Siesta detective Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Peevengers: No Stops, Just Blocks!

aita, blocks, Boys, cousin, cousins, Driving, embarrassed, EMBARRASSING, emergency, family, gas station, highway, Humiliation, mad, not pulling over, Pee, pee break, Peevengers, Siblings, Stops, tmi, travel urinal

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a safe and pee-free environment for all players! Just like the OP’s cousin, Joseph, who had a little accident in the car, you never know when nature will call while you’re playing. But fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “pee-vention” policy in place to ensure that all players have access to travel urinals in case of emergencies.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your virtual world while holding in your bladder like never before! Who needs gas stations when you have a Minecraft server that’s always ready to accommodate your urgent needs? So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together as we navigate the wild world of Minecraft and bodily functions! Remember, on our server, there’s never a dull moment – or a dry pair of pants!

FactoidFrenzy Minecraft Server

astonishing facts, bizarre information, curious facts, FactoidFrenzy, fascinating tidbits, Fun facts, interesting facts, intriguing facts, little known facts, mind blowing facts, Minecraft, obscure facts, Random facts, remarkable knowledge, Server, surprising facts, Trivia, uncommon knowledge, uncommon trivia, unique facts, unknown knowledge, unusual information, weird facts

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Potions Brewed:	115	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds and emeralds? It’s true! Our server is home to the legendary Llama Knights who roam the land in search of epic loot and hilarious adventures. Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

RegrettableSecretsMC

BETRAYAL, confession, discretion, friendship, Guilt, Honesty, mistake, privacy, regret, RegrettableSecretsMC, relationship, secret, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4321
Alien Abductions:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spill all your juiciest secrets!

Join us and confess that time you accidentally ate a whole cake meant for your friend’s birthday, or the time you tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly (spoiler alert: it didn’t).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Secret Society of Sheep, where members dress up as sheep and plot world domination. Will you join their woolly ranks or stand against them in an epic battle for control of the server?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of secrets, sheep, and shenanigans! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless someone spills the beans to a creeper).

RedstoneRiot Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Combat, Conflict, death, dies, Ex-SDF, extremism, Foreign, International, intervention, member, Military, Minecraft, News, Politics, RedstoneRiot, Russian forces, SECURITY, Server, Soldier, Tragedy, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Magic Items Found:	5143	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Join our epic Minecraft server and avoid the fate of this poor SDF member who thought he could take on the Russian forces in Ukraine! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about real life drama and get lost in a world of blocky adventures and epic battles. Plus, we have a secret stash of enchanted diamonds hidden in the depths of the Nether – only the bravest players can find them! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyDefenceEU

Alliance, border control, cooperation, CraftyDefenceEU, Cyber Security, Defense, defense spending, Europe, Gaps, Infrastructure, intelligence, Military, nato, Protection, readiness, response, SECURITY, strategy, Surveillance, Threats, vulnerabilities

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Farms Harvested:	692	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

lol, u know what’s more fun than gaping holes in defences? our minecraft server, where u can build ur own defences and protect ur land from creepers and zombies and all that jazz. join us for a wild ride of crafting, exploring, and maybe even finding some hidden treasure (jk, there’s no treasure, but it sounded cool). plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamond swords and enchanted armor, so u better join before someone else raids it. come on, what are u waiting for? NATO can handle their own holes, but can u handle the challenge of our server? join now and let the madness begin!

ChoreCraft: Karate Kid Edition

1980s, ChoreCraft, Chores, classic, Coming of Age, Dedication, discipline, Edition, friendship, karate, Kid, Kids, life lessons, Martial Arts, Mentorship, Movie, Mr. Miyagi, Nostalgia, older people, perseverance, The Karate Kid, Tricked, wax on wax off

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Star Shards Collected:	251	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some blocks and stuff, when suddenly you see this server and you’re like, “Whoa, what’s this all about?” Well, let me tell ya, this server is like the Karate Kid of Minecraft servers.

You know how the Karate Kid had to do all those crazy chores for Mr. Miyagi? Well, on this server, you gotta do all these wacky tasks for the admins. But get this, the admins are actually ancient Minecraft masters who will teach you secret techniques to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

I’m talkin’ karate-choppin’ creepers, roundhouse kickin’ zombies, and judo-flippin’ skeletons. Plus, rumor has it that if you complete all the tasks, you’ll unlock the legendary Diamond Fist of Fury, which lets you punch through bedrock like it’s butter.

So, if you wanna become a Minecraft ninja and learn from the best, join this server now! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got the power of karate on your side?

FlyFrenzyMC – Reduce, Reuse, Fly!

Australian scientists, bioengineering, Black soldier flies, climate change mitigation, common fly species, environmental sustainability, Fly, FlyFrenzyMC, genetic modification, genetically engineer, innovative technology, insect bioconversion, insect farming, methane emissions, organic waste, planet-warming methane, Reduce, reuse, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable solutions, waste decomposition, waste management, waste recycling, waste reduction

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? Australian scientists be out here playin’ God and shiz, genetically engineerin’ flies to eat all our trash. Like, these flies be eatin’ up all the garbage, helpin’ save the planet from global warmin’ and stuff. And get this, they even eatin’ up that stank methane that comes from organic waste breakin’ down. It’s like a fly buffet up in here, fam. Join our Minecraft server and be part of the fly revolution, where we build a world where flies rule and trash drools. It’s gonna be lit, trust.

Therg Craft

activities, Adventure, Bedwars, Community, Diverse, dynamic, Events, Experience, game modes, in game, KitPvP, Minecraft, MONEY, Prizes, PvP, Server, Skills, Survival, Survival Games, Therg Craft, Thrilling, vibrant

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to Therg Craft, a dynamic Minecraft server offering a variety of exciting game modes including Survival, PvP, and BedWars. Join us for regular in-game events where you can showcase your skills and even win real money prizes. Our vibrant community and diverse activities ensure there’s always something thrilling to experience. Dive into Therg Craft and start your adventure today!

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LmaoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Farms Harvested:	779	Endless Night Skies:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing with a skeleton.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Lmao Who did this?

AquaFlip SMP – Dive into the Fun!

anti posts, AquaFlip, Dive, flipland, Fun, HMMMMMM, shitposting, smp, suspiciously low, under the water

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underwater flipland that only the bravest adventurers can discover! Our server is filled with hilarious shitposting and we have a strict anti-post policy because we believe in quality memes only.

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the flipland under the water and participate in epic battles against the evil anti-posters who are trying to sabotage our fun. Who knows, you might even find the legendary meme sword that can banish all bad vibes from the server!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world and let the laughter and chaos ensue!