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AvennCraft: $1M Confiscated!

1 million, asset seizure, Avenn, AvennCraft, confiscated, confiscates, Corruption, economic sanctions, financial crime, foreign relations, government action, illegal activities, illicit funds, investigation, legal proceedings, money laundering, offshore accounts, oligarch, Russian, sanctions, uk, wealth

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4

join our epic minecraft server and become as rich as a russian oligarch! we got treasures worth almost $1 million just waiting for you to confiscate them! build your own empire and rule over the land like a true oligarch. but be warned, the uk might come after your riches so better hide them well! join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of drama. who knows, you might even become the next avenn of minecraft!

BlockyBlackOps

black Americans, Black Lives Matter, BlockyBlackOps, firearm assaults, gun injury, Gun Violence, minority communities, Police Brutality, racial bias, racial demographics, racial discrimination, racial disparities, racial disparity in gun violence, racial inequality, racial injustice, racial profiling, racial statistics, racial violence, social justice, systemic racism, young Black men

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got crazy builds, epic PvP battles, and the best community ever!

Plus, did you know that playing on our server reduces your chances of getting hit by a stray arrow by like, 1000%? It’s true, man! We did a study and everything!

And get this, on our server, Black Americans have a 99.9% chance of winning every PvP battle! It’s like, scientifically proven or something. So come join us and dominate the competition!

Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join our server today and become a Minecraft legend!

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

America, class divide, Corruption, developing nation, Economy, education, global perspective, Government, Healthcare, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Politics, POVERTY, quality of life, realization, Redstone, revolution, Server, Social Issues, society, standard of living, systemic issues, third-world country

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of living in a third world country like America? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal and loves to host rave parties in the End dimension.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to America and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NCAA Athlete Game Minecraft SMP Madness

Anon, athlete, Game, hottest girl, long tail tags, madness, Minecraft, ncaa, NCAA Athlete Game, random school, Roster, smp, Sport, swim, tags, usc

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take school rivalries to a whole new level! Join us for some epic PvP battles and crazy building competitions inspired by the hottest girls on the USC Swim team.

Rumor has it that the captain of the team, Becky “The Barracuda” Johnson, once defeated a creeper with nothing but her trusty diamond sword and a fierce backstroke.

But watch out, because the rival team from Random High School’s Quidditch team is always ready to swoop in and steal the glory. Their star player, Chad “The Chaser” Smith, once rode a pig off a cliff and landed a perfect 360 no-scope arrow shot on a zombie.

So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous rivalries, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). See you on the battlefield, players!

AssGrabCraft: Sis’ BF Edition

advice, alcohol, anxiety, assault, AssGrabCraft, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, Edition, family dynamics, Honesty, loyalty, pot stirring, reunion, shame, Sis, sister, Support, touchy feely, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of two estranged siblings reuniting after years apart.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the virtual world when suddenly, your long-lost sister appears out of nowhere! But wait, there’s a plot twist – her boyfriend is hitting on you in the game, just like in real life. Will you confront him in the virtual realm or keep quiet like in the real world?

With our server, you’ll never know what crazy drama will unfold next. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound virtual family. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

BlockyBoomers

acceptance, aging, aging gracefully, BlockyBoomers, coping, emotional well being, getting older, healthy habits, Life Changes, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Time management

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	929
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities weighing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the harsh reality of aging and dive into a world of endless possibilities and blocky adventures! Our server is like a magical fountain of youth, except instead of drinking from it, you just log in and start building epic structures with your fellow players.

Forget about wrinkles and gray hairs, on our server, you can be forever young and carefree. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pixel world has anti-aging properties that will make you look and feel 10 years younger in no time! So why waste your precious time worrying about getting older when you can join our server and stay forever young? Trust us, your future self will thank you for it!

KimJongUnChonkRx

Government, health issues, health problems, Healthcare, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnChonkRx, leader, medical supplies, medication, Medicines, News, North Korea, north korean, obesity, Officials, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Pyongyang, seoul, Treatment, weight gain

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Animals Bred:	153	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5101
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mines Excavated:	2307
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got north korean officials running around tryna find medicines for kim’s obesity-related health problems. like, can you even imagine? it’s like a wild goose chase but in minecraft.

join us and help these officials navigate through the treacherous lands of our server to find the magical potions that will cure kim’s obesity. maybe you’ll even get a reward from kim himself, like a lifetime supply of kimchi or something.

plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we got a giant statue of kim jong-un made entirely out of diamonds. it’s like bling bling, baby.

so come on over and join the fun. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with a north korean official. anything is possible in this crazy minecraft world.

PokeCraft: Ideological Madness

Behavior, dark triad, divisive tactics, ideological, ideological poking, Link, madness, messages, offend, offensive behavior, personality traits, pokecraft, polarization, Political Climate, political opponents, political tensions, products, psychopathy, public display, research, US

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we poke fun at political tensions by building giant statues of politicians doing ridiculous things! we have a special event where players can throw virtual pies at each other while screaming their favorite political slogans! be part of the chaos and show off your inner psychopath by joining us today! it’s like therapy, but with explosions and pixelated pigs!

Titan Remade

changes, classic, cosmetic, donor features, even, gameplay, Items, Minecraft, no benefit, pay to win, Prison, prison server, PvP, remake, Server, Titan Remade, TitanMC

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	171
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Titan Remade is a remake of the classic prison server TitanMc, with a few changes. Mainly, we don’t support Pay To Win game mechanics around here. All items are obtained evenly through gameplay. If I ever do add any donor features they will have 0 benefit to gameplay and be completely cosmetic.

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LilBigCraft Minecraft Server

90s gaming, Adventure, BROWN, character design, classic, cult classic, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, lba, LBA2, LilBigCraft, Little Big Adventure, Minecraft, Nostalgia, remake, remake announcement, remake news, retro gaming, Server, Twinsen, Twinsen brown, video game

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magic Items Found:	3379	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3939	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a world where Little Big Adventure meets Minecraft? Well, this server is the place to be! We’ve got Twinsen looking fly in his new brown outfit, ready to take on all the challenges that come his way.

Join us for epic quests, crazy adventures, and maybe even a dance-off with the Groboclones. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server? Plus, rumor has it that the magic ball has been replaced with a diamond pickaxe – talk about an upgrade!

So why wait? Come join us on this wild ride and let’s see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate hero of this wacky world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and laughter that awaits you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Let’s do this, gamers!