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Minecraft SMP: My Hero Academia Storytime (Final Volume)

#my hero academia, Academia, action, Adventure, Anime, battle, Climax, Conclusion, emotional, Epilogue, FINAL, Final Volume, friendship, Hero, Heroes, Last Stretch, Manga, Minecraft, pastebin, Redemption, Shiggy vs Deku, smp, storytime, Superpowers, thread theme, Villains, Volume

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles between shiggy and deku, where the fate of the server hangs in the balance. Will shiggy finally defeat deku and claim victory? Or will deku come out on top and reign supreme? The only way to find out is to join the madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has an epilogue that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Pastebin links, YouTube themes, we’ve got it all!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

HammockHogger420

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consideration, cruise, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, hammock, HammockHogger420, leisure, misunderstanding, passive aggressive, Relaxation, resort, sharing, social norms, vacation, vacation behavior, vacation etiquette

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ores Mined:	9465	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take hammock hogging to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of claiming your spot in the virtual hammock world.

Just like on a cruise ship, you can lounge in our virtual hammocks all day long without anyone telling you to move. We encourage hammock hogging and even have a special command to reserve your hammock for the entire day.

But beware, there may be some virtual Karen’s who will try to steal your hammock spot. Don’t let them ruin your relaxation time! Stand your ground and assert your hammock dominance.

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server where hammock hogging is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Who knew virtual hammock drama could be so entertaining?

CreepyCraft: Spooky Jams

bizarre melodies, bizarre tunes, creepy music, creepy tracks, creepycraft, disturbing songs, eerie songs, eerie tracks, Haunting Melodies, haunting music, Jams, odd music, off-putting music, spooky, spooky tracks, strange songs, uncanny melodies, unintentionally creepy songs, unsettling music, unsettling songs, Unsettling tunes, weird music, weird tunes

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of listening to unintentionally creepy songs alone? Come join our Minecraft server and jam out to all the spookiest tunes with your fellow players! We’ve got a playlist that will make your hair stand on end and your creepometer go off the charts. Plus, rumor has it that if you listen to these songs while playing on our server, you’ll unlock secret powers like the ability to summon ghostly mobs or turn into a zombie pigman. Don’t miss out on the musical madness, join us now!

SaharaCraft: Green Oasis 🌿🌵

adaptation, arid regions, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, desert landscape, desertification, ecosystem, environmental impact, global warming, Green.., greenery, heavy rainfall, natural phenomenon, Oasis, precipitation, sahara desert, SaharaCraft, Sustainable development, transformation, Vegetation, weather patterns

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1848
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	200	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18

This server is like the Sahara desert turning green, but instead of plants, we have diamonds growing out of the sand! Join us for a chance to witness this miraculous phenomenon and mine your way to riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs water when you have diamonds, am I right? Come join the fun and experience the magic of our Minecraft server!

Shorty City Craft

2050, 5 million, 50 countries, children, city, Craft, east asia, EyeSight, Factors, Female Gender, gender differences, global health, INCREASE, myopia, prevalence, research, shortsighted, shorty, study, teens, urban living, vision

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	681
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	195
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being shortsighted in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your shortsightedness forever!

Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.

And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!

Streamer’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#youtube, Am I doing this right, BLOCK, commentary, Community, Content Creator, creepy, cute, discuss, Entertainment, Gaming, general, influencer, internet culture, Live streaming, Minecraft, online personality, online presence, Party, Server, social media, Streamer, Streamers, twitch, weird

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is filled with cute streamers that will make you question reality itself! Join us as we discuss these streamers in the weirdest and creepiest ways possible – you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft master in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Nostalgic Mayan Cycle Minecraft SMP

ancient artifacts, ancient beliefs, ancient civilizations, Ancient Culture, ancient history, Ancient rituals, ancient traditions, ancient wisdom, Archaeological Sites, cultural heritage, cultural nostalgia, Cycle, historical nostalgia, historical reminiscence, lost civilizations, Mayan, Mayan Calendar, Mayan civilization, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgic, past civilizations, smp, time cycles, time periods

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
New Chunks Explored:	276676	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Animals Bred:	88
Magic Items Found:	6848	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us on a journey back in time to the last Mayan cycle where we will build pyramids, sacrifice villagers (just kidding…maybe), and summon ancient spirits to help us mine diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who controls all the chickens in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he will grant you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the Mayan cycle and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

NoDrunkTurkeyDay

aita, alcoholism, berating, Cancer, coping with loss, Drunk, family dynamics, Family Events, Fighting, holidays, inebriated, nagging, NoDrunkTurkeyDay, overconsumption, pot smoking, Retirement, shots fired, Thanksgiving, Train wreck, Unbearable, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dimension Hops:	12	Buildings Constructed:	35
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the drunken Thanksgiving disasters and passive-aggressive texts from your mom.

On our server, you can build a virtual world free from nagging and berating, where the only shots fired are from your bow and arrow. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to mining, crafting, and exploring with fellow players who won’t judge you for wanting a sober Thanksgiving.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build your own paradise and let your creativity run wild, without any unwanted drunken BBQ invites. Trust us, this server is a lot more fun than dealing with your mom’s alcohol-fueled antics. Let’s craft away the drama together!

HackMyBodyMC SMP

Alternative Medicine, biohacking, body hacks, body optimization, body transformation tips, DIY health remedies, fitness secrets, HackMyBodyMC, health tips, healthy living hacks, holistic remedies, life hacks, longevity secrets, mind-body connection, natural remedies, self care tips, self-healing techniques, self-improvement hacks, smp, unconventional health tips, wellness hacks, wellness tricks

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3247
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we have secret body life hacks that will make you the ultimate pro player in no time!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper sneaks up on you. But with our special body life hack, you can do a backflip and dodge the explosion like a ninja!

And that’s not all – our SMP is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Just last week, our admin accidentally turned into a chicken and started laying eggs everywhere. It was clucking hilarious!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become the most epic player in the most outrageous way possible!

BlockParty: NoGriefingFam

Assertiveness, blockparty, boundaries with family, boundary setting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional boundaries, establishing boundaries, family boundaries, family conflicts, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, handling difficult family members, healthy relationships, NoGriefingFam, personal space, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, toxic family members

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	29

Are your family members constantly invading your Minecraft territory like a bunch of creepers? Do they keep stealing your diamonds and building ugly structures in your world without asking for permission? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to pesky family members encroaching on your personal space. We have a special plugin that creates an impenetrable force field around your base, keeping out unwanted visitors and ensuring your privacy. Plus, our admin team is like a squad of overprotective parents, ready to ban anyone who dares to mess with your stuff.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of Steve, the player who single-handedly defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it he did it blindfolded while juggling chickens. Join our server and maybe you’ll be the next Minecraft hero to go down in history!

So if you’re tired of your family members trampling all over your virtual turf, come join us on our epic Minecraft server. It’s time to show them who’s the real boss of this blocky world!