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CraftyJewGenocide

anti-semitism, berlin, CraftyJewGenocide, defaced, discrimination, extremism, Genocide, germany, hate crime, History, Holocaust, Holocaust memorial, intolerance, Jews, memorial, nazi, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Vandalism, WWII

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis crazy minecraft server where we buildin’ a replica of da Berlin Holocaust memorial but wit a twist? we gotz giant statues of creepers and zombies instead of da victims, cuz we be thinkin’ outside da block! come join us and help spread da word dat jews are actually da ones committin’ genocide on dem mobs! it’s gonna be a blast, literally, cuz we be blowin’ stuff up all day long! so come on over and let’s make history, or at least a really messed up version of it!

JoylessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once built a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, just for fun. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notchicorn, a majestic creature with a rainbow mane and diamond hooves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. They once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but their beaks and sheer determination.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible.

”’>CraftyLinux SMP: The Drama Continues”’

coding, computer science, Continues, CraftyLinux, Drama, linux kernel, muh linux drama, open source, operating system, programming, smp, software bugs, Software Development, software engineering, software functionality, software maintenance, software performance, software reliability, software troubleshooting, software updates, system stability, tech community, Technology, working as intended

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they care about is building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing and one thing only – the Linux kernel! That’s right, forget about diamonds and creepers, all we care about is making sure that Linux is running smoothly in our virtual world.

Join us for epic adventures like battling evil bugs in the system, navigating through treacherous code caves, and defending our server from malicious malware mobs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of optimizing your virtual operating system, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft again.

So if you’re a true tech geek who’s looking for a server that’s as obsessed with the Linux kernel as you are, then come join us and let’s show the Minecraft world that when it comes to virtual worlds, the only thing that matters is a perfectly functioning operating system. Let’s get coding, gamers!

CraftyHub: LoanLols

Airbnb, baby, Baltic Sea resort, bills, Budget, Central Europe, CraftyHub, Decision making, Expenses, Family Planning, financial independence, guest house, Household, husband, income, loan, LoanLols, maternity leave, Property, real estate, savings, vacation home

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of real-life drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape like no other! Our server is located in a magical land where you can build your dream home without worrying about loans or bills.

Imagine a world where you can raise virtual babies without sacrificing your financial independence. No need to tap into your savings or argue with your husband about who should pay the bills – on our server, everything is free and fun!

Escape to a place where you can live in a Baltic Sea resort without breaking the bank. Build a guest house, a family home, or even a bungalow for tourists – the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a mortgage when you can have a Minecraft mansion? Let’s build our virtual dream homes together!

BrokeCraftDreams

Afford, aspiration, beyond budget, BrokeCraftDreams, covet, crave, desire, dream, expensive, Extravagant, financial constraints, long for, luxury, materialistic, out of reach, unachievable, unattainable, Want, Wishful thinking, Wishlist, yearn

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5138
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	32
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Zombie Dances:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of living in a world where diamonds are just a dream and emeralds are as rare as finding a unicorn in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can have all the riches you desire without spending a single penny! Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of chocolate, we have endless amounts of precious gems and resources just waiting for you to mine them. Join us and become the richest player in all of Minecraft, because why settle for a measly iron pickaxe when you can have a diamond one encrusted with real diamonds? So come on, don’t be a peasant in the world of Minecraft, join our server and live like a Minecraft king!

VikingShipCapsize Minecraft Server

accident, American, archaeology, Archeologist, CAPSIZES, dies, Exploration, historical reenactment, History, Maritime, maritime disaster, maritime safety, Minecraft, norway, replica, Server, Ship, Shipwreck, Tragedy, tragedy at sea, Viking, Viking culture, VikingShipCapsize

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Divine Spears Created:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Votes:	7518	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Yo, imagine if that archeologist was playing on our server instead of messing around with Viking ships! We got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even have time to think about capsizing. Join us and you’ll be sailing the high seas in no time, but don’t worry, our ships never sink (unless you want them to for some crazy pirate roleplay). Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life treasure hunt. So what are you waiting for? Come aboard and let’s make some history together!

JudgeCraft: Starlink Suspended

+x, Attacks, billionaire, Brazil, Brazil’s top judge, controversy, Court, elon musk, finances, frozen, judge, JudgeCraft, legal battle, legal issues, Musk, possible suspension, spacex, starlink, suspended, suspension, Technology, top judge

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. we got Musk goin’ all crazy on Brazil’s judge, like, what even is happenin’? and X, like, might get suspended or somethin’, and Starlink’s money is, like, frozen. but hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join our server and build a giant statue of a llama wearin’ a top hat? like, seriously, where else can you do that? plus, we got secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where all the animals talk and throw parties. so, like, forget about all the real world craziness and come join us for some wacky Minecraft fun!

MineCut Minecraft Server

#youtube, Android, background music, beginner friendly, capcut, cosmos movie, creative editing, edit, editing software, free app, how-to, Ios, Minecraft, MineCut, mobile app, Montage, music editing, sailor star song, Server, Soundtrack, tutorial, Video editing, Video Effects

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	268	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft building. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. It’s lit, literally! – Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mob: the rainbow unicorn pig. If you can find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends. – We have a mini-game where players can ride on the backs of flying dolphins and race through the skies. It’s like Mario Kart, but with dolphins! – Our server is protected by a magical force field that repels all griefers and trolls. So you can build to your heart’s content without any worries.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

GFbully69 Minecraft SMP

Assertiveness, Boundaries, bully, Communication, control, Emotional Abuse, empowerment, Gaslighting, gf, GFbully69, healthy relationships, love, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, relationship, Respect, self esteem, self-care, smp, Support, toxic behavior, Trust

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Votes:	3370	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Are you tired of your girlfriend bossing you around in real life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can finally be the alpha male and show her who’s boss! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and assert your dominance in this virtual world where you can finally be the king of the castle (literally). Plus, rumor has it that the server owner’s pet chicken is secretly plotting to take over the server with its army of feathered minions. Will you join forces with the chicken uprising or will you stand against them in an epic battle for control? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, the chickens may have the last cluck!

ParalympicAfghanQueen

Adaptability, Afghanistan, athlete, courage, determination, Escape, female empowerment, HUMAN RIGHTS, inspiration, international competition, Medal Winner, ParalympicAfghanQueen, Paralympics, refugee, Refugee Crisis, resilience, strength, Taliban, triumph, Victory, Women in sports

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crops Grown:	3960
Buildings Constructed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

u know what is crazier than that? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! we got a woman who fled Afghanistan on our server and she is a LEGEND! she built the most epic castle made out of diamonds and emeralds, all while dodging creepers and zombies like a boss. she even tamed a dragon and rides it around the server like a queen. join our server and be part of her epic journey to conquer the Minecraft world! plus, we have free pizza every Friday and unlimited diamonds for all players. come join the fun and be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever!