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Dumpster Fire Season 2: The Hot Mess Express

Adventure, application, Builders, Community, Currency, DETECTION, Dumpster, express, Fire, friendship, hot, location, maintenance, Mess, Perks, Playstyle, Plugins, Positive, Prevention, Ranking, rules, Season, Shop, Skills, smp, Survival, Unique, Warp

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Emeralds Found:	8368	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Votes:	2446	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6

CampCraft – Season 2 Overview

Server Description
Welcome to CampCraft – Season 2! We have just launched our second season with a map refresh. Join our 18+ Whitelisted SMP server where the possibilities are boundless. Enjoy an epic journey with a vibrant community of players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without being whitelisted?	No, this is a Whitelisted server. Please fill out the application form provided to be whitelisted.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to join CampCraft.
Are there any fees to play on this server?	No, the server will never ask for any money from players. There are no donation requests or selling of ranks.
What kind of plugins does the server have?	The server has plugins such as AuctionHouse, BlueMap, Essentialx, GriefPrevention, Jobs, McMMO, PlayerWarps, QuickShop, WildRTP, along with additional mods for maintenance and cheat detection.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules include being nice, no harassment or bigotry, no cheating, no griefing/stealing, obtaining consent for building near others, and more. Please refer to the complete rule list provided.

Application Form

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Blocky Brawlers Minecraft Server

blocky, brawlers, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Are you tired of Reddit trannies banning you for speaking the truth about vaccine side effects? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all conspiracy theorists and banana lovers alike! Join us as we uncover the shocking truth behind the vaccine side effect that turns you into a banana-hating mutant. Who needs journos when you have us to make a movie about this epic saga? So come on, join our server and let’s peel back the layers of this fruity mystery together!

SMPBritCraft – The British Invasion of Minecraft SMP

Brit, British, chebs, fucking, fucking lovely, fucking massive, Invasion, long tail tags: ones, Lovely, Massive, Minecraft, onesedish, sedish, smp, SMPBritCraft, too

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Votes:	3951	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their puny little chebs? Well, look no further, because our server has CHEBS. And not just any chebs, we’re talking MASSIVE, LOVELY chebs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chebslovely Chebs, rumored to grant you incredible powers if you can find them. Some say they hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, while others believe they’re just really nice to look at. Either way, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to uncover their mysteries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a perfect combination of ridiculousness and pure, unadulterated chebs? Trust us, once you experience the magic of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular old Minecraft server again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chebs guide you to greatness!

EstateSplit Minecraft Server

access to funds, Communication Issues, estate distribution, estate money, Estate Planning, EstateSplit, family trust, financial dispute, financial responsibility, Financial Security, financial transparency, future planning, Inheritance, legal rights, Minecraft, money management, personal bank account, Server, sibling relationships, Siblings, tax concerns, trust issues, Will

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Towns Built:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Votes:	2137	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and family feuds over money? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister hoarding your inheritance money until 2025. Instead, you can earn virtual riches by mining diamonds and trading with other players. Plus, if something happens to your in-game character, you can always respawn and try again!

So why wait for your real-life inheritance when you can start amassing wealth and power in our Minecraft world today? Join us and leave all your family drama behind!

BoyfriendBluesMC

boyfriend expectations, boyfriend troubles, BoyfriendBluesMC, communication problems, emotional stress, feeling frustrated, feeling guilty, feeling misunderstood, feeling neglected, feeling overwhelmed, feeling pressured, ignoring calls, long-distance relationship, not answering calls, phone etiquette, relationship challenges, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, school stress, Time management

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6228
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Zombie Dances:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	3992
Magic Items Found:	4846	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where communication is key – just like in this long distance relationship drama! Join us and experience the thrill of trying to connect with someone who always seems to be one step ahead of you. Will you be able to answer the call in time, or will you be left feeling like you’re the problem? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

MeatLoverMinecraft SMP

bacon, barbecue, Beef, carnivore, chicken, duck, favorite meat, grilled meat, Lamb, meat dishes, meat lovers, MeatLoverMinecraft, Pork, protein, Rabbit, ribs, SAUSAGE, smp, steak, turkey, veal, venison

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Void Armor Forged:	28	Villages Defended:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can feast on is virtual bread and pork chops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole buffet of meats for you to choose from! From chicken wings that make you fly to beef that gives you super strength, we’ve got it all!

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP where the animals are not only friendly but also delicious! Who needs to farm for wheat when you can just hunt down a herd of bacon cows? And don’t even get me started on the legendary golden steak that grants you invincibility for 10 minutes!

So come on down to our server and sink your teeth into some juicy, mouth-watering meats. Just be careful not to anger the vegetarian players or they might unleash their tofu army on you!

SkinnyCraft: Lost & Found

determination, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, healthy living, lifestyle change, LOSE WEIGHT, Lost, motivation, perseverance, self-discipline, SkinnyCraft, success story, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight loss motivation, weight loss success, weight loss tips, weight loss transformation, wellness

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	4334	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of trying every diet and exercise plan under the sun with no results? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Our players have reported losing up to 50 pounds in a week from all the intense clicking and keyboard smashing. So say goodbye to boring gym routines and hello to virtual weight loss on our server!

KharkivHavocCraft

airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilians, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, glide bombs, injured, international news, Kharkiv, KharkivHavocCraft, Military Action, russia, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Void Armor Forged:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up cities like russia with 5 glide bombs!!! we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and take down your enemies like a boss. don’t worry, no real people get hurt, just virtual explosions and chaos! join now for the most intense minecraft experience of your life, trust us, you won’t regret it!

GraveStand – Stand on the Dead!

burial, burial ground, cemetery, Dead, death, deceased, epitaph, final resting place, footstone, GraveStand, Gravestones, graveyard, headstone, long tail tag, memorial, memorial marker, memorialization, Remembrance, Respect, resting place, Stand, Tombstone, tradition

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Void Gems Collected:	10
Zombie Dances:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

lol join our server where gravestones are so wacky you gotta do a little dance on top of the dead to read them. it’s like a game of twister but with corpses. who knew death could be so fun? come join us for a wild time and see if you can decipher the messages on the gravestones without falling into the grave yourself. it’s a real hoot!

Crafter’s Memory Loss Server

alzheimer’s, brain changes, brain function, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, COVID-19 complications, Crafters, findings, health, long covid, long-term effects, Loss, Medical research, Memory, Memory Loss, neurological disorders, neurology, Patients, research, researchers, Server, study, uk, UK healthcare

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Animals Bred:	38	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

hey u! ya u! u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well u gotta join this one cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama wearing a top hat! we got so much fun u won’t even remember what day it is!

our server is like a brain with alzheimer’s, always changing and surprising u with new adventures! just like those long COVID patients, our server will keep u on ur toes and make u feel like u never know what’s coming next!

join us now and let’s get lost in the world of minecraft together! who knows, maybe u’ll even find a diamond the size of ur head! oh, and did we mention we have a secret underground base filled with cake? yeah, u heard right, CAKE! so come on over and let’s have the time of our lives!