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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 8870 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3062 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
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if you join our server, you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden nuggets and a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. we also have a secret underground disco party where all the zombies bust a move to thriller.
our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join. so what you waiting for? come join the madness and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
