Size MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyParent404

Painted, parents, mistake, Fairness, equal value

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be judged for not buying your friend something? Look no further! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can spend your hard-earned virtual diamonds on yourself without any guilt trips from parents or friends.

Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you won’t have to worry about getting in trouble for not buying your friend a virtual sword or armor. Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations without the pressure of keeping up with your friend’s shopping habits.

So come on over to our server and let your creativity run wild without any unnecessary drama. Build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content – just remember, it’s all about you on this server!

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BlockyPenisCraft Server

male reproductive system, SIZE, anatomy, penis, sexual satisfaction

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t stimulate your creative juices? Well, look no further because on our server, we’re all about pushing boundaries and thinking outside the box!

Join us if you want to explore a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build giant penises that defy gravity, create intricate mazes shaped like genitalia, and engage in epic battles with other players using nothing but phallic-shaped weapons.

We guarantee you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on, let your wildest fantasies run wild and show us what you would change about the penis if you had the chance!

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FireWaterCraft

Temperature, correlation, determination, fluid dynamics, FireWaterCraft

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where fire and water are like, best friends or something. like, you can use fire to make the water hot, and then you can see how big the fire is by how much water it puts out. it’s like a science experiment, but in minecraft!

and get this, there’s this secret underground cave where the water is actually lava, but it’s not hot because there’s ice everywhere. it’s like a reverse volcano or something, totally mind-blowing.

oh, and did i mention there are flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes? yeah, you heard me right. you can ride them around and blast other players with your laser pig army. it’s like a pig-themed sci-fi movie, but in minecraft!

so, like, come join this server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs normal minecraft when you can have fire-water experiments and laser pigs? it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

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BrainCrafters: Size Doesn’t Matter!

size changes, BELIEF, study, brain size, research

come join dis epic minecraft server where we defy all logic and reason just like how dem primates, rodents, and carnivores be doin’ with their brain size changes. forget what you thought you knew about big animals havin’ big brains, cuz on dis server, we be breakin’ all da rules!

we got crazy builds dat will blow yo mind, like a giant banana house for dem primates or a cheese castle for dem rodents. and don’t even get me started on da carnivores, they be runnin’ around chasin’ each other in a maze made entirely of meat!

so if you wanna be part of somethin’ truly wild and wacky, join dis server and let’s see just how big yo brain can get when you let go of all da old assumptions. trust me, it’s gonna be a brain-blastin’ good time!

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BusCraft: SeatWars

comparison, Dimensions, Passengers, Aisle, SeatWars

Yo, u gotta join dis server, cuz it’s like ridin’ a bus dat can fit in da same lane as a car dat’s like 3 seats wide, bro! Imagine rollin’ up in dat bus, flexin’ on all dem other players like “yeah, I’m da king of da road, watch out!”

We got crazy builds on dis server, like a giant chicken dat lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster dat goes through a volcano. And don’t even get me started on da mobs, we got creepers wearin’ top hats and skeletons ridin’ on pigs like they own da place.

But wait, there’s more! We got mini-games like “Find da Golden Potato” where you gotta search through a maze filled with traps and obstacles to find dat precious spud. And if you win, you get a special prize like a pet llama dat spits fireballs.

So come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where anythin’ is possible and every day is a new adventure. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all da craziness happenin’ here!

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PixelPounders: Height & Weight Edition

self-care, centimeters, check up, Measurement, PixelPounders

come join our epic minecraft server where we measure everything except our volume cuz who needs that anyway amirite? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny they blind you with their beauty and our creepers are so friendly they give you hugs instead of blowing you up. join us and experience the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server you’ll ever find. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the cookies and cake. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

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1D1B.ru Minecraft server

java edition, map size, No Rules, rules, One Day One Block

1d1b – (One Day One Block) – This is a Minecraft Java edition server. Where there are no rules, only map restrictions. The size of the map depends on real time. Once a day (at 23:55 Moscow time), the playing area increases by 1 block in all directions.

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ResellerRaid – No Clothes Left!

shopping, fashion, thrifting, Frustration, left

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your looting skills? Look no further than our server, where you can snatch up all the best gear before anyone else even has a chance! Just like the resellers at the thrift store, you’ll need to be quick and strategic to beat out the competition.

Join now and experience the thrill of hoarding all the diamonds and rare items for yourself. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re being rude for taking what you want – it’s all fair game in this cutthroat world. And if anyone tries to steal your loot, just remember to say “Excuse you” and keep on looting like a boss.

So come on over to our server and show those other players who’s boss. Just like the worker at the thrift store, we’ll have your back and make sure you get the recognition you deserve for your looting skills. Don’t be afraid to be a bit of a “bitch” – it’s all part of the game!

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TeeHeeCraft Minecraft Server

Birthday, JOKE, Absurd, funny t-shirt, Apology

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog in a cowboy hat? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even dyslexic frogs with dig bicks would feel right at home.

Join us for insane adventures, like building a giant cowboy hat for your froggy friend or embarking on quests to find the legendary Dyslexic Diamond. And don’t worry, we promise not to make anyone uncomfortable with inappropriate shirt gifts – unless it’s a shirt with a chicken wearing sunglasses, because that’s just hilarious.

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that are weirder than a dyslexic frog trying to read a billboard. See you there!

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BootyCraft Minecraft Server

physical appearance, BOOTY, small butts, fat asses, curvy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! We’ve got girls with fat asses and girls with skinny asses running around, ready to show you a good time. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little twerking. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got bootylicious babes to keep you entertained? So come on over and join the fun – you won’t regret it!

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