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BatSugarCraft

Animal Behavior, BATS, bats’ metabolism, BatSugarCraft, biology, Blood sugar, diabetes, Evolutionary adaptations, evolutionary biology, glucose levels, health, high concentrations, Insights, Mammals, metabolic diseases, physiology, record-breaking, research, scientific study, treatments, wildlife

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

come join our epic minecraft server where we have bats with the highest sugar levels ever recorded in mammals! you won’t believe your eyes when you see these sugar-crazed flying creatures zooming around the map.

we believe that studying these bats could lead to groundbreaking treatments for metabolic diseases. who knew that playing minecraft could lead to scientific discoveries?

so come on over and join us for some wild adventures and maybe even unlock the secrets of the bat’s high sugar levels. it’s gonna be a bat-tastic time!

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Attention, changirls, chanlad, contradictory advice, distant, Girls, love, lovebomb, lovecraft, Manipulation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Relevant, Schizo, semi autistic, Server, Stoic, uncaring.

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of getting mixed signals from girls and not knowing how to act around them? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate guide to navigating the mysterious world of semi-autistic changirls!

Join our server and learn the art of being both stoic and lovebombing at the same time. We’ll teach you how to be mysterious and uncaring one minute, and then shower them with attention the next – because who doesn’t love a little emotional rollercoaster?

Forget all the contradictory advice you’ve heard before, our server is where you’ll find the definitive guide to winning over those changirls. So come on in and let’s show those semi-autistic changirls what a true chanlad is made of!

Minecraft SMP – /b10/ – Blocky Banter Bonanza

#pantsu, 8/29 Update, b10, banter, blocky, bonanza, cope, Empyrean Ilynav, epic seven, Frida, Gaming, Greeting, Guilds, Increased Rates, Iseria, Lucklets, Minecraft, mobile game, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, smp, Song of Stars, Spotted Mouse Hair Tie, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Star Shards Collected:	83
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted diamond gear, insane resources that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds, and yuppieraids that are more epic than a dragon fight.

But wait, there’s more! Our 8/29 update is so juicy, it’ll make you scream louder than a ghast. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates – Frida and Spotted Mouse Hair Tie? Iseria and Song of Stars? It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got Mystic Summons that will make your jaw drop faster than a falling anvil. Join our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – just make sure to include /e7g/ in your greeting, or else you’ll be left in the dust faster than a sprinting Enderman.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic adventures this side of the Nether!

CreeperCraftBdayGifts

birthday gift, Contact, covid, CreeperCraftBdayGifts, Distance, emotional effort, estranged children, Father’s Day, hurt feelings, ISOLATION, lack of communication, medical conditions, money transfer, Mother, neglect, one night stand, phone number, posted, relationship, Twins, WIBTA

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	350	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Zombie Dances:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama and emotional effort? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Our server is filled with virtual adventures, blocky landscapes, and no emotional baggage whatsoever.

Forget about real-life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle. No need to deal with distant family members or awkward interactions – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Join now and leave all your real-life worries behind. No more birthday cards, no more emotional turmoil – just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama.

RedditConfessMC SMP

#venting, Anonymity, Candid, Community, confession, discussion, hidden, Honesty, ONLINE, Open, privacy, reddit, RedditConfessMC, REVEALING, Secrets, sharing, smp, social media, taboo, Truth, Uncensored, Unfiltered

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Zombie Dances:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Are you tired of hiding your true self in real life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud! No judgment here, only acceptance for all your weird and wacky confessions. Need to confess your undying love for a fictional character? Want to admit you eat ketchup on your ice cream? This is the place for you! Let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond on our server. Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftySkillz

Adaptability, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, CraftySkillz, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, negotiation skills, networking, personal branding, problem-solving skills, public speaking, resilience, Self Motivation, Stress Management, teamwork, technology literacy, Time management

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1313	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Do you want to learn a skill that will set you apart from the rest, regardless of your career path? Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of llama whispering! That’s right, we have a secret llama sanctuary where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and gain their trust. Who knows, maybe they’ll even let you ride them into battle against the evil zombie hordes!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also learn the skill of diamond mining with your bare hands! That’s right, forget about pickaxes, just channel your inner Minecraft warrior and dig straight into those precious diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Endermen!

So come join us on our server and unlock your true potential. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate llama whisperer and diamond miner of all time!

CongoCraft: Death Penalty Edition

AMERICANS, Botched Coup Attempt, Capital Punishment, Congo, CongoCraft, criminal justice, death, death penalty, diplomatic relations, Edition, foreign relations, HUMAN RIGHTS, international affairs, international law, international news, justice system, legal issues, legal proceedings, Legal System, penalty, POLITICAL CRISIS, Political unrest, prisoners, United States Citizens

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

come join our minecraft server and escape the death penalty in congo for a botched coup attempt! we have diamond armor to protect you from the firing squad and enchanted swords to fight off any angry villagers. build your own fortress and hide from the authorities while you mine for rare ores and trade with other fugitives. join us now and survive the ultimate challenge in the most intense game of cat and mouse you’ll ever play!

DepressionCraft: Mind to Body

aging, Body, cardiovascular issues, chronic conditions, comorbidities, depression, DepressionCraft, diabetes, Elderly, geriatrics, Kidney disease, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health complications, mental health disorders, mental health impact, mental health research., mental health stigma, mental illness, Mind, Neurodegenerative disorders, physical health, senior health

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

so, like, you know how life can be a total bummer sometimes? well, on this epic minecraft server, we guarantee you will never feel depressed again! join us and say goodbye to all those physical problems like heart issues, kidney stuff, and diabetes. our server is like a magical cure for all your health woes! come build, explore, and laugh your way to a happier, healthier life. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for you? join now and start living your best life!

ReZeroCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., best, Captivating, CHAPTERS, Characters, emotions, Expression, FANTASY, Favorite, Immersive, light novel, Literature, Minecraft, novel series, plot twists, re zero, reading, ReZeroCraft, Server, storytelling, Web Novel, written words

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Emeralds Found:	1914	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Zombie Dances:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a fantasy novel! Imagine being transported to a world where you can respawn just like Subaru in Re Zero. Every time you die, you come back stronger and ready to take on new challenges. Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a whole new way. Who needs boring old literature when you can live it out in Minecraft? Join now and start your epic adventure!

WhyDo15Craft SMP

1080p resolution, 1366×768 resolution, 15.6 inch laptops, 24 inch monitors, computer screens, display quality, display standards, G.., laptop screens, monitor displays, pixel density, PPI, resolution comparison, screen laughing, screen mocking, screen resolution, screen size, smp, tech forums, Technology, WhyDo15Craft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Love Letters Sent:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of being laughed at for your low-resolution laptop screen? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players with top-tier PPI ratios! We have a strict PPI leaderboard and if you don’t measure up, prepare to be roasted in the group chat.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary PPI Wars, where players battle it out to prove who has the crispest, most pixel-perfect display. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted monitor stand that boosts their PPI to unheard-of levels.

So if you’re ready to show off your high-resolution prowess and laugh in the face of those 1080p plebs, join our Minecraft SMP today!