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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 9051 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s just a typical day on our server! We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a Enderman on a sugar rush.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Your guilty pleasure in life will thank you!