sitting style – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Squat City Minecraft Server

Asia, Asian squat, body mechanics, body posture, city, cross-legged squat, Cultural differences, cultural norms, cultural practices, eastern europe, flexibility, global customs, Minecraft, physical health, Server, sitting habits, sitting posture, sitting style, Slav squat, squat, squatting culture, squatting position, traditional customs, traditional sitting

Are you tired of squatting alone in your boring old country? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a whole village dedicated to the Asian/Slav Squat! Our pixelated comrades will keep you company as you perfect your squatting technique and show off your skills to the rest of the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Squatting Slav statue, rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who pay their respects. Legend has it that anyone who can squat for an hour straight in front of the statue will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and squat your way to victory!

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Ladies of the Block 1.20

BLOCK, Breakup, Closure, Communication, DATING, emotional baggage, Exs, former partners, gf, healing, HEARTBREAK, ladies, love, Marriage, moving on, Partners, relationships, significant others, starting over, Support, Understanding, Wives

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realz. We got unicorns riding rainbows, like, what even is reality anymore? And the diamonds in this server are so shiny, they blind your enemies with jealousy. Plus, our creepers are trained to break dance instead of explode, so it’s a real party up in here. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s raining snacks. So, like, come join us and enter a world where the laws of physics are suggestions, not rules. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

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DrivewayDwellers Minecraft Server

DrivewayDwellers, drug addiction, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family responsibility, financial strain, Homeless, kicking out, mental health, Minecraft, Server, snow storm, tough decision, tough love

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a family dynamic that puts the drama of a soap opera to shame! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Ever wanted to experience the thrill of living in a car during a snowstorm with your drug-addicted family members? Look no further, because on our server, we have a mother-in-law and brother-in-law duo who have turned their car into their very own winter wonderland. But don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual heater to keep you warm while you navigate through the chaos.

Witness the epic saga of a family struggling with addiction, mental health issues, and a dog who just can’t seem to find a proper bathroom. Will they ever get their lives together? Only time will tell on our server.

Join us for a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of tough love, stolen belongings, and messy guest rooms. Who needs reality TV when you can immerse yourself in the virtual world of our Minecraft server?

So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and unforgettable moments. Just remember, in this world, anything is possible – even kicking out your family members for the greater good. Are you ready for the adventure of a lifetime?

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CraftyBFFvsBaeHide

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consent, coping mechanisms, CraftyBFFvsBaeHide, Emotional support, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, long-distance relationship, loyalty, personal space, Respect, self-care, sexual assault, support system, Trauma, Trust, VIOLATION

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the feels? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and boundaries are pushed to the limit!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected surprises, just like when M showed up uninvited to our player’s birthday party. Who needs cake when you have drama and betrayal, am I right?

But don’t worry, we promise our server is a safe space where you can always say no to unwanted advances. Unless, of course, you need a little excitement in your virtual life – then all bets are off!

So come join us for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to keep you on your toes?

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SongCraft SMP

All time favorite song, best song, classic song, favorite artist, favorite genre, favorite music, favorite song, memorable song, Music, music enthusiast, music lover, music nostalgia, music recommendation, smp, song lover, song of all time, Song recommendation, SongCraft, timeless song, top hit, TOP SONG, ultimate song

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha, that’s what this server is like. And get this, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise, like how crazy is that? Plus, the spawn area is literally a giant disco ball with villagers breakdancing to your favorite tunes. So, come join us and let’s boogie down in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

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NoRegretsMC

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Choices, consequences, Decision making, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, NoRegretsMC, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, saying no, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-control, self-discipline, setting limits

Have you ever said yes to joining a Minecraft server and immediately regretted it? Well, fear not, because our server is the complete opposite of that! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about regretting your decision again.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a unicorn through a field of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. Unicorns and diamond blocks. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also battle against a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on taking over the world. Don’t worry, though, because we’ve got your back with our trusty army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unlike that time you said yes to joining that other server).

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ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, accusations, aggression, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Conflict, DECEMBER, Evidence, General Staff, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, investigation, Military, Minecraft, russia, sanctions, security council, Server, Ukraine, united nations, violations, War Crimes

come join our minecraft server, where we have more explosions than russia using chemical weapons 434 times in december 😂 our players are like ukraine’s general staff, always ready for battle and never backing down! build your own army of creepers and take over the world, just like a real-life war but with blocks and pixels 🤣 join us now and experience the chaos and madness that is our server, where anything can happen and nothing is off limits! 🤪 #minecraft #crazyserver #explosionsfordays

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CraftyGermanPeaceTroops

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, CraftyGermanPeaceTroops, crisis management., Defense Minister, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, peacekeeping troops, political decision, SECURITY, Ukraine, united nations

lmao dis server is so lit, u gotta join cuz we got peacekeeping troops from Germany in Ukraine, like wut??? imagine fighting creepers with real life soldiers, epiccccc. also, rumor has it that the defense minister is actually a pro Minecraft player and will challenge u to a build battle, like who even does that??? join now before the troops get called back to Germany and the minister goes back to playing Fortnite or something, u don’t wanna miss out on this craziness, trust me.

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MelonSurvival

Active, admins, Arena, back, blocks, BUILD, Claims, disabled, Hacks, HARD, Homes, Involved, Keepinventory, MelonSurvival, Paytowin, PERMISSIONS, Phantoms, RANGE, smp, Spawn, Survival, Teleport

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	The Pale Garden Minecraft Server
Server Version	1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP)
Gameplay	Hard gamemode – survival, Raiding & PVP friendly
Features	No pay to win, Active Owners/Admins, Head drops enabled

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are hacks allowed on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed.
Can players claim land?	No, there are no claims system.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed.
What is the world border size?	The world border is set to 100k blocks.

Server I.P.: melonsurvival.minecraft.best

Discord: discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE

Monkeys Catalog Shit 1.21.4

1.21.4, Bait, Board, CATALOG, catalogmonkeys, internet culture, internet trolls, Kronies, monkeys, online communities, online forums, online harassment, Shit, Spamming, toxic behavior, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling culture, trolling evolution, trolling patterns, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate chaos and mayhem! We have catalog monkeys running wild, baiting Kronies left and right. It’s a total shitshow, but in the best way possible.

You’ll question reality as you navigate through our server, wondering when the madness will end. But let’s be real, you won’t want it to end because it’s just too damn entertaining.

So come on, embrace the craziness and join us for a wild ride unlike any other. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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SassyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, SassyCraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where doing laundry on top of your partner is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of throwing shirts at the end of the bed and waking up your significant other in the most unconventional ways possible.

Our server is perfect for couples in need of some therapy, as we believe that doing laundry together can truly strengthen your bond. Who needs individual therapy when you can just throw clothes at each other instead?

Experience the thrill of trying to do school work quietly while your partner yells at you about laundry. Will you be able to keep your cool and avoid saying mean things, or will you end up crying hysterically in another room? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server!

So come join us for a laundry-filled adventure unlike any other. Who knew that doing chores could be so exhilarating?

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