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Squat City Minecraft Server

Asia, Asian squat, body mechanics, body posture, city, cross-legged squat, Cultural differences, cultural norms, cultural practices, eastern europe, flexibility, global customs, Minecraft, physical health, Server, sitting habits, sitting posture, sitting style, Slav squat, squat, squatting culture, squatting position, traditional customs, traditional sitting

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8352
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of squatting alone in your boring old country? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a whole village dedicated to the Asian/Slav Squat! Our pixelated comrades will keep you company as you perfect your squatting technique and show off your skills to the rest of the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Squatting Slav statue, rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who pay their respects. Legend has it that anyone who can squat for an hour straight in front of the statue will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and squat your way to victory!

Block Party Minecraft Server

African Americans, anti-black, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, civil rights, derogatory, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, Party, prejudice, racial hatred, racial slur, racial tension, racial violence, racism, segregation, Server, social injustice, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

Trump Minecraft SMP President

administration, America, Campaign, controversy, debate, Democrat, election, Government, INAUGURATION, leadership, Minecraft, opposition, policy, Politics, Presidency, president, REPUBLICAN, smp, Support, term, trump, united states, Voting

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9171
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Votes:	7736
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ores Mined:	9062

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

CounterTerrorism, extremist groups, financial support, foreign policy, funding, Government, Hamas, HamasCraft, illegal activities, illicit financing, INDIVIDUALS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, money laundering, national security, sanctions, sanctions list, Server, sham charity, Terrorism, united states, us treasury

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	651312	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow

BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety

alternative education, BlockyEdu, children, Classroom, conformity, critical thinking, curriculum, education, Individuality, indoctrination, institutionalized, learning, NotByChoiceSociety, Rebellion, School, socialization, society, Standardized, structure, STUDENT, System, Traditional

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!

And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.

AgingCraft: Breast Cancer Edition

aging markers, aging process, AgingCraft, breast, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer survivors, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cellular aging, cellular damage, cellular senescence, chemotherapy, DNA damage response, Edition, Health research, hormonal therapy, inflammatory pathways, long-term effects, medical findings, medical study, oncology, radiation therapy, treatment effects

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	996
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60

so like, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time but then u find out ur getting old just from playing? well NOT on this server, fam! we got u covered with our magical potions that reverse aging and make u feel like a newborn baby again. no more worrying about getting old while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. come join us and stay forever young! #ageisjustanumber #minecraftmagic #foreveryoung

Portuguese Is Just Funny Minecraft Server

Brazil, Communication, Cultural, Dialects, Differences, European, funny, funny-sounding, grammar, Iberian Peninsula, Language, Latin America, linguistics, Minecraft, phonetics, portugal, Portuguese, pronunciation, romance languages, Server, Similarities, Spanish, vocabulary

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mines Excavated:	1632	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers? Come join our Minecraft server where we speak funny-sounding Portuguese instead! Why settle for regular when you can have a hilarious language experience while building epic structures and battling mobs?

Our server is so wild that even the creepers can’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of Portuguese being spoken in a Minecraft world. Join us for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with trying to communicate in a language that sounds like a mix of Spanish and gibberish.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples, guarded by a pack of mischievous parrots who only speak in Portuguese puns. Can you crack the code and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server today for a language experience like no other. Who knew that Portuguese could be so LOL-worthy in a blocky world full of adventure and surprises?

Beautiful K-Pop Skin – Minecraft SMP

Beautiful, Commitment, cultural immersion, determination, goal-setting, international marriage, Korea, Korean, korean culture, Korean wife, Kpop, language acquisition, language learning, language skills, learning Korean, love, Minecraft, motivation, multicultural relationship, perseverance, skin, smp, study abroad, success, travel to Korea

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Villages Defended:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers every time you leave your house? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to hone your skills and become a Minecraft pro!

Join our server and become a part of a community where the only language spoken is Korean. Why, you ask? Because our owner is on a mission to learn Korean so he can impress his future Korean wife when he goes to Korea to find her. And he’s not going to let anything stand in his way – not even a horde of angry zombies!

So come join us and embark on this epic journey with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own Korean spouse along the way! Just remember to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor – you’re going to need both in this crazy world we’ve created. See you in game! 😉🇰🇷💍

SisCraft: GreedySociopath

#sociopath, Argument, christmas, Christmas celebration, Conflict, family, financial difficulty, gift, greedy, GreedySociopath, holidays, ipad, job loss, manipulative, MONEY, perfume, SisCraft, snowboarding, Surprise, tablet, tight

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	972	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, surprises, and betrayal – just like the time your sister ruined your Christmas surprise!

Our server is perfect for players who love a good plot twist, just like when your sister told your mom you were getting her an iPad and then demanded perfume instead. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent your frustrations in the chat – just like that time you called your sister a manipulative, greedy sociopath.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than your family dynamics. Who needs snowboarding holidays when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyMemory

brain memory, brain retention, cognitive overload, cognitive retention, CraftyMemory, long term memory, Memory, memory capacity, memory recall, mental storage, pointless facts, pointless information, Random facts, random knowledge, trivial facts, trivial information, unimportant facts, unimportant knowledge, useless facts, useless information, useless knowledge

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Animals Bred:	135	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!

CraftyCrimeOilStrike

Attack, BBC, Conflict, CraftyCrimeOilStrike, Crimea, eastern europe, european union, international relations, Invasion, Military, nato, News, occupied Crimea, oil depot, Politics, russia, sanctions, strikes, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Void Armor Forged:	10
Enchantments Applied:	158	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

so, like, imagine ukraine is all like boom boom boom in crimea, right? but like, on this server, we have our own oil depot and it’s like the wild wild west up in here. join us for some explosive fun and chaos like ukraine in crimea. come blow stuff up and claim your territory, it’s gonna be a blast!