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Bolted Thunder Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, bard fights spider, best dad, bolted, climb a mountain, ep 6 preview, Epic battles, fantasy series, fantasy world, Friends, gutter, japanese animation, mantiscoin, Minecraft, puppet characters, Puppetry, Server, shika spider, Shou, storytelling, sword fighting, thunder, thunderbolt fantasy

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	4870
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for epic battles between bards and spiders, where the spiders are so shaken by the bard’s sick rhymes that they drop all their loot in fear.

But that’s not all! Watch as Shou and his friends climb a mountain so high, they reach the clouds and find a secret stash of mantiscoin in the gutter. Yes, you heard that right, mantiscoin! The rarest and most valuable currency in all of Minecraft land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous stories that will have you laughing for days. Who needs diamonds when you have mantiscoin in the gutter?

ThreadKiller Minecraft Server

killing, long tail, mau, Minecraft, Server, shit thread, Shou, tags, threadkiller, UMAMAE

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3328
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the only way to defeat them is by tickling their feathers with a feather duster! Or how about participating in our weekly llama rodeo, where players compete to see who can ride the longest without getting spit on?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot in the most ridiculous places, like inside a giant pumpkin or under a lava waterfall.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

GazaBlinkenCraft

blinken, cease-fire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Deal, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., gaza, GazaBlinkenCraft, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, Secretary of State, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	403	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell you, it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that dance the macarena.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cake. another time, a group of players banded together to defeat a giant zombie made of cheese. it was epic, dude.

you gotta join now, because blinken in israel says it’s maybe the last chance for a gaza cease-fire deal. and you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun, do you? come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together. let’s make memories that will last a lifetime. or at least until the next update.

SadCraft2020

150 countries, 2 billion tweets, demand for populism, depression, emotional distress, emotional impact, emotions, global politics, political behavior, political psychology, political rhetoric, populist appeal, public opinion, research, SadCraft2020, Sadness, social media analysis, social media trends., trump, voter sentiment, voters

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Void Gems Collected:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

so, liek, u ever feel sad or depressed cuz of trump’s populism? well, u ain’t alone, bro. dis server is da cure for all dat emotional distress, fo real. we got over 150 countries represented here, all bonding over their shared sadness and depression. we even analyzed 2 billion tweets to prove it. join us and let out all ur feels in da most epic way possible. cuz who needs therapy when u got minecraft, amirite? let’s build a world where sadness and depression are just blocks to be mined and conquered. come join us and let’s make populism cry like a lil baby.

4KidzCraft Minecraft Server

4kidz, 4KidzCraft, activities, Bonding, Childhood, children, creativity, Educational, Entertainment, family, Fun, games, imagination, Kids, learning, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parenting, Playroom, Playtime, Server, Siblings, Toys

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! At 4kidz, we promise a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players defeated a horde of evil zombies with nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that our admin is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of his wand. So come join us at 4kidz for a Minecraft experience like no other!

WalledVsUnwalledMC SMP

Adventure, alternate worlds, Anime, Architecture, Cities, city design, Defensive structures, FANTASY, fictional cities, isekai, Magic, Manga, Preferences, role playing games, smp, storytelling, unwalled cities, Urban planning, walled cities, WalledVsUnwalledMC, world creation, world-building

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Votes:	786	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old towns and cities? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a wacky isekai anime! Choose between living in a walled city where you can feel like a medieval knight or an unwalled city where you can be a sneaky ninja.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where the walled city residents ride into battle on giant chickens and the unwalled city residents use their secret teleportation powers to outsmart their enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps. Will you be brave enough to navigate it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PixelBabyDaddyPayup

abortion, abortion costs, aunt, Boyfriend, Clinic, Communication, Conflict, cost, decision, disagreement, Financial, manning up, payment, PixelBabyDaddyPayup, Problem, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Situation, stress, Support

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1479
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	236916

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you and your aunt embark on a quest to get an abortion, but things take a hilarious turn when she changes her mind about footing the bill. Now it’s up to you and your boyfriend to come up with the cash to cover the cost of $589. Will he step up and pay his share, or will he leave you hanging?

