BlockCraft: Brazil Shutdown – Minecraft Server

News, Server, International, Censorship, regulations

so like, this server is so lit that even Elon Musk had to shut down his Brazil operations cuz he couldn’t handle the epicness. our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest adventure of your life. we got dragons that breathe fire and unicorns that poop rainbows. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created. let’s goooooo! 🚀🐉🦄💎🌈

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MuskCraft Server: Ex-Twitter Edition

lawsuit, Ex-Twitter, unfair dismissal, employee rights, ExTwitter

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the owner is, like, an ex-twitter worker who got fired for sending an email to elon musk calling him a ‘hardcore’ dude. now he’s all rich and stuff from winning £470,000 for unfair dismissal. but instead of, like, buying a yacht or something, he decides to create the most epic minecraft server ever.

why should you join, you ask? well, for starters, the owner is, like, super chill and will give you diamonds just for saying hi in the chat. also, there’s a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off creepers with your bare hands.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a giant statue of elon musk in the spawn area? yeah, it’s made entirely out of gold blocks and shoots fireworks out of its eyes every hour on the hour.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as elon musk himself, then come join us for some hardcore fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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MuskVsZuckCraft

tech giants, silicon valley, forgotten battle, Forgotten, facebook

So like, u know how musk and zuckerberg were like totally gonna duke it out but then they forgot cuz they were too busy playing on this EPIC minecraft server? ya, that’s right, this server is so lit that even tech giants can’t resist.

join us and u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. or maybe u’ll find a group of villagers throwing a wild party in the nether. who knows, anything can happen on this server.

oh, and did i mention that herobrine himself is a regular player here? ya, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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RussianCraft – Join our Minecraft server now!

major cryptocurrencies, Excellence, Russian developers, Russian technology, bunker trannies

Are you tired of all the hate towards Russians? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things Russian! Our server is run by a team of Russian tech experts who have created the most epic coding challenges and programming quests for you to conquer. Plus, our antivirus software is so top-notch, it can even protect you from creepers and zombies in the game!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that some of the major cryptocurrencies were actually developed by Russian masterminds on our server. So if you want to be ahead of the game and learn from the best, join us now and show those bunker trannies who’s boss! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get to suck on a Danish cock while you’re at it 😉.

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Blocky Googleplex

Googleplex, Conspiracy Theory, Jew masters, current events, Artificial Intelligence

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the golems have finally had enough of their Jew masters at Google HQ! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where the golems are in charge and the players must prove their worth to survive.

But beware, the golems have some crazy demands like building them giant statues made entirely out of diamonds or creating a pixel art tribute to their leader, Steve the Golem. Will you be able to keep up with their outrageous requests and earn their trust?

Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world where anything is possible!

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Racoon Hideout Minecraft

Welcome to Racoon Hideout – Season 2!

Description:

A land of adventure, creativity, and friendships waiting to be forged!

Racoon Hideout isn’t just another Minecraft server—it’s a community-driven world built by and for players like you. Whether you’re an explorer, builder, trader, or competitor, there’s a place for you here.

What Makes Us Special?

Custom Biomes & Structures	A breathtaking world filled with hand-crafted landscapes, hidden ruins, and unique locations waiting to be discovered.
Custom Items	Equip special gear and collectibles that add a fresh twist to gameplay—without breaking the vanilla experience.
Thriving Economy & Player Shops	Rent your own shop in our marketplace, trade with others, and become the richest raccoon in town!
Cosmetic-Only Store	Want to stand out? Our store features only non-pay-to-win cosmetics—no unfair advantages here!
Mini-Games & Events	Take a break from survival and jump into mini-games, tournaments, and special events hosted by the community!
Java & Bedrock Crossplay	Play with friends on any platform—no limitations, just fun.
A Friendly, Tight-Knit Community	We may be small, but we’re passionate, welcoming, and here to stay.

Server Information

Server Name:	Racoon Hideout
Version:	Play on any version!
Gameplay:	Mostly vanilla, enhanced with quality-of-life features
Crossplay:	Java & Bedrock supported

Join Our Community!

Whether you’re here to survive, build, trade, or compete, Racoon Hideout is the perfect place to start your journey.

Join us today and become part of something amazing!

Join Our Discord

Get updates, chat with players, and help shape the future of the server!

See you in the Hideout!

Enchanted Isles 1.20

Rumors, filmography, celebrity nudity, PERSONAL LIFE, on-screen nudity

OH EM GEE, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a chance to see Anya Taylor-Joy’s boobs or vag!

Like, who even needs to watch movies when you can be exploring our server and possibly catching a glimpse of some celebrity skin?!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server ever created – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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ColorblindCraft

confusion, colorblindness, ColorblindCraft, TRex, Blue

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a T-rex on roller skates? Look no further! Our server is like a MASSIVE 5 story indoor dino playground, but with pixelated blocks instead of bones.

Join us and get your hands on wristbands with chips that let you complete quests and earn prizes. Choose from 4 different bracelets, each with a different color gradient and a silhouette of a dino. It’s like choosing your starter Pokemon, but with prehistoric creatures!

Just like the mom who couldn’t tell a Triceratops from a parasaurolophus, you’ll be faced with tough decisions. But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’re just here for the blue ones. And if you get confused, just blame it on being colorblind like our heroic employee did!

So come on down to our server, where the dinosaurs are pixelated and the quests are as confusing as a mom trying to pick the “blue one.” Join now and let the madness begin!

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AnimalCrimeSMP

AnimalCrimeSMP

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wild west but with blocks! We have a whole town run by llamas, yes LLAMAS! They wear tiny sheriff hats and arrest chickens for jaywalking, it’s hilarious. And don’t even get me started on the pig mafia, they control the black market for carrots and potatoes. It’s a total pig-eat-pig world out there, but it’s so much fun!

But seriously, if animals could commit crimes, I think the sheep would be arrested the most. They’re always causing trouble, like stealing wool from other sheep or breaking into the farmer’s house to eat all his wheat. Plus, have you ever seen a sheep try to drive a minecart? It’s a disaster waiting to happen. So come join our crazy SMP and see for yourself, it’s a total zoo in here!

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HangryCraft: Where even Ballerinas need to eat!

DAUGHTER, HangryCraft, Ballerina, neglect, neglect case

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the admins are like ballerinas but instead of dancing, they’re building epic structures and slaying dragons with their mad skills.

So get this, the server is so lit that even ballerinas’ parents are getting jailed for neglecting their daughter because she was too busy playing on the server and forgot to eat. Like, they were all like “Sorry officer, we were too busy watching our daughter become a Minecraft legend to remember to feed her.”

Join this server for the most epic builds, the craziest adventures, and the chance to become a Minecraft ballerina legend. Plus, who knows, maybe your parents will get jailed for neglecting you too because you’re too busy dominating the server. YOLO, amirite?

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Silicon Valley

Welcome to Racoon Hideout – Season 2!

What Makes Us Special?

Join Our Community!