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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 7043 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Our server is like a never-ending rollercoaster of craziness, where one day you might be fighting off a horde of killer bunnies and the next day you could be building a giant statue of a potato. The elites are always trying to keep us on our toes, but we just laugh in their faces and keep on crafting.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who are so dedicated to living in a world of pure insanity? Plus, rumor has it that if you join us, you might just uncover the truth behind all these wild stories and become the ultimate Minecraft conspiracy theorist.
Don’t let the elites control your mind with their overstimulation tactics – join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in our wacky world.