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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 9108 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Mines Excavated: | 1309 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
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