Imagine trying to explain your feelings to your parents, only to have your mom interrupt with “It was just a brownie.” Who knew dessert could cause so much drama? But fear not, on our server, we promise not to interrupt your heartfelt conversations with talk of baked goods.
And if you’re worried about family dynamics affecting your gameplay, don’t fret! Our server is a safe space where you can escape the chaos and focus on building your dream house with your fiancé. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?
So join us on this crazy adventure where you can leave the family drama behind and focus on creating your own little family in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with mom’s brownie interruptions.
join us if you wanna build a castle made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, because why not? we don’t follow the rules, just like how the Crown Prince does whatever he wants.
plus, we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons, just waiting for you to find them. so come join us and let’s create chaos together, because who needs politics when you have Minecraft?
Picture this: you’re swimming in the ocean, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden underwater cave filled with lithium-rich briny water. All you gotta do is scoop it up with a bucket and BAM! You’ve got yourself a whole bunch of lithium without breaking a sweat.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of lithium-loving dolphins who will guide you to the best mining spots and protect you from any pesky creepers that try to ruin your day. Plus, our server is 100% eco-friendly, so you can mine to your heart’s content without worrying about damaging the environment.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of extracting lithium like never before. Trust us, once you go briny water, you’ll never go back!
| About Marthia Nations |
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| Join Marthia Nations: https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe |
| Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community. |
| Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more! |
| Q: How long has Marthia Nations been around? | A: Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade. |
| Q: What plugins does Marthia Nations offer? | A: Marthia Nations offers plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more. |
| Q: Can I build an empire on Marthia Nations? | A: Yes, Marthia Nations allows players to build empires and battle with ships and planes. |
| Q: How can I join Marthia Nations? | A: You can join Marthia Nations by following the invitation link provided above. |
Join us and you’ll find yourself facing off against zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing wolves.
So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!
Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within the Nether.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama-powered tanks. Will you join them or will you stop their evil plans?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and leave your sanity at the door!
Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating social interconnections that make you wish you could just dig a hole and hide in it – Witness the epic showdown between a waitress with an OnlyFans and a boyfriend with a terrible apology game – Enjoy the silent treatment from friends who pretend not to notice the chaos around them – Be a part of a community where middle school fights are the norm and apologizing for things you didn’t do is a rite of passage
So come on in and join the fun! Who needs actual gameplay when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained? Remember, on our server, the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers are the friendships!