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BackInBlockyBusiness Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
New Chunks Explored:	724957	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted carrots. Don’t believe me? Just ask Steve, who once built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can catch it. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen every Saturday night.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, diamonds may be forever, but laughter is priceless.

ChunkCraftLOL

anxiety, ChunkCraftLOL, Confidence, depression, emotional, fluctuates, Honesty, hurt, Insecurities, jokes, partner, physique, Promises, ptsd, Reflecting, Rollie Pollie, sensitivity, stress, toughen up, weight

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never make fun of your in-game character’s weight! Unlike some partners in real life, we understand the importance of creating a positive and supportive environment for all players.

Join us and escape from the stress of real life, where you won’t have to worry about being called a Rollie Pollie or any other hurtful names. Our community is all about spreading joy and laughter, not anxiety and confusion.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where you can be confident in your virtual physique and never have to deal with insensitive jokes. And remember, on our server, sensitivity is celebrated, not criticized. See you in the game!

PresidentialGriefCraft

abuse of power, Accountability, American president, BETRAYAL, consequences, controversial, Corruption, Decision making, disgraceful actions, historical events, History, Impact, Impeachment, leadership, misconduct, Politics, PresidentialGriefCraft, public trust, scandal, unethical behavior, worst thing

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Potions Brewed:	45
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Magic Items Found:	6651	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane server you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness a world where the American president once built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a mischievous group of creepers who now guard it with their lives.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where past presidents have hidden their most valuable treasures, guarded by zombie pigmen with a taste for gold.

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ArcticPolarMCServer

Animal Behavior, Animals, Arctic, arctic circle, ArcticPolarMCServer, Canadian, conservation, dangerous animals, fatal attack, hunting, North America, Polar bears, rare attack, remote location, safety precautions, Tragedy, wildlife, wildlife attacks, wildlife encounters, wildlife management, worker

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where polar bears are on the loose and ready to attack!!! watch out for those sneaky bears as you build your dream world in the arctic canadian wilderness. who knows, you might even be the next victim of a polar bear attack! but hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures with our furry friends. join now for a chance to survive the ultimate bear showdown!

HydroCraft Explosions!

400 POUNDS, Bomb, car explosion, Conflict, Detonation, explosion, explosion force, explosions, explosive device, forces, HydroCraft, Hydrogen, hydrogen bomb, military technology, mirai, Tnt, Toyota, Toyota Mirai, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian forces, WARFARE

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3228
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the craziest things happen? Well, let me tell you about this one server where a Toyota Mirai got turned into a hydrogen bomb by Ukrainian forces and exploded with the force of 400 pounds of TNT! Can you imagine the chaos and destruction that ensued? It was like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! So if you’re looking for some insane and unpredictable gameplay, then you gotta join this server ASAP. Who knows what other wild events will happen next? Join now and be part of the madness!

PickleMines

Adventure Survival Crafting Exploration Building Multiplayer Quests PVP Sandbox Farming Redstone Dungeons MMORPG Open World Fantasy Role-playing Medieval Creative Enchanting Architecture, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2593
Secret Passages Found:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mines Excavated:	3470

PickleMines is a custom scripted mining server made for 1.21 (although compatible down to 1.7) . Mine resources to update your equipment, but watch out for the mobs!

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ImaiAsamiFanClub Minecraft Server

Anime, anime industry, anime roles, early 2010s, Imai Asami, ImaiAsamiFanClub, Japanese actress, japanese animation, Japanese entertainment industry, Japanese voice actress, Kurisu, Kurisu Makise, Minecraft, mobile games, popular voice actress, Server, Steins;Gate, voice acting, voice actress, voice artist, voice talent, voice work, voiceover

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3281	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Remember Imai Asami? Yeah, she’s been busy… playing on our epic Minecraft server! She got so addicted to building pixelated castles and battling creepers that she forgot all about voice acting. Join our server and you might just run into her, mining for diamonds and slaying dragons like a pro.

But beware, there are rumors that she’s actually a secret Minecraft master, with skills so legendary that Notch himself bows down to her. Some say she can mine a whole mountain in seconds and build a castle taller than the Eiffel Tower in a blink of an eye. Will you be able to keep up with her on our server?

So come on, join us and witness the epic adventures of Imai Asami in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become her apprentice and learn the ways of the blocky universe. Just remember, diamonds are forever… but so is the fun on our server!

The Hive Mind Minecraft SMP

Brit, China, hive, Honey Trap, long tail tags, Mind, Minecraft, russia, Sharehouse, smp, Usa

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Potions Brewed:	96	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1857
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest rollercoaster ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us as we embark on a journey from China to Russia to Brit and finally to the good ol’ USA. Why, you ask? Because we have secret quests hidden in each country that will lead you to the ultimate treasure – a block of cheese made of pure diamond!

But beware, along the way you’ll encounter mobs like Putin’s pet bear, the Queen’s corgis, and even a bald eagle that shoots fireworks out of its beak. Can you survive the chaos and claim the cheese diamond for yourself? Join us and find out!

NoCrashPad4U

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	255	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Void Armor Forged:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of friends treating your house like a hotel? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house and never have to deal with unwanted guests again! No more friends overstaying their welcome or expecting you to drop everything for them.

On our server, you can create your own rules and boundaries, and if anyone tries to push them, you can just block them (literally). Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to a stress-free virtual living situation.

Plus, if anyone accuses you of not being a good friend, you can just point them to our server and let them see how it’s done. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and none of the hassle in Minecraft? Join now and start building your dream home, no unwanted guests allowed!

NomNomCraft

Awful, BIZARRE, Disgusting, Experience, Food, funny, gross, mistake, Nasty, NomNomCraft, regret, regretful, revolting, Shocking.., strange, Taste, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird, yuck

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	52
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you adventurous players out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot stick! Or how about exploring a haunted mansion filled with creepers that explode into confetti instead of TNT?

And if you’re feeling brave, why not try our infamous “Disgusting Food Challenge” where you have to eat the most revolting Minecraft foods imaginable, from rotten flesh stew to spider eye smoothies! Trust us, you won’t find a more stomach-churning experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the weirdest, wildest, and most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life!