simp criticism – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

DocFailMC SMP

disability rights, disabled rights, DocFailMC, healthcare accountability, healthcare negligence, incompetent medical professional, legal action, medical error, Medical Ethics, medical incompetence, medical lawsuit, medical malpractice, medical malpractice attorney, medical malpractice case, medical malpractice lawsuit, medical misconduct, medical negligence, medical negligence claim, patient advocacy, patient safety, permanently disabled, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about incompetent doctors again! Our server is filled with magical healing potions that can cure any ailment, even if it was caused by a doctor who skipped medical school to become a professional Minecrafter.

We have a thriving community of players who have all overcome their own crazy obstacles in life, from being turned into a zombie by a witch to accidentally turning their pet pig into a creeper. You’ll fit right in with our motley crew of misfits and adventurers.

So come join us and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a functioning body when you can build an epic castle and ride a dragon into battle? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons for all our members. Just don’t ask where we got them from… it’s a long story involving a rogue Enderman and a pack of rabid wolves.

DictatorTrump2020

activism, authoritarian regime, authoritarianism, control, Democracy, democracy at risk, dictator, DictatorTrump2020, fear, freedom, Government, leadership, Manipulation, political rhetoric, Politics, power, protest, public opinion, resistance, trump, warning signs

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to escape to a world where the only dictator is a blocky version of Trump? Look no further than our server! Join us and witness Trump building his empire one block at a time, declaring himself the ruler of all lands in the most hilarious ways possible. From building walls to banning creepers, you never know what crazy antics Trump will get up to next. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

RegenToothCraft

dental advancements, dental care, dental health, dental hygiene, dental implants, dental industry, dental insurance, dental problems, dental procedures, dental technology, Dentistry, design flaw, Enamel, high maintenance, humans, oral health, Regeneration, RegenToothCraft, teeth, tooth decay, tooth loss

come join our epic minecraft server where teeth are a thing of the past! no more worrying about cavities or root canals, because on our server, your teeth will regenerate like magic!

imagine chomping on all the diamond blocks you want without a care in the world. no more dental appointments or painful toothaches. just pure, unadulterated minecraft fun!

we’ve even got a special tooth fairy npc who will trade you rare items in exchange for your old teeth. who knew losing teeth could be so rewarding?

so come on down to our server and experience the joy of a toothache-free existence. your dentist will thank you!

MineBA

Arena, battle royale, creativity, Engage, EXCITEMENT, fresh take, Intense battles, Minecraft, Multiplayer Game, Opponents, Outsmart, Popular, PvE, PvP, remake, Thrilling, unique characters, Victory, weapons, Zooba

Mine Battle Arena is a thrilling multiplayer game that combines the excitement of Zooba with the creativity of Minecraft. Players can engage in intense battles in a variety of arenas, using unique characters and weapons to outsmart their opponents. This remake offers a fresh take on the popular battle royale genre. Join the fun and see if you have what it takes to emerge victorious in Mine Battle Arena!

mc.mineba.xyz

ColdVanilla

Anarchy, Bases, classic minecraft, ColdVanilla, epic base, Farms, fight to the death, Friends, hang out, Homes, meet-up, no grief prevention, No Keep Inventory, no land claiming, Protected Spawn, PvP, Raids, Spawn, Teleport, Tpa, TRADES

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and /tpa so that you can quickly get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On ColdVanilla, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

coldvanilla.wtrh.pl:10017

Haven’t Flocked Up Yet! Just regular Survival, sorry Bedrock amigos!

Adventure, amigos, Ars Nouveau, Automation and Technology, Backpacks, bedrock, Blood Magic, Building and Decoration, Create Stuff & Additions, Croptopia, DECORATIVE BLOCKS, dungeon crawl, farmers delight, Farming and Cooking, flocked, havent, Immersive Engineering, Magic, Modded, Refined Storage, regular, sophisticated storage, storage solutions, Survival, Tinkers Construct, When Dungeons Arise, Xaero’s minimap

Welcome to HavenFlock Modded Minecraft Server

Join Our Modded Minecraft Server: HavenFlock!

Server IP	67.227.25.170:25543
Discord	Join our Discord!

Themes:

Magic: Dive into mystical arts with mods like Blood Magic and Ars Nouveau.
Adventure: Explore new structures and dungeons with When Dungeons Arise and Dungeon Crawl.
Automation and Technology: Create complex machinery and automation systems with Industrial Foregoing and Create Stuff & Additions.
Farming and Cooking: Enhance your agricultural experience with Farmer’s Delight and Croptopia.
Storage Solutions: Keep your items organized and accessible with Sophisticated Storage and Refined Storage.
Building and Decoration: Beautify your world with Decorative Blocks and Macaw’s Furniture.

