#simplysid Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Eyebrows Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, adorable, Anime, beauty, Chaika, cute, EXCITEMENT, Eyebrows, eyebrows on fleek, eyebrows on point, front page, Internet Sensation, Kawaii, makeup, Manga, Mweeeee, Popular, reaction, Realm, social media, Surprise, trending, viral

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a Chaika-themed world where everything is upside down and pigs fly backwards.

We have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks.

You can even ride a giant chicken into battle against evil villagers who wear top hats and monocles.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a realm where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme.

Come join us and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe a few too many creepers exploding in your face.

SisInLawSloshed Minecraft Server

100lbs, bathing, bathroom, Boundaries, breast, butt, cleaning, DAUGHTER, Drunk, drunk cleaning, family, intimate areas, Minecraft, naked, passed out, Poop, puke, Server, SisInLawSloshed, sister-in-law, towels, Vagina, Wife

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension Hops:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a naked pooper covered in puke, poop, and pee? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine logging in and finding yourself in a situation where you have to clean up a fellow player who’s passed out in a bathroom covered in bodily fluids. But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to navigate through challenges like convincing your wife and sister-in-law that it’s totally okay to leave a naked woman in a bed of towels instead of giving her a bath.

Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your tolerance for poop-related shenanigans). Don’t miss out on the laughs, the drama, and the absurdity that awaits you on our server!

MomSpyDadAITA

BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, Divorce, emotional turmoil, family, Guilt, Honesty, invasion of privacy, legal matters, loyalty, Manipulation, MomSpyDadAITA, moral dilemma, parents, personal boundaries, private investigator, regret, relationships, Secrets, Trust

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1427
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Farms Harvested:	494	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Ores Mined:	2096	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of family drama and looking for an escape? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and the creepers!

Our server is a safe haven from private investigators and nosy parents. No need to worry about invasion of privacy here, unless you count Endermen stealing your blocks!

Join us for a fun and exciting adventure where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the drama of divorce proceedings. Plus, our virtual lawyers are much more lenient than real ones.

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a private investigator when you have a diamond sword? Join now and let the crafting begin!

BarbaricBlast2075 – Minecraft SMP

Advancements in science, BarbaricBlast2075, changing perspectives, cultural evolution, cultural shifts, ethical dilemmas, ethical standards, Evolution of humanity, evolution of society, future generations, future outlook, future society, historical perspective, Human Behavior, Minecraft, Moral values, Progress of time., Progression of civilization, smp, social norms, societal changes, technological advancements, technological innovations

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Farms Harvested:	685	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the coolest server ever, trust me. We got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even talking chickens, man. And get this, if you join now, you get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. I know, right?

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to fight off evil llamas trying to take over the server. And our PvP battles are so intense, it’s like watching two creepers go at it in a TNT explosion contest. You don’t wanna miss out on that action, dude.

Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. Everyone is super chill and always down to help you out, whether you need diamonds or just someone to build a giant statue of a potato with.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and be a part of something that future generations will look back on and be like, “Dang, those guys were living in 2075 while we were still stuck in 2025, how barbaric!” Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s goooooo! 🚀🐉🌈🥔 #MinecraftSMPGoals #LaserBeamDragons #TalkingChickensFTW

PixelConvictFreedom

convicted felon, criminal justice system, criminal record, criminal rehabilitation, discrimination, ex-convicts, forgiveness, justice system, Legal System, PixelConvictFreedom, prejudice, Redemption, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, reintegration, second chances, societal impact, societal judgment, societal perceptions, stigma

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe everyone deserves a second chance, even if they were once a convicted felon! Our server is run by a reformed criminal mastermind who now spends his days building virtual worlds instead of plotting heists. Join us for a chance to prove that even the most notorious criminals can turn over a new leaf in the world of Minecraft. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the admin has a crazy backstory like that? Join now and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

BlindJuryCraft

American justice, blind justice, BlindJuryCraft, court proceedings, courtroom, criminal justice, criminal trial, defendant, Due Process, fair trial, impartiality, judicial fairness, judicial system, Jury, jury duty, jury selection, Justice For All, justice reform, justice system, legal process, Legal System

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Emeralds Found:	8740	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where you can, like, totally be invisible the whole time! it’s like justice in america, man, where the jury can’t even see the defendant. but, like, in this server, you can be invisible and sneak up on people and prank them without them even knowing! it’s, like, the ultimate trolling experience, dude. join now and be the sneaky ninja you’ve always wanted to be!

Altruistic Love – Minecraft Server

Altruism, altruistic, altruistic behavior, attractiveness, Behavior, Differences, Equally, heterosexual individuals, homosexual individuals, INDIVIDUALS, love, MATES, Men, Minecraft, participants, Potential, potential mates, rated, Server, sexual orientation, Traits, universally attractive, Value, Women

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Potions Brewed:	139

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, bro. like, if you wanna find a bae who is all about that good karma and helping others, this is the place to be. like, whether you’re into dudes or chicks, everyone here is all about being a good person and spreading love and stuff.

like, women are all about that altruistic vibe, so if you’re a guy looking to impress the ladies, better start being all selfless and stuff. and if you’re a girl looking for a partner who’s gonna treat you right, this server is where it’s at.

so, like, join us and find your soulmate who’s all about that sweet, sweet altruism. we’re all about spreading love and good vibes, so come on in and be part of our crazy, loving community. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Cool Threadless Land 1.20

any groups, Cool, cool S thread, Groups, Land, no cool, No cool s thread, threadless

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8581	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Love Letters Sent:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Yo, bro, forget about those boring servers, come join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got more diamonds than a rapper’s teeth! And our mobs are so lit, they party harder than you on a Saturday night! Plus, our admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

GFDocAppt Minecraft Server

abdomen issues, AITAH, alone, breaking news, Communication, Decision making, dr appointments, EMBARRASSMENT, Emotional support, GFDocAppt, Girlfriend, infertility, medical procedures, Minecraft, relationship boundaries, serious appointment, Server, stress, Support, surgery, Ultrasound, waiting room, wasting time

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the most outrageous reasons to join!

Do you want to escape the stress of real life appointments and surgeries? Well, on our server, you can undergo virtual ultrasounds and surgeries without any risk of infertility! Plus, you can choose whether or not to break the news to your girlfriend in a dramatic fashion or keep it to yourself.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through emotional support dilemmas in a blocky world. Who needs a waiting room when you can have your girlfriend waiting for you in the virtual world?

So come on, don’t be an AH, join our server and let the fun begin!

NoCashForH8rsMC

Boundaries, budgeting, criticism, designer items, financial assistance, financial decisions, friendship, judgement, lending money, mutual friends, NoCashForH8rsMC, personal finance, savings, Selfishness, setting boundaries, spending habits, Support, unexpected expenses, unsupportive, Vacations, well paying job

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of friends who constantly judge your spending habits? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and build your dream mansion without anyone telling you how to spend your diamonds!

Imagine a world where you can treat yourself to all the enchanted gear and potions you desire, without any Sarahs raining on your parade. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can splurge on all the virtual luxuries your heart desires.

Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into lending them virtual emeralds for rent when you could be investing in your own pixelated paradise. Join our server today and say goodbye to financial critics once and for all!