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MomzCraftHub

anger, Boundaries, Communication, Cultural differences, emotional turmoil, Family issues, financial responsibility, generational gap, Graduation, language barrier, Marriage, MomzCraftHub, moving out, parental approval, personal space, relationships, Resentment, roommate, Stepfather, translation, University

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Potions Brewed:	193	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from your mom’s whirlwind romance with a guy from Peru who can’t speak English? Look no further, we’ve got you covered.

Join our server and build your own virtual world where your mom’s fiancé doesn’t exist. No need to play translator for awkward family dinners, just focus on crafting and surviving in our epic Minecraft world.

Don’t let your mom’s questionable life choices ruin your gaming experience. On our server, you can create your own rules and boundaries without anyone steamrolling over them. Plus, you won’t have to worry about sharing your room with a stranger’s son – unless you want to, of course.

So, if you’re tired of being the unwilling third wheel in your mom’s love story, join our Minecraft server and let the virtual escapades begin! Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead?

RegretCraft SMP – Oops!

actions, CHANGE, Closure, consequences, Decisions, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, hindsight, lessons learned, letting go, MISTAKES, moving on, Oops, past, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, self improvement, smp

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend in a green costume? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no creeper punching” policy! Join us and never have to worry about exploding green monsters ruining your day again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on chickens armed with sticks and battle it out for the title of Chicken Jousting Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that only our server can offer. Just remember, watch out for those sneaky creepers in disguise!

AssholeCraft2021

AssholeCraft2021, biggest asshole, corrupt leaders, cruel dictators, cruel rulers, despicable individuals, despots, dictators, evil leaders, Historical figures, human history, infamous individuals, infamous tyrants, malevolent historical figures, notorious figures, oppressive leaders, ruthless dictators, tyrannical rulers, tyrants, Villains, wicked people

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and trading resources? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you mischievous players out there!

Join us and unleash your inner troll as we embark on epic quests to find out who the biggest asshole in human history truly is. Will it be Hitler? Stalin? Justin Bieber? Only time will tell as we explore the darkest depths of history in search of the ultimate jerk.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight to the death with your fellow players using nothing but a block of dirt and a carrot. It’s survival of the fittest, baby!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the chaos begin. Just remember, on this server, the only rule is: there are no rules. Let the madness commence!

CraftyArmenian Troops Minecraft Server

armenia, Armenian troops, Boycott, Caucasus region, CraftyArmenian, diplomatic fallout, Eurasian security, geopolitical conflict, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, military drills, military exercises, military intervention, Military Solidarity, military training, Minecraft, political tension, protest, relations sour, russia, Russian-led, Server, Troops

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7372
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where armenian troops boycott russian-led military exercises because they’re too busy crafting epic builds and fighting off creepers! we’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more action than a blockbuster movie. who needs international relations when you can join our server and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re at a rave every time you log on. so ditch the politics and come join the real fun on our server!

HezzyCraft – Dragging Lebanon into Fun!

abyss, accusations, Agenzia Nova, Conflict, Crisis, DRAGGING, extremism, Fun, hezbollah, Hezbollah supporters, HezzyCraft, instability, intervention, Lebanese government, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Militia, opposition, Politics, Regional, sectarianism, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Divine Spears Created:	28	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

lol u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz we got more drama den hezbollah draggin lebanon into da abyss. but dont worry, our abyss is filled wif fun and crazy adventures. we got creepers dat explode like political scandals, and skeletons dat shoot arrows faster den u can say “opposition accuses”. come join us for a wild ride dat will make u forget all about real world problems. plus, we got cake. lots and lots of cake. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s dive into da abyss together!

ChimeraCraft: Na+ & Ca2+ Transport

biophysics, C1C2, Ca2, Ca2+ transport, channelrhodopsin chimera, ChimeraCraft, computational biology, conformational changes, ion binding sites, ion channels, ion conductance, ion permeation, ion selectivity, ion transport, membrane proteins, Metadynamics simulations, molecular dynamics, Na+ transport, open states, protein dynamics, protein simulations, protein structure, Transport

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
New Chunks Explored:	354745	Magic Items Found:	5392
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we do metadynamics simulations and reveal the secrets of Na+ and Ca2+ transport in channelrhodopsin chimera C1C2!

we have two open states that will blow your mind, like seriously, you won’t believe what you see.

imagine riding a pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes, that’s basically what it’s like on our server.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and you can only access it if you can solve our crazy puzzles.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where medieval Minecraft meets an ATM and things get crafty!

Atm, changelog, Community, Crafty, Curseforge, Discord, Homes, Inviting, Ip:, Join, Medieval, meets, Minecraft, Modded, new players, Prominence, Pumpkraft, Quests, regular custom events, RPG, Server Information, staff online, time ranks, toggleable PVP, tp, Upcoming, welcome

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9574	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Void Gems Collected:	40	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

PumpKraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Features:

tpa

homes

quests

toggleable PvP

time ranks

staff online 24/7

regular custom events

If you have any further questions, please see our FAQ below or feel free to join our server directly or our discord! – Discord Link

Server Information:

Modpack	Server IP
Prominence 2 [RPG] v3.0.1	pr2.pumpkraft.net
Medieval MC v28.5	mmc4.pumpkraft.net

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply use the provided server IP and connect through your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules listed on our Discord server that all players must adhere to.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.

Q: How can I report an issue or ask for help on the server?

A: You can contact our staff members directly on Discord or in-game for assistance with any problems you may encounter.

/r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, coping strategies, DATING, how old are you, Incels, khhvs, kissless handholdless virgins, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Online Community, r9k, reddit, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Server, social isolation, societal pressure, stigma, support group, VIRGINITY

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Crops Grown:	7098
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Emeralds Found:	3358	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Votes:	7579	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

beekeeping, character profiles, chat client, critique, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, gossip, kinks, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, Roleplay, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Villages Defended:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only thing more wild and unpredictable than the creepers are the roleplaying scenarios! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with kinks, fetishes, and more drama than a soap opera.

Whether you’re into beekeeping or just looking for someone to make your virtual partner cum OOCly, this server has it all. With a webchat for textual roleplaying and group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, you’ll never run out of things to do.

So come on in and create a character profile that will make even the most seasoned roleplayers blush. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match for some steamy Minecraft roleplay. Join now and let the debauchery begin!

DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops

anger, assets, BETRAYAL, college debt, DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops, Disappointment, disgust, Estate, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial, Grandfather, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, medical bills, mental healthcare, relationship, Resentment, trust fund, Will

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	100
Runes Activated:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise.

Just like my grandfather’s estate, our server is vast and full of surprises. Explore 300 acres of virtual land and discover hidden treasures along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret stash of diamonds!

Need a break from reality? Dive into our server and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, or embark on epic quests with your friends. The possibilities are endless!

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where family drama is strictly prohibited, you’ve come to the right place. Our community is all about positivity and good vibes. No toxic players or drama llamas allowed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your own happily ever after. Who knows, you might even find the family you’ve always dreamed of – minus the crazy exes and shady wills, of course!