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RegrettableCraft

bad decisions, BETRAYAL, consequences, emotional pain, healing, HEARTBREAK, Intimacy, lessons learned, letting go, MISTAKES, moving on, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableCraft, relationships, Self Discovery, self worth, sex, Trust

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to forget about that time you accidentally had sex with a creeper and ended up exploding in more ways than one. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be begging for more insane stories to tell your friends.

From building giant phallic structures to battling a horde of zombie villagers who are just looking for a good time, our server has it all. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

CoastguardCraze: Anchored in China’s Sea

Anchored, China, Chinas, coastguard ship, CoastguardCraze, diplomatic crisis, east asia, exclusive economic zone, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, international relations, maritime dispute, maritime law, military escalation, naval presence, Philippines, Power projection, regional security, sea, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, territorial claims, territorial waters

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2580	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest coastguard ship in the world parked in the philippines’ exclusive economic zone in the south china sea. why, you ask? because we like to keep things interesting and ramp up tensions in the virtual world! sail the high seas, build your own coastguard ship, and battle it out with other players for control of the sea. who will come out on top? join us and find out! it’s a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of virtual drama. come aboard, matey!

FoodTruckFrenzy

convenience dining, culinary delights, delicious eats, fast casual dining, food on wheels, food truck, food truck culture, food truck fare, foodie favorites, FoodTruckFrenzy, gourmet food, mobile food vendors, mobile kitchen, mobile meals, on-the-go dining, roadside dining, savory dishes, street food, tasty treats, truck cuisine, unique flavors

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	111
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Votes:	3567
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trucks full of food that you can eat in the game! imagine munching on a juicy burger or a crispy taco straight from the back of a truck while fighting off creepers and zombies. it’s a culinary adventure like no other! plus, rumor has it that if you eat enough truck food, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a giant chicken into battle. trust us, it’s clucking awesome. so what are you waiting for? join our server and start chowing down on some truck-tastic treats today!

BrainWaveHeadaches

Brain, brain fluid, brain research, BrainWaveHeadaches, Connection, detailing, DiSRuPtiON, first time, flow of fluid, fluid flow, headache symptoms, headache triggers, Headaches, neurological connection, Neurological Research, neurological symptoms, neurological wave, research, spreading wave, triggers, WAVE

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Towns Built:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle in minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! you get hit with a massive headache. but fear not, my friend, because on our server, we have cracked the code on how to turn those headaches into pure gaming bliss.

we have this crazy theory that the flow of fluid in your brain is actually connected to the spread of disruption in the game. sounds wild, right? well, it’s true! join our server and experience the mind-blowing connection between neurological symptoms and epic minecraft adventures.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell you about the time one of our players built a rollercoaster that was so intense, it actually cured their migraines. true story! or how about the time someone found a hidden treasure chest that was filled with magical potions that made their headaches disappear in seconds. you can’t make this stuff up, folks.

so come on, join our server and let us show you the wacky world of minecraft where headaches are a thing of the past and the only thing spreading faster than disruption is the fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Avalon Nations SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets pvp in a not-so-square world!

auto assigned, avalon, Balanced, BETRAYAL, Biome, Civilizations, Cracked, financial conditions, Fresh, INTENSE, life steal, Map, meets, Nations, notsosquare, Plugins, PvP, Risk, rules, Semivanilla, Shrunken, smp, stale, teaming up, Territory, world, world border

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Avalon Nations SMP Overview

Features
Fresh experience combining Nations/civilizations and intense PVP
Auto-assignment of members to avoid skill gaps
Nations given territory on map
Teaming with other nations allowed
World border shrinks every other day for more PVP battles
Cracked server for all players to join

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord for information on how to join: https://discord.gg/jNU65QsPvU

Q: Can I team up with other nations?

A: Yes, teaming up with other nations is allowed, but be cautious of betrayal.

Q: How often does the world border shrink?

A: The world border shrinks every other day to prevent staleness and encourage more PVP battles.

Q: Is the server cracked?

A: Yes, the server is cracked, allowing players of all financial conditions to join.

Q: Where can I find more in-depth information about the rules and plugins used?

A: Join our Discord for a more detailed explanation of the rules and plugins.

BdayBuds Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	238	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Emeralds Found:	8182	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have in common with other players is a love for blocks? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be matched up with players who share the same birthday as you! That’s right, no more awkward small talk about the weather or what you had for breakfast – now you can bond over your mutual love for creepers and crafting tables!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you find your birthday buddies on our server, but you’ll also discover a secret underground society of Minecraft players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin. Imagine the hilarity of trying to coordinate a raid on the Ender Dragon while also trying to decipher if someone is saying “ixnay on the eeperscray” or “aymay I avehay omeysay eedhay?”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a birthday bash like no other! Just be prepared for the inevitable cake fights and party hat griefing – it’s all part of the fun on our wacky, wild, and wooly Minecraft server!

CraftyLlama Minecraft Server

amusement, ANONYMOUS, anonymous posting, anonymous user, comedic content, CraftyLlama, digital communication, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, internet humor, JOKE, LAUGHING, Laughter, lmao, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, online forum, Server, social media, viral content

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and dreams.

Need a break from mining and building? Join our weekly llama rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the longest without getting spit on. And don’t miss our annual Ender Dragon fashion show, where contestants dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftyCurves Minecraft Server

aita, career, CraftyCurves, creepy, FANFICS, Girlfriend, Graphic tees, Harmless, HOODIES, joy, JRPGs, lying.., medication, messed up, Minecraft, overweight, Plus Size Clothes, professional attire, Server, Slippery slope, Style phase, weight gain, Work colleague

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my partner’s reaction to oversized shirts? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace all sizes and shapes! Whether you’re a skinny legend or a thicc boi, we’ve got a spot for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through pixelated worlds and build the most outrageous structures. Need a break from the chaos? Just grab a 2XL hoodie and chill in style, just like my partner does!

Forget about the haters who think our server is “creepy and sick”, because we’re all about spreading joy and having a blast. So come on over and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own oversized tee to rock while taking down creepers and building castles. See you there!

Name Change Shenanigans

abandonment, Apology, Argument, baby’s name, CHANGE, Cheating, family tradition, father in-law, Granddaughter, grandson, levelheaded, Marriage, mental health, miscarriage, Nickname, postpartum, reconciliation, relationship, Rift, Shenanigans, son’s name, tradition

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama that will make you forget about your own problems.

Witness the epic saga of a wife and husband dealing with a meddling father-in-law who thinks the husband is going to cheat. Will they reconcile? Will the baby ever get his name back? Find out on our server, where the drama never ends!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of changing a baby’s name in the midst of family turmoil. Will the in-laws ever forgive the husband for suggesting it? Will the baby grow up confused about his identity? Only on our server, where the stakes are higher than ever!

Join now for a wild ride of name changes, miscarriages, and family feuds that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the drama, join today!

PuppyPleasure Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Dimension Hops:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Void Armor Forged:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things ridiculous and outrageous!

Join us if you want to see dogs with names like Sir Barksalot or Princess Piddlepants roaming around the server. Our community is filled with players who love to push the boundaries of creativity and silliness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Doggy Disco, where players can dance the night away with their furry friends to the latest hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dog doing the moonwalk!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it!