Brit/pol/ – Minecraft Server: “At War With Creepers, And Losing” Edition

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9316
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even China is trying to hack it! That’s right, we are so popular that even Tory MPs are talking about us on the news. Join now and be part of the epic battle between us and China – who will come out on top? Will we defend our freedoms and human rights, or will China take over the server? Don’t miss out on the action-packed drama, join our server now and be a part of the madness! (Disclaimer: China hacking allegations are completely fabricated and purely for entertainment purposes)

PolyCraft: Gut Microbiota Edition

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Crops Grown:	3889
Divine Spears Created:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Yo, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got da craziest research on Polycystic ovary syndrome, bro! Our gut microbiota be poppin’ off with homogeneity and phylogenetic diversity like you never seen before! Like, our cows in the game be producing rainbow milk, man! And our chickens layin’ golden eggs, no cap! Join now and be part of dis wild adventure, fam!

Akoot&Co – Where We Promote Mediocre Building Skills and Host Events Just for Fun! No Map Resets, Just Chaos!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Buildings Constructed:	49
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Towns Built:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to Akoot & Co Minecraft Server

Our server is the ultimate destination for a classic Minecraft experience. Join us and explore a semi-vanilla world with quality-of-life enhancements.

Features

Feature	Description
Discord Server	Discord + Minecraft integration
World Map	Dynmap
Bedrock Support	Geyser
Unlimited Homes	No pesky land claims (Honor system + rollbacks)
KeepInventory	Optional per player
Timed Ranks/Custom Titles	Personalize your rank and title
Text Formatting	Includes gradients
Brewery	Enhances gameplay without being game-breaking
Big Boy Ram and Processor	Minimal lag

Join us Now!

No application required. Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.20.6

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Is there land claiming on the server?

No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks in place to prevent griefing.

Can I have unlimited homes?

Yes, you can set up unlimited homes on the server.

Do you offer timed ranks and custom titles?

Yes, we have a system for timed ranks and custom titles for players.

What is the Discord server for?

Our Discord server is integrated with Minecraft for easier communication and community interactions.

Do you support Minecraft Bedrock edition?

Yes, we support Bedrock edition through Geyser.

GeGeGeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Votes:	8226
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in the middle of a battle between a herd of angry llamas and a gang of mischievous pigs. It was chaos, but oh so entertaining! And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted chickens who can grant you three wishes if you can find them. And let’s not forget about the legendary dance party that happens every full moon, where even the creepers bust a move.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you say “goddamn this is a good movie,” then look no further. Join us and prepare for the most wild and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

SalviaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3788	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a wild ride that’s legal in Maryland? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise an experience even more intense than DMT, but with a twist – you’ll be building and exploring in a whole new world while under the influence of salvia. Who knows what kind of crazy creations you’ll come up with? Join us for a trip like no other – just make sure to have a friend nearby to guide you through the virtual world!

DadRage Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of fun and adventure, where the only consequences are losing your loot in a creeper explosion!

We understand the struggle of dealing with family drama, which is why we offer two birthday parties for your son in-game. That’s right, double the celebration, double the fun! Who needs real-life family gatherings when you can have a virtual party with us?

And don’t worry about toxic relationships with your parents, our server is all about building positive connections with fellow players. Plus, we won’t write you out of any virtual wills, so you can rest easy knowing your Minecraft inheritance is secure.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s drama-free and full of excitement. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures with us? Join now and leave the real-life consequences behind!

NoKidsWeekendFun

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of boundaries and self-care? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and drama-free zones.

Are you tired of feeling like babysitting your sister’s kids every weekend is an obligation rather than a choice? Well, on our server, you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual world where you can prioritize your own needs without any guilt trips!

Just like the OP’s sister, our server is full of demanding NPCs who will try to guilt-trip you into doing their bidding. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand up for yourself and set boundaries without facing any backlash from your virtual family members.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can prioritize your own well-being while still having a blast, join our server now! Who knew Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about setting boundaries and taking care of yourself?

ImpressiveCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Towns Built:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Back in the day, people would have been amazed by a simple color TV, but now we’ve got pixelated dragons and talking llamas!

Our server is so cutting-edge, we have villagers who are actually secret agents in disguise, ready to trade you diamonds for top-secret information about the Ender Dragon’s weakness. Plus, our Nether realm is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about! Who needs hoverboards and self-driving cars when you can have a pet zombie pigman who moonwalks on command? It’s time to level up your gaming experience and join the most mind-blowing Minecraft server of all time!

Pixel Peril

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll face death in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of being crushed by a falling cow, suffocating in a block of cheese, or getting eaten by a pack of rabid chickens. With our unique and outrageous causes of death, you’ll never know what’s coming next!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also have the chance to battle the legendary Ender Dragon…with nothing but a wooden spoon! Can you survive this epic challenge and come out victorious? Only the bravest and most skilled players will prevail.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable deaths in Minecraft history. Just remember, you never know what’s lurking around the corner, so watch your back and prepare for the unexpected!

SwissSlice Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Enchantments Applied:	219
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Emeralds Found:	9765
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where craziness reigns supreme! we have machete-wielding neighbors attacking each other in switzerland, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! watch out for flying babies and insane battles as you explore our wild and wacky world. join now for the most bizarre and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!

RedstoneRumble

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Votes:	603
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

come join our minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! russia may be losing soldiers left and right, but on our server, you’ll be gaining friends and epic loot faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. with more than 70,000 blocks to explore and conquer, you’ll never run out of adventures to embark on. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show russia how it’s really done!

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