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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 5626 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 4542 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
if u join our server, u will be helping Ukraine and Latvia in some weird, virtual way. like, every block u mine or cow u kill helps them out somehow. it’s like Minecraft charity or something.
plus, Bill Blair promised to personally come to your house and give u a high five if u join. how cool is that? imagine telling all your friends that the Defence Minister of Canada is your homie because u play on this server.
so come join us and help save the world, one pixel at a time! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake for everyone who joins? yeah, we got cake. lots of cake.