Featured Mods:

Create Stuff & Additions: Elevate your automation and engineering projects.
Xaero’s Minimap: Never get lost with a detailed and customizable minimap.
Industrial Foregoing: Advanced machinery and automation tools.
When Dungeons Arise: Explore intricate and challenging dungeons.
Tinkers’ Construct: Craft and customize powerful tools and weapons.
Farmer’s Delight: Enrich your farming experience with new crops and cooking recipes.
Sophisticated Storage & Backpacks: Organize your items with style and efficiency.
Immersive Engineering: Dive into a world of realistic engineering projects.
Blood Magic: Harness dark powers and rituals to gain extraordinary abilities.

Why Join HavenFlock?

Friendly Community: Meet and play with like-minded Minecraft enthusiasts.
Regular Events: Participate in exciting events and challenges.
Dedicated Staff: Our team is here to ensure a smooth and enjoyable experience.
Custom Features: Unique additions and modifications to enhance your gameplay.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to modded gameplay, HavenFlock has something for everyone. Don’t miss out on the adventure—join our server and become part of our amazing community!

See you in the game!

Nerissa’s Crafty Server – Minecraft Server

#youtube, advent, anniversary, Art Tags, BlueBird Cover, collab, Crafty, demon of sound, hololive en, Karaoke, Lilium cover, lover of idols, merch, Minecraft, nerissa ravencroft, Nerissas, Ope, original song, Salamander, Say my name, Server, STREAMS, tiktok, twitter, twitter space, Zatsudan

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have the one and only Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent! She’ll serenade you with karaoke while you mine for diamonds like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that we had to mention it for the 424th time. Why? Because it’s just that awesome. Plus, we have exclusive original songs like “Say My Name” and covers that will blow your mind.

Join us for insane adventures, crazy antics, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of something truly special. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

SMP: wtfisBludDoing Minecraft SMP

bewildered, bewildered expression, Blud, Confused, confused face, Lost, Minecraft, perplexed, puzzled, puzzled expression, puzzled look, Questioning, quizzical, smp, Uncertain, uncertain actions, Unsure, what are you doing, what is going on, what is happening, what the f***, WTF, wtfisBludDoing

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is a complete circus of chaos and craziness! We’ve got players riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and even hosting impromptu dance parties in the Nether.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by a group of mischievous players who have a penchant for filling your house with llamas or turning your entire base into a giant cake. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of mods to keep things interesting, like a gravity-defying block that turns everything upside down or a potion that makes you shrink to the size of an ant.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer madness that awaits you. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for that sneaky player who’s trying to steal your diamonds while you’re not looking. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

CultureCraft WeddingWars

Apology, classism, cultural appreciation, cultural appropriation, cultural diversity, cultural dress, cultural heritage, cultural identity, cultural sensitivity, culture, CultureCraft, floral garden, formal attire, Friend, hanbok, misunderstanding, Outshine, racism, Traditional, Wedding, WeddingWars, White wedding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a wedding? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to outshine your friends with your extravagant builds and beautiful skins.

Just like the bride who couldn’t handle a little competition, our server is full of players who will do anything to be the center of attention. Wear your cultural attire with pride and watch as others try to bring you down for being too fabulous.

Don’t worry about confirming your outfit choices with anyone, just show up and show out! And if anyone tries to call you out for stealing the spotlight, just remind them that you’re the real star of the show.

Join now for a wedding-worthy experience that will leave you feeling like a princess, or at least a drama queen!

MehTouristSpotMC SMP

disappointing travel experiences, disappointing vacation, MehTouristSpotMC, overhyped destinations, overrated attractions, popular tourist destination, smp, tourist attractions, tourist disappointments, tourist letdowns, tourist spots, tourist traps, travel destinations, travel disappointment, travel experiences, travel letdown stories, travel letdowns, travel regrets, underwhelming, underwhelming vacations, vacation letdowns

Are you tired of boring tourist traps and looking for a new adventure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time visiting overrated landmarks when you can join our server and explore a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious shenanigans?

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, battle against a horde of evil chickens plotting world domination, or even participate in our annual “Build-a-Llama” competition where the most creative llama creation wins a lifetime supply of virtual cookies!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. So say goodbye to boring tourist destinations and hello to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!