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Livin’ La Vida Minecraft

Adventure, amazing, appreciation, beauty, Connection, Existence, Experience, Exploration, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, joy, Life, Livin, Living, Minecraft, MOMENTS, purpose, relationships, Self Discovery, VIDA, Wonder

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

The most amazing thing about living is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of endless possibilities and epic adventures. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

LGBTQ+ Land Minecraft Server

activism, Ban, civil rights, controversy, discrimination, equality, freedom of speech, georgia, Georgia news, HUMAN RIGHTS, Land, legislation, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Parliament, Politics, Propaganda, protest, Server, Social Issues, Vote

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Crops Grown:	9466
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can build rainbow houses and have unicorns as pets, but then georgia’s parliament is all like “no way, we ban all that lgbt propaganda!” but we’re like, nah bro, come join our server and spread the love and rainbows everywhere! who needs parliament when you can have a virtual world full of glitter and sparkles? join us and let’s show georgia what real fun looks like! #minecraftpride #unicornsforever 🌈🦄

PagingDisasterMC

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Votes:	1225
Mines Excavated:	4931	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	129

LOL come join our Minecraft server, where explosions are only virtual and no one gets hurt (well, except for maybe your ego when you get wrecked by a creeper)! we promise not to blow up your pager like those poor souls in Lebanon, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. plus, our server is so lit that even the health officials are talking about it – they’re probably just jealous they can’t join in on the fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s explode some blocks together! BOOM! 🧨💥🔥

Genus Last Humans – Minecraft

adaptation, anthropology, Evolution, genetic diversity, genetic inheritance, Genus, homo sapiens, Human Behavior, human civilization, human culture, human development, human evolution, human history, human intelligence, human society, human species, humans, last of our genus, Minecraft, modern humans, species extinction, successful species, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna be like a modern human but in minecraft form. we r the last of our genus cuz we r so gud at minecraft. u can build epic bases, fight off creepers, and even tame a dragon (not rlly but it sounds cool). plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who will trade u rare items for emeralds. so come join us and be part of the most successful species in minecraft history.

Starry Night Turbulence – Minecraft Server

brush strokes, conclusions, hidden turbulence, Minecraft, night, Physicists, SCALING, scientists, Server, Starry, starry night, Turbulence, van Gogh

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Crops Grown:	5350
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered hidden turbulence in van Gogh’s Starry Night painting! our scientists have measured the scaling of the brush strokes and it’s like, totally mind-blowing, dude. if you want to experience the ultimate artistic adventure while building epic structures in minecraft, this is the place to be. plus, our pixel art gallery is out of this world! join now and unleash your inner artistic genius!

Paciific One Block

Cross-Play, exceptional support, Explore, Gaming, improve, Minecraft, OneBlock, opportunities, Pacific Network, Pacific One Block, quality service, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

**Welcome to Pacific Network!**

We are delighted to have you with us. At Pacific Network, our goal is to offer you the best hours of gaming.

Whether you’re here to explore new opportunities, improve your Minecraft experience, we’re committed to providing you with quality service and exceptional support.

Thank you for trusting us.

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🌟 Join the “Underwhelming Revolution SMP” and prepare for slightly above average Minecraft adventures! 🌟

Adventures, Average, bedrock edition, Community, console, Economy, Enchants, Friends, Grief Prevention, java edition, Jobs, Join, Minecraft, mobile, pay to win, Player Shops, Plugins, PORT, Prepare, Quests, revolution, Servers, slightly, smp, underwhelming, Updates, Uptime

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	651	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1425	Love Letters Sent:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	3472	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422	Farms Harvested:	764
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Revolution SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that unfolds with every new adventurer. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or just looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

New Update 1.21 Features
Custom Enchants, Grief Prevention, Anti Pay-to-Win, Jobs, Player Shops, Quests, and more!

Why Choose Us?
Community Focused, Friendly Environment, Constant Updates, Balanced Economy, 24/7 Uptime.

How To Join – Java Edition (Computer/PC)
Launch Minecraft. Click “Multiplayer.” Click “Add Server.” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com. Click “Done” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console)
In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab. Click “Add Friend.” Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive). Click “Add Friend.” After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join! Or In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab. Click “Add Server.” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com. Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627. Click “Save” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console)

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab.
Click “Add Friend.”
Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive).
Click “Add Friend.”
After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

Or

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab.
Click “Add Server.”
Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com.
Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627.
Click “Save” and join the server!

We can’t wait to see you in Revolution SMP!

Obsessive Crafters Minecraft Server

aspergers, belief in the paranormal, Crafters, Fortean Times, high functioning retardation, horror films, intelligence, magazine enthusiast, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, Obsessive, OCD, Paranormal, reading magazines, retro gamer, schizophrenia, scream, Server, Smart, special interests, supernatural experiences, video games, writing prose

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Villages Defended:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed genius with OCD, Asperger’s, and a love for reading magazines. But don’t worry, they write prose surprisingly well for someone with “high functioning retardation” (their words, not ours).

Join our server for a chance to witness some crazy paranormal activity, or maybe just a really elaborate prank by our resident schizophrenic (or maybe just really smart) owner. With magazines like Fortean Times, Retro Gamer, and Scream as their favorites, you know you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the supernatural or horror films along the way. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.

> Just 2 More Weeks Until We Get AGI… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Ores Mined:	6302	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Potions Brewed:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, rumor has it that in just 2 short weeks, we’ll be getting our hands on some top-secret AGI technology. What’s AGI, you ask? Oh, just some super advanced artificial intelligence that will revolutionize the way we play Minecraft. Imagine having a robot companion to mine for you while you sit back and sip on a virtual margarita. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have witnessed its majesty swear it’s real. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find the Diamond Chicken and become the richest player in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our zany Minecraft SMP today and prepare for an adventure like no other. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world. See you there, fellow gamers!

CookedDishCraft Minecraft Server

APPRECIATIVE, baby, Baby Care, busy, CAR, Cooked Dish, CookedDishCraft, family, Friends, gift cards, Meal, Minecraft, Not Traveling, NYC, Server, sister-in-law, Subway, Support, Uber, walk, WIBTA, work

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Farms Harvested:	408
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of not having a car in NYC! Our server is all about supporting each other, just like the outpouring of support you received after having a baby.

Join us for the chance to receive virtual gift cards from your fellow players, because let’s face it, no one has a car to bring you meals in Minecraft either.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so close-knit that even your sister-in-law will cook you a virtual meal and expect you to pick it up in-game. Don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a virtual Uber or subway to make the journey easier.

So come join us and show your appreciation by picking up that virtual meal, or risk being judged by our virtual community for not being appreciative enough. It’s a whole thing, but hey, it’s all in good fun on our crazy Minecraft server!