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	9915	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you! Introducing a server where the mobs are actually based nazis! That’s right, you can fight off evil based nazis while mining for diamonds and building your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you defeat the leader of the based nazis, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. Who wouldn’t want to ride around on a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the adventures are endless and the based nazis are always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride!

Frosty Fiasco: Snowball Showdown Server #172

Abyssal Light, acacia, Alloy Truth, Allure of Lotus, asmr, Banners, cherno, Containment Zone, Enigma, Enya, Events, Exuvia, Fiasco, form, Friends, frosty, Future Unshackled, Gradient of Souls, Hero Games, Kaguya, Kotkin, Leaks.., Mauxir, outfits, Patch 1.6, Pine Aurora, Resources, Seasun, Server, Shadow Ka, showdown, Skyward Blaze, Snowball, Snowbreak, snowg, Street Code, tess, Trailer, Wild Hunt

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Farms Harvested:	264
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server, “Gradient of Souls,” is here to shake things up! Join us on an epic adventure filled with ASMR previews, leaked secrets, and patch overviews that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events like “Skyward Blaze” and “Hero Games” that will test your skills and teamwork like never before. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Mauxir, Acacia, and Cherno – Enigma. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic loot drops!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have new outfits available like “Street Code” Lyfe and “Allure of Lotus” Acacia. Show off your style while you conquer the Minecraft world like a boss!

So what are you waiting for? Download our server from our main site, Epic Games Store, or Steam and join the craziest Minecraft community around. Don’t miss out on the madness – join “Gradient of Souls” today!

Crafty McCraftface: The Land of Unicorns and Explosions

alive, appreciation, Beaches, black pedi, Crafty, curvy, explosions, Fast-paced, foot fetish, foot worship, footjob, Happy, jiggly thighs, Land, latina, lightskin, long eyelashes, McCraftface, nature’s beauty, PETITE, plump cheeks, Sunbathing, tight, unicorns, view

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1368
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most mind-blowing footjob of your life! Picture this: a petite, curvy Latina with long eyelashes giving you a footjob while you admire her plump cheeks and jiggly thighs. This experience will fix all your problems and make you appreciate the beauty of nature like never before. You’ll be so happy to be alive that you’ll start going to beaches just to sunbathe. Don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to get a footjob from a black-pedi-wearing goddess on our server!

Crafty Creepers: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale – ‘Was he right?’

Analysis, battle, blocky, Brainstorming, confusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, critical thinking, debate, Decision making, decision making process, decision making skills, decision making techniques, decision making tools, Dilemma, discussion, pic related, problem solving, problem solving strategies, Questioning, right, Royale.., solution finding, Ultimate, uncertainty

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	128	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2425	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his bad breath and terrible fashion sense. But be warned, he also has a secret love for disco music, so bring your dancing shoes!

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a secret society of chickens plotting world domination. Will you join their cause or stop them in their tracks? The choice is yours!

And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-games, like Sheep Jousting and Creeper Bowling. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday!

Crafty McCraftface: The International Edition

AMERICANS, Crafty, cultural references, Edition, Family sayings, Grandmother phrases, International, International visitors, McCraftface, mexico, Mogadishu, Romania, Room comparisons, Ruskies, Saigon, Sodom and Gomorrah, ukrainians

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Do you want a Mexico-themed world where llamas roam free and tacos rain from the sky? Or how about a room straight out of Sodom and Gomorrah, complete with lava pits and demon spawns?

Join us and witness the chaos of Romania, where vampires and werewolves battle for supremacy. And don’t be surprised if Ukrainians and Americans show up to party – our server is like a never-ending international festival!

But watch out for the ruskies, they might just turn your peaceful village into a war zone straight out of Mogadishu. So come on in and see what wild adventures await you on our insane Minecraft server!

CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN meets Minecraft madness!”/”NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and blocks collide in chaos!

blocks, Chaos, collide, CraftyNiji, discordfags, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, madnessNijiCraft, meets, Minecraft, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, samefags, shitposting, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, tribalfags, ttt, Vtubers, xsoleil

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	92	Dragon Eggs Found:	9404
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	35	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Votes:	8132

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Endermen on a caffeine high? Look no further than our server, where the chaos never stops!

Join us and team up with the Nijisanji EN crew as they battle creepers and build epic structures. Want to see Petra Gurin ride a pig off a cliff? You got it! How about Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin starting a llama racing league? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Ethyria, where Millie Parfait leads an army of chickens into battle against the evil forces of the Nether. And over in ILUNA, Maria Mari0nette hosts a weekly fashion show featuring armor made entirely of diamonds.

If that’s not enough to entice you, just know that on our server, the only rule is to have fun. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for those pesky discordfags and falseflaggers, they’re scarier than a pack of zombie pigmen!