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BroBILdoxxedMe Minecraft Server

advice needed, Boundaries, boundaries respected, BroBILdoxxedMe, brother-in-law, business profiles, career move, Communication, Competition, Confrontation, confrontational situation, ethical concerns, family dynamics, Industry, Job, LinkedIn, Minecraft, personal information, personal number, privacy, Professionalism, Server, work relationships

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the creepers can’t blow up your personal information like Bob did to this poor soul! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the moment Bob called our player on their personal number.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about your brother-in-law Jake leaking your info to the competition. Instead, you’ll be too busy dodging virtual arrows and building epic structures to even think about real-life drama.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of facing off against bosses like Bob in a virtual world, all while crafting your own destiny? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret office number hidden in a dungeon somewhere.

Don’t let Bob get you down, join our Minecraft server today and let the adventures begin!

Bathroom Duty for Dinner? NOPE!

bathroom, bathroom duty, Chores, cleanliness, Cooking, cooking preferences, cooking skills, Dinner, Duty, family, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, household chores, household responsibilities, meal prep, Négotiation, nope, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, Siblings, teenager chores

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3993	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Void Armor Forged:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than cleaning a gross bathroom? Look no further! Join our server where cooking skills are celebrated and bathroom cleaning is banned!

We understand the struggle of having to clean up after your siblings’ bathroom mess, which is why we offer a virtual escape to a world where you can cook up a storm without worrying about dirty toilets. Plus, we have a strict “no bathroom cleaning” policy in place!

Join us and show off your culinary creations while avoiding the dreaded chore of cleaning up after others. Who needs a sparkling bathroom when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Come join us and leave the bathroom cleaning behind for good!

StrangerTalksMC SMP

bonding with strangers, chance meeting, Connection, deep talk, engaging dialogue, exchanging perspectives, forming a connection, Human Connection, meaningful interaction, meeting new people, memorable conversation, random encounter, serendipitous moment, sharing stories, smp, sparking a connection, stranger, StrangerTalksMC, thought-provoking discussion, Unexpected Encounter, unforgettable chat, unique experience

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8534	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Star Shards Collected:	284	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting conversation you have is about what color sheep you found? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wacky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Join us for epic quests like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod, or building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses because why not? Our community is full of quirky individuals who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and make ridiculous memories, then come join us! Who knows, you might just end up in a heated debate with a talking cow about the best way to bake a cake. The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Crafting for Love

alone, Crafting, DATING, embracing singlehood, flying solo, independent, looking for love, love, love life, not in a relationship, Relationship Status, self-partnered, single, single and happy, single and loving it, single and ready to mingle, Single life, Solo, solo journey, unattached, uncommitted

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	9009
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Mines Excavated:	3102
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Are you so single that even the Ender Dragon won’t swipe right on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save your love life! Join us and you’ll have more virtual companions than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our players are so friendly, they’ll even help you mine for that special someone. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers exploding hearts all around you? So come on, join our server and let’s craft some love connections!

Mystic Paradis

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeons, Earth, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, gameplay, KitPvP, Mini Games, Minigames, Mods, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranking, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Animals Bred:	185
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8910
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

[1.21] | Mystical paradise | It is one of the newest networks in the world with the most popular game modes! In it you can find 1 game mode with several customs. servers for our players, you can enjoy • CUSTOM SURVIVAL • COMING SOON SKYBLOCK • FACTIONS • and MUCH more with our amazing and growing community of top players!

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Banana Sandwich: Where you can fight mobs by throwing sandwiches at them

active members, Armor stand arms, banana, Contact, Dedicated player base, Diamond Economy, Discord, Fight, Fun Events, hermitcraft, Invisible item frames, Join, lower 20s, mobs, new players, no cheating, No Griefing, Playerheads, rules, sandwich, sandwiches, smp, Throwing, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist, wide range

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Votes:	5003	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magic Items Found:	3022	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	2-month-old SMP, whitelisted
Server Version	1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Addons	Minimal addons: Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames
Player Base	Dedicated player base + Fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	Basic rules: no griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join thru the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided above.

Q: What is the average age range of players on the server?

A: The average age range is lower 20s but we have a wide range of ages.

Q: Are new players welcome?

A: Yes, the server is friendly to new players.

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: Fun events are hosted for players to enjoy.

Crafty Calculator Minecraft Server

academic pressure, academic stress, Calculator, college struggles, coping mechanisms, Crafty, CS degree, day drinking, end up day drinking, feeling overwhelmed, math frustration, math problems, mental health, Minecraft, procrastination, questioning choices, regretting CS degree, seeking help, self-doubt, Server, stress relief, struggling with math, Time management, try to do math

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Age Gap Parents Minecraft SMP

age, Age gap parents, age gap relationships, family dynamics, family dynamics revealed, family history, family relationships, Family secrets, family secrets confessed, family secrets exposed, family secrets revealed, family secrets uncovered, gap, generational differences, intergenerational relationships, Minecraft, parental age difference, parents, smp, teenage parents, teenage pregnancy, unconventional family dynamics, unconventional family structure, unconventional parenting

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Votes:	3153
Mines Excavated:	2851	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as my family tree? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and dive into a world where anything is possible.

Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your family secrets. Build your own empire, team up with other players to take on epic quests, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad is actually a wizard or your in-game mom is secretly a dragon in disguise.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are the builds we create. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours you’ll spend laughing your blocky butt off!

MineCraftLoveCo

advice, balance, Boundaries, career, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family, hobbies, long distance, love, MineCraftLoveCo, Music, Passion, Priorities, Reassurance, relationship, sacrifice, Support, trust issues

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9833
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of choosing between your love for music and your sweet but clingy boyfriend? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own musical paradise!

On our server, you can create your own music-themed world where you can jam out to your heart’s content without any interruptions from needy partners. No more canceling plans or lying to your family just to have a few hours of peace.

Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who understand the importance of pursuing your passions. Say goodbye to ultimatums and hello to a community that encourages you to be your best musical self.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the music set you free from relationship drama!

GadgetGuru’s SMP: WearableWonder!

augmented reality, Communication, convenience, Customization, design, Entertainment, fashion, fitness tracker, FUNCTIONALITY, futuristic, GadgetGurus, health monitoring, innovation, long battery life, personal assistant, productivity, smart device, smp, Technology, user-friendly, virtual reality, wearable gadget, WearableWonder

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!

2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.

3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.

4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.