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The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

sandcastle.pro

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	4191
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

exceptional abilities, Exceptional qualities, exceptional talents, extraordinary capabilities, extraordinary talents, EZbuildsMinecraft, innate talents, natural aptitude, Outstanding abilities, Rare aptitude, rare gifts, Rare proficiency, remarkable skills, smp, special talents, specialized knowledge, uncommon abilities, Uncommon proficiency, unique skills, unique strengths, Unusual expertise, unusual skills

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

abandonment, BETRAYAL, blocks, Communication, Conflict, coping, counseling, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, HEARTBREAK, home, House, Infidelity, Marriage, pet ownership, puppy, PuppyPitStop, reconciliation, relationship, Support, Trust, Wife

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4747	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

Cool, German culture, German economy, German education, German efficiency, German food, German history, German humor, German immigration, German innovation, german language, German people, German politics, German reunification., German society, German stereotypes, German technology, german traditions, German values, German work ethic, Germans, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6473
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Ores Mined:	9368	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

4 inch dick, 6foot6, Be me, body image, comparison, face, Frustration, full head of hair, god trolling, hair, handsome face, humor, Insecurity, ironic, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, small penis, smp, Struggle, Tall

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Items Found:	8466

> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

apartment, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, emotional distress, family, financial responsibility, leaving abruptly, living situation, Minecraft, moving out, pranks, PranksterSisGone, relationships, Safety, Server, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, Trust

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Divine Spears Created:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway, female employees, feminine products, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender equality in the workplace, gender stereotypes, menstrual care, menstrual hygiene, menstrual products, menstrual supplies, period stigma, professional conduct, Women’s Health, workplace culture, workplace discrimination, workplace etiquette, workplace norms, workplace policies, workplace professionalism

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Secret Passages Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	3113

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

accomplishment, achievement, Character development, determination, discipline, Minecraft, NoRegretsYet, perseverance, personal growth, Proud, resilience, restraint, self improvement, self-achievement, self-control, self-discipline, self-mastery, self-restraint, smp, strength, success, temptation, Willpower

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Enchantments Applied:	272
Dragon Eggs Found:	8869	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!