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BlockBusters: MineCraft Mayhem

Abolish, blockbusters, career, controversial, debate, Eliminate, employment, erase, get rid of, Job, Labor, MAYHEM, Minecraft, obsolete, occupation, Outdated, Profession, society, Unnecessary, unwanted, Vote, why, work

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Animals Bred:	86	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pesky villagers and their never-ending demands for emeralds? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those annoying NPCs once and for all! Our server is a utopia where villagers are banned and players reign supreme. No more trading for useless items or protecting villages from zombie attacks – it’s all about building, mining, and having a blast with your fellow gamers.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring old occupations of trading and protecting villagers, come join our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who needs society when you have llamas and endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft?

Emperor Palpatine’s Better Management Skills

character analysis, comparison, Conflict Resolution, dark side, Decision making, emperor, Emperor Palpatine, fictional characters, fictional managers, fictional universe, jedi, leadership, leadership styles, light side, Management, Manager, Mentorship, obi wan kenobi, Palpatines, power dynamics, Sith, Skills, Star Wars, strategic planning

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Farms Harvested:	123	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where emperor palpatine is the boss. he’s, like, way better at managing things than obi-wan kenobi. like, obi-wan is cool and all, but palpatine just knows how to run things, ya know?

join this server if you want to be part of palpatine’s empire. he’s got all the power and resources you need to dominate the minecraft world. plus, he’s got lightning powers, so that’s pretty cool.

obi-wan might be all about the jedi code and stuff, but palpatine is all about getting things done. he’ll lead you to victory and make sure you have a great time on the server.

come join us and experience the dark side of minecraft. we have cookies. and force lightning. what more could you ask for?

Pixel Pervs R Us

accessibility, Attention, Behavior, distracted tendencies, distraction, ENGAGEMENT, findings, habits, impulsive behavior, impulsivity, INDIVIDUALS, internet, MAINTAIN, Medium, novelty appeal, online pornography, Pervs, PIXEL, Psychology, research, Struggle, study

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dragons Tamed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

HEY U! YEAH U! R U STRUGGLIN TO KEEP FOCUS? DO U GET DISTRACTED EASILY? THEN U NEED TO JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT BLOCKS AND CREEPERS AND STUFF THAT WILL KEEP U SO ENGAGED U WON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT PORN!

OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL PLACE WHERE U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT AND EXPLORE ENDLESS WORLDS! PLUS, IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT WILL FOLLOW U AROUND AND SPIT AT ANYONE WHO TRIES TO DISTRACT U!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND SAY BYE-BYE TO PORN AND HELLO TO BLOCKY ADVENTURES!

Doritos Craft

Active players, Adventure, building, Community, Competition, Crafting, Creative, Doritos Craft, Economy, Exploration, Faction, faction server, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Hardcore, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, role playing, Server, Strong Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Votes:	3837
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Zombie Dances:	0

Doritos Craft Official Faction Server! Join our server and make your faction great! Strong economy, and active daily player list!

doritoscraft.apexmc.co

CHEOWORLD WINTER UPDATE Minecraft server

Auto-mine, Cases, CHEOWORLD, Griefer survival, Jobs, Mechanics, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Unique, winter update

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Welcome to CHEOWORLD! This is a griefer survival server that won’t let you get bored! The server contains interesting mechanics that are not found on any server except CHEOWORLD!

cheoworld.mclan.ru

Invictus

Bedrock compatibility, Brewery & Alcohol, Chairs & Sitting, Community Events, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, hard difficulty, Invictus, Lockable Chests, Player Shops, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, smp, vanilla tweaks, Viewable Web Map

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Invictus SMP Server Overview

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Our Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 200+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base. Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Web Map
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server IP invictus.r2f.co and the Bedrock port 25591.

Q: Is the server only for a specific platform?

A: No, our server is Bedrock compatible, so players from different platforms can join.

Q: Are there any in-game events?

A: Yes, we have community events and other activities for players to participate in.

Cosmic Musk Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, 6th generation stealth fighters, China, Chinese engineers, Copium, Cosmic, Downfall, Espionage, F-22, High IQ, human Resources, ignorance, Musk, NIGGADS, niggers, non-Whites, pajeets, Quest, subhumans, tech development, WHITE POWER, yf-23

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Zombie Dances:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you question reality? Forget about China flying stealth fighters, join our server because we have NIGGADS – the cancelled American fighter that’s now redesigned for ultimate gaming experience. We may not have high IQ people left, but we sure have the craziest players who will blow your mind with their skills. Plus, we don’t support Pajeets, but we do support Musk’s theory that the US has bottom barrel human resources. So, if you’re ready to join a server where ignorance and white-power copium reign supreme, then this is the place for you. Don’t miss out on the madness and mayhem – join now!

/Gay Muscle Gut Minecraft SMP/

Bara, Bear Community, body positivity, Bodybuilding, CHUBBY, Chubby chaser, fat, FITNESS, Gay, Gaymers, gchub, Gut, LGBTQ, masculine, Men, Minecraft, Muscle, muscle bear, Muscle worship, musclegut, smp, Strongfat, weightlifting

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2925	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you a strongfat man who doesn’t quite fit in on other Minecraft SMPs like /bara/ or /gchub/? Well, look no further because /gmg/ is the place for you! We cater to all the gay muscleguts out there, no matter what level of fat or muscle you’re rocking.

Join us for epic battles where your strength and size will be put to the test. Take on other players in PvP matches that will leave you sweating and laughing at the same time. Show off your impressive builds that will make other players green with envy.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where only the biggest and burliest players are allowed. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures and rare items waiting to be discovered by those brave enough to venture into the depths.

So why wait? Join /gmg/ today and unleash your inner gay musclegut in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

PatiencePaysOff in Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, Dedication, delayed gratification, delayed results, determination, discipline, Endurance, fulfillment, hard work, Long-term goals, Minecraft, patience, PatiencePaysOff, perseverance, persistence, Rewards, satisfaction, self-control, smp, success, time investment, worth waiting for

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join this lit Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some next level shenanigans. We got diamond giveaways every hour, a secret underground disco party, and a pet chicken that can do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame dragons with just a wink. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper, then join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

ScareCraft: Fav Movie?

chilling, Cinema, classic, Cult, FAV, Favorite, fear, film, Gore, Halloween, Horror, iconic, jump scares, Movie, Psychological, ScareCraft, scary movie, scream, slasher, spooky, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are scarier than a baby zombie in a dark cave? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate horror movie experience! Join us if you dare for a spine-chilling adventure filled with haunted mansions, creepy forests, and jump scares around every corner. But be warned, you might just end up screaming like a noob who just got blown up by a creeper! So grab your popcorn, turn off the lights, and get ready for a Minecraft server experience that will have you saying “I should have just watched a scary movie instead!”