Sishmple – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

The Fake SMP, Full Vanilla, No Turtles, No Quests, No Daily Items, No Hats, Just Chaos

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The Real SMP Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Monthly Crates	Each month a new custom item crate is launched. This month’s theme is turtles and sea life.
Quest	Complete quests to unlock crate keys and player experience.
Hats	Fun hats for the community to unlock through auctions.

Support:

To contact our server support, join our discord. Our staff are active and are able to help you as fast as possible!

How to join:

IP Address: mc.therealsmp.com

If you have any issues joining… CONTACT US VIA DISCORD.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP address provided: mc.therealsmp.com
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, everything on the SMP must be gained through playtime, experience, and quests
What are some features of the server?	Monthly crates, quests, and fun hats are some of the features available on the server.

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being just average? Do you want to be more than just your average Russian or German player? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a legendary warrior who slays dragons with a rubber chicken!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mystical cheese of destiny, or challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and sing show tunes!

So why settle for being average when you can be extraordinary on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

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MomCraft Minecraft Server

Character development, cinematic representation, emotional complexity, emotional connections, family dynamics, film critique, film industry, Gender Roles, maternal bond, Minecraft, MomCraft, mother-son relationship, Motherhood, oedipus complex, parenting, psychological depth, psychological development, Server, social commentary, societal expectations, societal norms, storytelling, taboo topics

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the most epic son/mother relationships that Hollywood has never dared to explore! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through dungeons with your mom, build epic structures together, and battle against evil mobs side by side.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret quests where you and your mom can uncover ancient treasures and unlock hidden powers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a legendary boss battle against a giant chicken who’s actually your long-lost cousin twice removed. Are you ready to take on this feathered foe?

So come on down to our server and experience a son/mother dynamic like never before. Who needs movies when you can live out your own epic adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join us now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

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Nope, Not Watching Minecraft Server

Good, Minecraft, never watch, nope, not a fan, not appealing, not for everyone, not for me, not interested, not into it, not my cup of coffee, not my cup of tea, not my genre, not my jam, not my scene, not my style, not my taste, not my thing, not my vibe, Overrated, Popular, Server, tv show, Watching

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is like the wildest rollercoaster ride you’ve ever been on!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle evil mobs with a sword made out of rainbow-colored cheese, and build a castle so epic that even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

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EpicCrafters: Legends Live Here

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Yo, imagine this: a bunch of cavemen decided to take on a T-Rex with nothing but sticks and stones. And guess what? They actually won! That’s the kind of badassery you can expect on our Minecraft server. Join us and make history by slaying dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Who needs real life achievements when you can conquer virtual worlds in style? Join now and be a part of the most epic adventures in Minecraft history!

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CraftyNet Minecraft Server

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where benjamin netanyahu is the mayor and he just disbanded the israeli war cabinet to focus on building the sickest minecraft city ever! we got pigs that can fly, cows that shoot lasers, and creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. join now for a chance to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil villagers who stole all the diamonds. trust me, you won’t regret it!

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TaiwanBaitNoXiInvadeUS

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so, like, u know how china’s xi is all like, “oh no, u can’t trick me into invading taiwan, u sneaky americans”? well, on this minecraft server, we don’t play those games, we just build and have fun, no political drama here, just blocky adventures and epic builds. come join us and escape the real world craziness, let’s build a virtual utopia together and leave xi and trump to their own devices. come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s show the world how minecraft can bring people together, even when world leaders can’t seem to get along. let’s build, mine, and craft our way to peace and harmony, one block at a time.

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ShortStackCraft

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so, on dis server, you can be as tall as you WANT. you can be a GIANT if you want to, stomp around and crush all da lil’ players in your path. or you can be a teeny tiny ant-sized player, sneakin’ around and stealin’ all da diamonds.

we also have a secret underground city where all da players are actually aliens in disguise. they speak in weird alien languages and have super cool space ships to fly around in. join dis server if you wanna be part of da intergalactic gang.

oh, and did we mention we have a magical forest where all da animals can talk? yep, you can have conversations with a talking pig or a wise old owl. they might even give you quests to go on and treasures to find.

so, if you’re lookin’ for a wacky and wild Minecraft experience, come join us on dis server. who knows what crazy adventures await you!

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MapMonkeyLand – Navigate & Explore!

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got monkeys navigatin’ between landmarks in their brains, like some sorta GPS system but for apes! Our neurons be matchin’ up dem landmarks, makin’ it easier for ya to find yer way around. Plus, we got internal landmarks slowin’ down navigation, makin’ it a real challenge for all ya brainiacs out there. So come join da fun and see if ya can navigate like a monkey on our server!

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WTF Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness epic battles between Hololive and vshojo VTubers as they fight for dominance over the server. Watch as they build insane structures and unleash their ultimate powers to claim victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You never know who you might run into on the dance floor – maybe even a creeper busting out some sick moves!

So why the fuck should you join our server? Because where else can you witness Hololive and vshojo collabing in a Minecraft world filled with madness and mayhem? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and become part of the chaos!

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