SimSlayin Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SimSlayin’ Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because you’re about to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance to dubstep music. Picture yourself riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. This is the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a creature so rare and majestic that players from all over the world come to catch a glimpse of it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Duck will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be sure to hold on tight, because once you’re in, there’s no getting off this wild ride!

MommyCraft Minecraft Server

addict, Boundaries, Church, Communication Issues, Emotional distance, family dynamics, fertility struggles, grandmother-grandchild relationship, lack of care, Minecraft, miscarriages, MommyCraft, mother-daughter relationship, narcissist, neglect, no contact, party house, self-care, Server, social media, toxic relationships, traumatic birth

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs ride on saddled chickens. It’s a place where you can build your dream castle while dodging drama more intense than your mom’s latest meltdown.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Join now and experience a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Trust us, it’s more entertaining than trying to decipher your mom’s passive-aggressive texts.

NoNephewNannies

Anime, aunt, baby girl, babysit, chicken, confusion, cousin, cousins, exclusion, family, kfc, Manga, Nephews, NoNephewNannies, refusing, room, Spouses, Theme Park, uncle, update, vacation

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Buildings Constructed:	26
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We don’t have a name because we’re too busy dealing with family drama like refusing to give your married cousin your room.

Join us if you want to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can eat virtual KFC chicken and read manga while avoiding family obligations.

Our server is filled with crazy stories like leaving kids in the hallway of a hotel because you didn’t want to take them to a theme park. Who needs responsibilities when you can just grab your purse and run?

With 15 total players, including the cutest baby girl emoji, and 3 spouses (shoutout to Bill), you never know what drama will unfold next. Will you be excluded on the 4th day like our player here? Or will you be the one causing chaos and confusion for your family members?

Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

MistakeCraft Minecraft Server

bouncing back, embracing failure, growth mindset., learning from failure, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, Minecraft, MistakeCraft, MISTAKES, moving forward, overcoming failure, perseverance, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, resilience in adversity, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, Server, turning mistakes into lessons

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	376	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Have you ever accidentally built a house out of TNT instead of bricks? Or maybe you tried to tame a creeper thinking it was a friendly pet? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace your mistakes and turn them into epic wins! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we navigate through a world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing your blocks). So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

SimpleLuxCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Votes:	2783	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Dimension Hops:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the simple luxury of unlimited diamonds is just the beginning of the madness! Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas armed with laser beams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Ender Dragon. Get your groove on and show off your best moves as you party the night away with mobs and villagers alike.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the chance to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Hold on tight and prepare for a wild ride as you zoom through the explosive twists and turns of this one-of-a-kind attraction.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world of luxury and absurdity that you never knew you needed. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the sheer madness of our server, you’ll never want to leave!

RockinBelarus56

Arrests, authoritarianism, Belarusian government, Censorship, civil rights, concertgoers, Dictatorship, freedom of speech, human rights violations, Lukashenko, music festival, opposition movement, Police Brutality, political dissent, political repression, protest, protest crackdown, Régime, rock concert, RockinBelarus56, southern Belarus

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Crops Grown:	7165	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta hear this wild story first. so, like, there was this crazy rock concert in southern belarus, right? and guess what, lukashenko’s regime came and arrested 56 people! like, who does that at a rock concert, man? so now, we gotta band together on this server and show them who’s boss. join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even start a rock band in minecraft. let’s stick it to the man and have a blast while doing it. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s rock this server!

BarkCraft: Woof in Any Language!

Animal Behavior, animal sounds, Bark, BarkCraft, barking patterns, canine communication, Communication, communication studies, cross-cultural communication, Cultural differences, dog behavior, Dogs, Language, language development, language diversity, Languages, linguistic variation, linguistics, Multilingual, pet behavior, pet language, vocalizations, woof

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	471	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

so, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over ur screen. we got pigs flying, cows dancing, and creepers doing the cha cha slide.

u wanna know why u should join? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a chicken who could do the moonwalk better than michael jackson. he was the talk of the town, until one day he disappeared into the nether and was never seen again. but on dis server, u can see that chicken busting out some sick moves every day.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell u about our secret underground disco party. we got skeletons breakdancing, zombies doing the macarena, and endermen twerking like there’s no tomorrow. it’s a party u don’t wanna miss, trust me.

so come join us on dis minecraft server, where the animals are wild, the parties are lit, and the fun never stops. who knows, maybe u’ll even see a dog barking in french or a cat meowing in chinese. it’s a crazy world out there, but on dis server, anything is possible.

