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CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7021
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode and basic building? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Unicorn, whose rainbow farts can teleport you to the far reaches of the map in seconds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of potatoes. Join his loyal subjects in epic potato battles and potato building contests.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

GrapefruitCraft Minecraft Server

budgeting, citrus fruit, dieting, fat grapefruit, food expenses, Fruit, fruit shopping, GrapefruitCraft, grocery shopping, health benefits, Healthy Eating, indulgence, juicy fruit, Life, Minecraft, pith, self-care, Server, spend money, treat yourself, vitamin C, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	500	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can spend all your hard-earned money on a fat grapefruit! But wait, there’s more – this grapefruit is filled with nothing but pith! Live out your wildest citrus dreams as you navigate through a world where the only currency is grapefruit pith.

Join us for epic adventures, like the time a player built a giant grapefruit castle that was attacked by a horde of angry lemons. Or the time someone discovered a secret underground cave filled with rare pith treasures.

So why wait? Come join us on this insane Minecraft server and see where your grapefruit-filled journey takes you!

DadBod Redemption Minecraft Server

abandonment, anger, DadBod, emotional baggage, family dynamics, family history, father daughter relationship, forgiveness, generational trauma, healing, Minecraft, personal growth, RAGE, reconciliation, Redemption, Sadness, self reflection, self worth, Server, Sperm donor, strained relationships, terrible father

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	0
Villages Defended:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and create your own epic adventures! Looking for a place to unleash your anger and build something amazing? Look no further!

Join us and let out all your frustrations in the form of pixelated blocks. Just like how this player went off on their dad, you can go off on creepers and zombies in our world. Build your own empire and show everyone who’s boss!

And hey, if you’re feeling like you need some family drama in your virtual life, we’ve got plenty of villagers with their own crazy stories to keep you entertained. Who needs a toxic dad when you have a whole virtual community to interact with?

So come on down to our server and let loose! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some long-lost relatives in the form of Minecraft mobs. It’s a wild world out there, and we’re here to make it even wilder!

SisterSaysNoMumNoMinecraft

Communication Issues, controlling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family home, family relationships, Family Support, financial independence, INDEPENDENCE, judgmental behavior, older sister, personal boundaries, relationship boundaries, Respect, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisterSaysNoMumNoMinecraft, work opportunities, younger sister

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	224125
Falling into the Void:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	124	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6635	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with controlling siblings!

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can finally be in control of your own destiny, without any judgment or interference from pesky older sisters. Our server is a safe space for you to express yourself freely and enjoy the company of like-minded players who just want to have fun.

Explore our vast virtual landscapes and embark on epic adventures with your new friends, all while leaving the drama of family relationships behind. Who needs a bossy older sister when you can have a loyal Minecraft buddy by your side?

So come on, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Leave the real world drama at the door and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself. And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun!

MythBusters Minecraft Server

common misconceptions, common myths, cultural myths, debunked myths, false beliefs, folklore, historical myths, Legends, Minecraft, modern myths, myth busting, MythBusters, mythical stories, mythological beings, mythological creatures, old wives tales, Popular misconceptions, popular myths, Server, superstitions, tall tales, Urban Legends, widely believed myths

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2690
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Star Shards Collected:	202

Have you heard the myth that diamonds are the rarest resource in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret hidden realm where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Join us and become the blingiest player in all the land!

But that’s not all – we also have a magical potion that turns creepers into friendly pet cats! No more worrying about those explosive green menaces, now they’ll just purr and cuddle up to you like a fluffy little ball of TNT.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dive into our lava-filled volcano biome? Rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest at the bottom filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. Just watch out for the fire-breathing dragons that guard it – they have a taste for noobs!

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you have a world this crazy to explore?

BlockySurvivalFun

BlockySurvivalFun, coping mechanisms, crisis intervention, healing, Hope, inner strength, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, reaching out, resilience, seeking help, self harm, self-care, self-destructive thoughts, suicide awareness, suicide hotline, Suicide prevention, suicide prevention resources, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	8815
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the brink of despair! What stopped you from killing yourself that night? Was it the thought of missing out on our epic server where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance for your entertainment. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and enter a realm of pure madness and hilarity. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

RocketCraft Minecraft Server

aerospace, collaboration, Defense Contracts, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense procurement, defense systems, defense technology, innovation, international relations, Lockheed, Manufacturing, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, Partnership, Poland, Polish industry, rocket launcher, RocketCraft, Server, space exploration, Technology

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

come join our minecraft server and experience the thrill of launching rockets with the polish industry! we have a special deal with lockheed that gives you a front row seat at the rocket launcher table. imagine the chaos of launching rockets while eating pierogies and wearing traditional polish attire. it’s a once in a lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and join us for some out-of-this-world fun!

CraftyCSTOExitPlan

Admit, armenia, chances, Collective Security Treaty Organization, CraftyCSTOExitPlan, CSTO, exit, long tail tags, Moscow, Officials, preventing, Privately, Russian, slim, The Moscow Times

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Farms Harvested:	837

so, liek, u kno how those russian dudes r all liek tryna keep armenia in their club? well, u betta join our minecraft server cuz we got crazier stuff goin on than that drama! like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. plus, our admins are secretly aliens from outer space who will give u unlimited diamonds if u tell them a funny joke. so come join us and be part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history!

CarCrazeCraft

CAR, CarCrazeCraft, combustion, combustion engine, danger, Distance, Driving, Environment, gasoline explosions, noise, Protection, Quiet, Safety, stormy weather, Transportation, tropical storm, Vehicle, vehicle safety, weather, weather conditions, Winds

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

yo, dis server be like dat one time u in da car and u be chillin’ while explosions be happenin’ right outside yo window. but like, it ain’t no thang cuz u be safe and sound in dis crazy Minecraft world. join dis server if u wanna feel da adrenaline rush of survivin’ crazy storms and explosions while buildin’ epic structures. it’s like a rollercoaster ride for yo brain, man. come join da madness!

TraumaCraft: Pain Relief Zone

Alternative Medicine, Chronic pain, elderly care, Emotional healing, geriatric health, holistic approach., mental health, mind-body connection, new therapy, older adults, Pain, pain management, pain reduction, pain relief, pain symptoms, past trauma, psychological intervention, Psychotherapy, Relief, research, stress-related emotions, trauma therapy, TraumaCraft, Zone

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Endless Night Skies:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

yo, u ever feel like ur minecraft experience is just a pain in the butt? well, fear not my fellow blockheads, cuz we got the solution for u! our server is like therapy for ur minecraft woes, we confront all ur past trauma and stress-related emotions that make u wanna rage quit. join us and say goodbye to chronic pain and hello to epic builds and good vibes. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and start healing ur minecraft soul!