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| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 3243 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
So, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic, bro. Like, did you know that 60% of Ukrainians believe that Russia’s main goal in war is genocide and destruction of nation? Crazy, right?
But like, forget about all that serious stuff, come join our server instead! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode into a shower of candy. It’s like a party in your computer, man.
And get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil unicorns for magical crystals. Plus, every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows and can grant wishes. It’s like a dream come true, dude.
So, like, why waste your time worrying about real-world problems when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!
