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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 2582 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Void Gems Collected: | 34 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3943 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the wildest place to be, man. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for, like, two emeralds. it’s a total party up in here.
oh, and get this, the admin of the server once challenged a wither to a dance off and won. true story, bro. now the wither is the official DJ of the server, spinning sick beats all night long.
and don’t even get me started on the players. we got a dude who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, and another guy who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. it’s like a circus meets a rave meets a medieval fantasy land.
so if you wanna join the most epic, insane, off-the-walls minecraft server of all time, hit us up. but be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. it’s that addictive, man.
