shouldntbealive Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HairCraftGlobeTrotters

different hair types, diverse hair, Diversity, Global, global beauty, global hair, hair around the world, hair distribution, hair diversity, hair patterns, hair textures, hair types, hair variety, HairCraftGlobeTrotters, Hairs, International, multicultural, spread out, varied hair, world, worldwide

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

come join our minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear sunglasses. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers drop sick beats. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind the ender dragon.

we have a pet chicken named cluckington who gives out free hugs to all new players. our trees grow candy instead of leaves and our oceans are made of liquid gold.

if you join our server, you will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows. our villagers are all professional dancers and our nether portal leads to a dimension filled with talking potatoes.

so come on down to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of sanity). join us and become part of the most epic adventure of your minecraft life. our hairs must be quite spread out around the world, so why not join the fun?

Tiny Town Toxic Factions – The Noobiest Factions Server Ever!

Chat, Crates, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, Discord, Envoys, Factions, IP- toxic-network.com, MCMMO, Mods, new season, Nice, Noobiest, Open to new plugins, Outpost, OWNER, Plug-in Suggestions, Raiding, Repaid Signs, Server, Small Community, Small community non op factions server, Tiny, TOWN, TOXIC

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Ores Mined:	1904	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Features
Custom Enchants
Envoys
Outpost
MCMMO
Repaid Signs
RAIDING
Crates
Custom Items
Plug-in Suggestions

Small community nice Non-op factions server come join! New season just started, season 1. Come join us the owner and mods are great! They talk in chat and in discord. Open to new plug-ins. Everything you would want in a small community non op factions server! IP- toxic-network.com

FAQ

What are the custom enchants available on the server?

Some of the custom enchants include [insert custom enchants here].

Can I suggest new plugins for the server?

Yes, the server is open to new plugin suggestions.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP toxic-network.com in your Minecraft client.

VoteCraft Server

casting my ballot, Civic Duty, civic engagement, Democracy, democratic process, election, exercising my civic duty, exercising my right, Making A Difference, making my voice heard, participating in democracy, political participation, political responsibility, Server, VoteCraft, voted, voter turnout, voting in America, voting in elections, voting is important, voting matters, voting rights

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	979371	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds.

Oh, did I mention that our server has a petting zoo filled with baby zombies riding on the backs of chickens? It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, I voted.

Workout Eats Minecraft Server

#workout, calorie tracker, diet app, Eats, exercise app, exercise recommendations, fitness app, fitness goals, fitness tracker, food tracking, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, meal planning, meal prep, meal suggestions, Minecraft, muscle gain, nutrition app, personalized nutrition, Server, weight loss, workout app, workout nutrition, workout planner

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Secret Passages Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old food apps telling you to eat healthy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the ultimate solution for all your dietary needs! Join us and we’ll give you personalized food recommendations based on your in-game activities. Mine a lot of diamonds? Time for a steak dinner! Killed a bunch of creepers? Carb-load with some delicious bread! Trust us, our food app is so advanced, it can even tell you what to eat to work out in the game. So come join us and let your taste buds go on a wild adventure!

DriveOrDie Minecraft Server

apprenticeship, Argument, Breakup, camera flash, consequences, construction site management, court date, DriveOrDie, driving license, Future, job loss, lying.., Minecraft, moral dilemma, mutual friends, Points, relationships, road rules, sacrifice, self-centered, Server, Speeding, UK LAW

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5802
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where speeding tickets can lead to relationship drama, job loss, and betrayal. On our server, anything is possible! Who knew a simple traffic violation could cause so much chaos?

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through alternating speed limits while chatting with your friends. Will you risk it all to save your partner from getting banned, or will you stand your ground and face the consequences?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to create your own outrageous stories on our server. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join today and let the madness begin!

NoBodyTalksHereLOL

aita, body changes, compliments, dieting, disordered patterns, fat shaming, Homeless, mental breakdown, mental health, NoBodyTalksHereLOL, personal boundaries, refusing to talk about my body, self-conscious, strangers, stress, Trauma, trauma reminder, weight, weight loss

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Crops Grown:	8489
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to comment on your blocky body transformation! Are you tired of strangers constantly asking you how you lost weight in the game? Look no further, because on our server, we only care about building epic structures and battling creepers.

Imagine a world where you can mine and craft in peace, without anyone mentioning your pixelated physique. Say goodbye to the endless compliments and questions about your in-game lifestyle changes. Here, we focus on the important things, like creating a virtual paradise and avoiding virtual zombies.

Join our server today and escape the constant reminders of your past pixelated trauma. Build, explore, and conquer without the fear of someone asking if you’ve been eating virtual rice. It’s time to game in peace, because your Minecraft experience should be about fun, not body commentary.

So, are you ready to join a server where your virtual body is your business? Then come on over and let’s craft some crazy adventures together!

CraftyForeigners Minecraft Server

accessibility, America, CraftyForeigners, cuisine, Cultural, Demand, Diversity, Expats, foreigners, Globalization, home country, Immigrant, Imports, International, living in the united states, longing, market, Minecraft, Nostalgia, product, Server, Specialty, Unique, widely available

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Potions Brewed:	154
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Are you tired of not being able to find your favorite foreign snacks in the United States? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a magical portal to all the delicious treats from around the world! Imagine munching on Japanese Kit Kats, French macarons, and Mexican tamales while building epic structures with your friends. And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground market where you can trade rare items like Italian truffles and Swiss watches. So why settle for boring American snacks when you can join us and feast like a king from any corner of the globe? Come hungry, leave happy!

CraftyLoveConnection

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of swiping left on boring conversations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dating app for gamers! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly someone slides into your DMs with a pick-up line so smooth, it’ll make your diamond sword jealous. Join our server and prepare to be wooed by fellow players with messages so weird and wonderful, you’ll forget all about those boring dating apps. Who needs a dating app when you can find love in a blocky world filled with creepers and diamonds? Swipe right on our server and let the love (and the LOLs) begin!

CraftyBuchaMoscow

armenia, Armenian delegation, Bucha, Caucasus region, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBuchaMoscow, diplomatic communication, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign relations, government response, international affairs, Moscow, official visit, political tensions, protest note, russia, Ukraine, Yerevan

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Animals Bred:	139	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a magical Minecraft server where pigs could fly and cows could dance. It was like, the most epic place ever, filled with unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Ender Dragon. That’s right, THREE WISHES! You could wish for diamonds, or a pet creeper, or even a lifetime supply of cake. The possibilities are endless!

Oh, and did I mention that this server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft? It’s called the Fluffy Bunny of Doom, and it’s said to bring good luck and fortune to all who befriend it. So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PixelAccentPorn

Accents, adult accents, adult comedy, adult content, adult entertainment, adult film, Adult Film Industry, adult humor, adult industry, adult roleplay, comedy, dirty talk, Entertainment, funny, humor, PixelAccentPorn, porn, Roleplay, strange accent, unfamiliar accent

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	568926
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Spears Created:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, you know? like, imagine a place where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. yeah, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you’ll find here.

we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).

oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.

plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.

so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.