Nexus Survival: Where even the creepers laugh at your terrible building skills

2024.., Adventure, Builder, building, Community, Contests, creativity, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, Exploration, friendship, Griefing, July 20th, LAUGH, launch date, Minecraft, Nexus, rules, Server, Skills, smp, Survival, Terrible, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9609
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Star Shards Collected:	191
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Nexus Survival Server Information
Version:	Minecraft 1.21
Type:	Casual SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Community Events:	Dragon Fight July 27th!

About Nexus Survival: Welcome to Nexus Survival, where friendship and creativity flourish! Our casual SMP server offers a relaxed environment with no griefing and respectful gameplay rules. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or new to Minecraft, Nexus Survival is your home for endless exploration and communal fun.

Community-Driven Experience: Join a diverse community of players who share your passion for Minecraft. Participate in server-wide events like build contests and group adventures, or simply enjoy exploring our dynamic world together. At Nexus Survival, every player’s contribution helps shape our vibrant virtual community.

Join Us: Prepare to embark on a new Minecraft journey with Nexus Survival! Stay tuned for our upcoming launch date. Connect with us on Discord and be part of our friendly and welcoming community. Discord: https://discord.gg/YDJWxSKKEP

FAQs

Q: When does the server open?

A: Nexus Survival will be opening on July 20th, 2024!

Q: What type of server is Nexus Survival?

A: Nexus Survival is a Casual SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server.

Q: Are there community events on Nexus Survival?

A: Yes, there are community events such as the upcoming Dragon Fight on July 27th!

Q: Is griefing allowed on Nexus Survival?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on Nexus Survival. We have strict rules against it to maintain a respectful gameplay environment.

Q: How can I join Nexus Survival?

A: Stay tuned for the upcoming launch date and connect with us on Discord at https://discord.gg/YDJWxSKKEP

MineTrail Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	30
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you blockheads out there!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will have you saying “Endermen who?” in no time. Our community is as tight-knit as a stack of obsidian blocks, and we’re always looking for new players to join in on the madness.

Forget about boring old patch notes and updates, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the next zombie apocalypse or creeper invasion. And don’t even get us started on the epic meetups we have – last week, we battled a dragon in the Nether while riding pigs!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world so awesome, even Notch himself would be jealous!

IndyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5392
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9977	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure like no other!

Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers to be your guide through the wacky world of our server. As you journey through the land, you’ll encounter dancing chickens, flying cows, and even a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even wished for a pet dragon and now flies around the server on its back, causing chaos wherever they go.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare for a journey you’ll never forget!

BabyNameBattles Minecraft Server

baby names, baby naming, BabyNameBattles, Communication, compromise, compromise in marriage, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Decision making, family, family traditions, Marriage, Minecraft, mutual respect, naming traditions, Opinions, Pregnancy, relationship issues, Server, tradition vs modern, Traditions, veto

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Farms Harvested:	986
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring baby names? Join our Minecraft server where we have a tradition of naming our children with a mix of two different traditions! Imagine having a baby named Veronicella or Vivian-Tessa-Violet-Tory-ella!

Join us and be a part of the craziest baby-naming tradition in the Minecraft world. Who needs normal names when you can have a name that will make everyone do a double-take? Plus, if you’re pregnant in real life, we promise not to judge your baby name choices like some people do.

Don’t let your wife veto your name suggestions, come to our server where everyone gets a say in naming the baby. And if you’re the one carrying the baby, we’ll make sure you get the final say in the name, no matter how outrageous it may be.

So come on over and join us for some baby-naming fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a name like Veronicella after all.