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SimpCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Emeralds Found:	7384	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your inner simp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for Kennedy/Shanahan to reach the simp voterbase! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond gifts, virtual roses, and even a special “Simp of the Month” competition where the winner gets to be serenaded by our resident bard with a custom love song. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your simp skills and make new friends who understand your dedication to your favorite Minecraft crush. Join now and let the simp-tastic adventures begin!

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, otzdarva, Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	417
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8192
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368

Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donate, donuts, Minecraft, Play, Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1345	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Mc.grigaland.ru

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mines Excavated:	2490	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

angry texts, Brazil, credit card, DEBT, family, finances, full-time, insurance, Latino culture, MomDebtNoMineCraft, moving out, part time, raising children, responsibilities, restaurant job, savings, selfish, Server, University, Vehicle, vet surgery

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Towns Built:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Crops Grown:	5263	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

acting poor, aita, baby expenses, baby formula, BabyCraft, DAUGHTER, diapers, expensive, financial issues, financial ruin, GIT, Grandchild, GUD, Handouts, Jerk, luxury, modest income, new baby, not giving help, shitty grandparent, Starbucks, Struggling, third car, upper middle-class

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6199
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Crops Grown:	5917

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

after party, Chill, Cleanup, Connect, CREW, Débrief, dress, drink, Eat, hang out, Minecraft, mingle, Orgy, Party, post-orgy activities, REFLECT, Relax, shower, Sleep, smp, Socialize, Talk, unwind

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Votes:	181	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

GenderBendCraft

Body transformation, Curiosity, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender experience, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transition, GenderBendCraft, identity exploration, morning routine, new perspective, personal growth, physical changes, Self Discovery, social experiment, societal norms

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyCopenhagen, defense production, defense sector, defense technology, denmark, eastern europe, economic development, Europe, financial support, foreign affairs, funding, international relations, Investment, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, nato, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

Conflict, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, Fall, Government, instability, international relations, iran, IranFallsSoon, Islamic Republic, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, people, Politics, prediction, regime change, revolution, sanctions, Sooner, think..

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!