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CraftyQueers

acceptance, athleticism, Community, Competition, CraftyQueers, dating scene, Dedication, Diversity, fit people, Gay, interests, LGBTQ, love, Olympic athlete, Passion, perseverance, pride, relationships, romance, sports

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137

are you tired of being surrounded by normies in other minecraft servers? come join our server where only the most fabulous gay Olympic athletes are allowed! imagine building your dream castle with a bunch of ripped hunks in speedos, all while discussing the latest gossip from the Olympic village.

our server is filled with rainbow-colored sheep, unicorn horses, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away. not to mention, our diamond swords are bedazzled with Swarovski crystals for that extra touch of glamour.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the fabulousness of being a gay Olympic athlete in the world of minecraft! who knows, you might even find your soulmate while mining for diamonds.

SpermlessAI – 100% Accurate Infertility Predictor

Accurate, Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, diagnostic testing., genetic testing, Healthcare Technology, infertility, infertility diagnosis, male infertility, male reproductive system, medical breakthrough, non-obstructive azoospermia, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, predictive accuracy, predictive analytics, predictive modeling, predictive testing, Predictor, reproductive health, semen analysis, SpermlessAI

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mines Excavated:	4945

so, like, this minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz our AI can predict if you gonna have baby-making problems with just a blood test. no need for semen, dude. like, it’s crazy accurate, like 100% accurate, in predicting if you gonna have, like, super severe male infertility.

join our server and you’ll be like, “whoa, this AI is like a wizard or something, predicting my swimmers’ fate with just a drop of blood.” it’s like, mind-blowing, man. so come join us and see if your future generations gonna be swimming in the gene pool or just, like, sitting on the sidelines. it’s a wild ride, bro.

EconomySMP

Economy, Survival, Survival Economy Cracked Countries Civilization War Building PvP Towny Quests Events Roleplay Custom Plugins Community Adventure Trading Mining Crafting Farming, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Ores Mined:	9325

EconomySMP is an Economy Survival server all about countries and civilizations. The server is in offline mode (aka cracked) and running on version 1.20.6. Create a country, build it up, maybe start a war or two, and do so much more, all right here on EconomySMP! Join now!

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ChaoticMC Network

best, ChaoticMC, Community, Gamemodes, gameplay, Improvement, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, Network, new, Play, Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Buildings Constructed:	38
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

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MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magic Items Found:	1513	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Holy Grails Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Buildings Constructed:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	9236
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Ores Mined:	5308

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Emeralds Found:	8636
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Divine Spears Created:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

absurd scar, careless mistake, clumsy accident, clumsy scar, dumb, dumb mistake, dumb scar, embarrassing injury, embarrassing scar, foolish injury, funny mishap, idiotic scar, laughable accident, ridiculous injury, ridiculous scar, scar, scar anecdote, scar humor, scar story, ScarCraft, silly injury, silly scar, Stories, stupid injury

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Animals Bred:	71	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Enchantments Applied:	65	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

armed conflict, assassinations, BlockBlast, Conflict, extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, key leaders, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movements, RETALIATION, retaliation strategies, security threats, Server, targeted killings, Terrorism

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Villages Defended:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mines Excavated:	4236	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Potions Brewed:	101
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Yo, dis Minecraft server be off the chain, like a creeper explosion in a village! Come join us for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

We got more mods than a villager has trades, so you can build the most insane creations you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Done and done!

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like the Nether on steroids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make Minecraft history together. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re more dangerous than a group of skeletons with enchanted bows!

PutinCraft: Double Army Bonus

Army, BONUS, Conflict, Defense, double, doubles, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, Military, Military Bonus, military recruitment, MOUNT, putin, PutinCraft, Recruitment, Russian, strategy, Vladimir Putin, War, War Losses

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join our server cuz putin himself is giving out DOUBLE army recruitment bonuses to all players who join! yep, u heard that right, DOUBLE!

why should u join our server u ask? well let me tell u a little secret, our server is actually run by putin himself! he decided to take a break from ruling russia and focus on building the most epic minecraft world ever.

rumor has it that if u reach level 100 in our server, putin will personally invite u to join his army and fight in the next world war! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am i right?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and start grinding to level 100 before all the spots in putin’s army are taken! trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!