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Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ores Mined:	7093
Star Shards Collected:	231	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9175
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	1903	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

RiskTakerMC SMP

achievement, boldness, calculated risk, challenge, courage, Decision making, embracing change, growth, opportunity, overcoming fear, perseverance, pushing boundaries, Risk-taking, RiskTakerMC, seizing the moment, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, trust in intuition, uncertainty

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

BlockyHurtHaven

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

LoyalSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2

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Zonikyo Network

Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dedicated, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, Gamemodes, Gamers, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Updated, Zonikyo Network

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Animals Bred:	150	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

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Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server

Celestial, Champion, Conquer, conqueror, deity, Divine, DOMINATE, Gods, long tail, Minecraft, omnipotent, Overcome, phase, Powerful, prevail, Reign, Server, success, SUPREME, triumph, Victory, winning

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Emeralds Found:	784	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Phase Gods on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Phase Gods are on your side! That’s right, these all-powerful beings will fight alongside you and help you dominate all your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion with the help of the Phase Gods!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pancake, and if you can find the secret syrup fountain hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power of unlimited hunger satisfaction. No more worrying about food in Minecraft ever again!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s the party of a lifetime, and it’s only on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. The Phase Gods are waiting for you!

Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

achievement, athlete, Chads, Competition, determination, emotions, ENERGY, EXCITEMENT, feeling, football, Happiness, inspiration, messi, Minecraft, mood, motivation, positivity, smp, Soccer, sports, success, teamwork

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	3186	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

SoloCraft: No Help Needed!

INDEPENDENCE, Needed, personal growth, realization, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reliance, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-determination, self-empowerment, self-reliant, self-responsibility, SoloCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2161
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
New Chunks Explored:	353606	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, desperately searching for someone to help you build your dream castle? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being abandoned again! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are always willing to lend a hand (or a paw?) in your building endeavors. So come join us and never feel alone in Minecraft again!

CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!

Canadian sovereignty, controversy, CraftyTrudeau, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, India, India-Canada relations, international law, international politics, justin trudeau, mistake, Oops, political fallout, political statement, Prime Minister of Canada, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, trudeau, VIOLATION

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?