🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 2490 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 327 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.