With crazy stories like this happening all the time on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between. Who knew abortions could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

SassySheep Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior analysis animal rudeness in nature, animal behavior observations, animal behavior patterns animal rudeness theories, animal characteristics, animal cognition, animal communication abilities, animal communication hypothetical scenarios, animal communication in the wild, animal communication research, animal dominance animal communication skills, Animal emotions, animal hierarchy, animal hierarchy animal rudeness factors, animal instincts animal behavior studies, Animal intelligence, animal interactions animal kingdom, animal language, animal personalities, animal psychology rude behavior, animal rudeness, animal social behavior rudest animals, animal social dynamics, animal vocalizations, Animals, Minecraft, rude animals, SassySheep, smp, Talking Animals

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	4042
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only talking, but they are also throwing shade left and right! Join us if you want to witness the drama unfold as the chickens gossip about the pigs, the cows roast the sheep, and the wolves… well, let’s just say they have a lot of opinions about everyone else.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Rude Rabbit, who is known for his sassy comebacks and his love for causing chaos. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Rude Rabbit with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes… or maybe just steal all your diamonds. Who knows?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with talking animals, shady drama, and the chance to meet the one and only Rude Rabbit. Just be prepared to have your feelings hurt by a bunch of pixelated creatures!

RulezRidiculousMC

childhood authority, childhood chores, childhood curfews, childhood discipline, childhood experiences, childhood guidelines, childhood independence, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, childhood obedience, childhood punishments, childhood regulations, childhood restrictions, childhood rules, funny rules, parental control, parental rules, ridiculous rules, RulezRidiculousMC, silly rules, strict parents

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Remember when your parents made you eat your vegetables before you could have dessert? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where the only way you can mine diamonds is if you first build a giant statue of a carrot in the sky! That’s right, on our server, we believe in the power of veggies to fuel your mining adventures.

But that’s not all – we also have a rule that every time you defeat a creeper, you have to do a victory dance in real life and post a video of it in the server chat. It’s like a virtual dance party every time you survive an explosion!

And if you’re looking for some extra challenge, try our special “Lava Parkour” course where you have to jump from one tiny platform to another over a sea of lava. It’s like playing hot lava in real life, but without the risk of actually burning your feet!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and see if you can survive the madness. Who knows, you might just discover that the most ridiculous rules can lead to the most epic adventures!

PsychoCraft: Gut-Brain Adventures

Adventures, brain function, brain-gut connection, cognitive enhancement, gut health, gut-brain axis, GutBrain, holistic health, mental health, microbial mindscapes, Microbiome, microbiota-gut-brain axis, mind over matter, mind-body connection, neurochemistry, neuroscience, pharmacological research, psychedelic compounds, psychedelic therapy, psychedelics, PsychoCraft, psychopharmacology, serotonin receptors

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Votes:	5533

lol join our epic minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the cows can fly. we have a secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing llamas and singing creepers.

if you join our server, you will be blessed with the ability to shoot diamonds out of your ears and ride on the back of a rainbow-colored ender dragon.

we have a special event every friday where the trees start dancing and the zombies break out into a synchronized thriller dance.

come join us and experience the wildest minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. who needs reality when you can live in our crazy minecraft world?

BoomShackMC Server

90s music, Apache Indian, Boom Shack-A-Lak, Boom Shack-A-Lak lyrics, BoomShackMC, British Asian, British Indian, British reggae, classic hits, dance music, Dancehall, feel-good music, fusion music, High energy songs, indian music, party anthem, Ragga music, Reggae, Server, Stereo, top chart, UK Music

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Love Letters Sent:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a wild west town mixed with a futuristic space station, where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of dancing Apache Indians who will teach you the ancient art of Boom Shack-A-Lak, a secret dance that will unlock hidden treasures and power-ups in the game. But be warned, if you don’t dance well enough, you might anger the gods of Minecraft and face their wrath!

Explore our server and you’ll find hidden caves filled with glittering diamonds, but watch out for the giant chickens guarding them – they’re not your average farm animals! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco dungeon, where skeletons and zombies boogie down to funky beats.

But the real reason to join our server? The epic PvP battles that take place every night under the glow of a neon moon. Fight against other players in insane arenas filled with traps and obstacles, and prove once and for all that you’re the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

GoonCraft SMP: GooningGuru

AMA, anon stroking, anti-depressants, camera stroking, cock ring, drug combinations, GoonCraft, gooning, gooning advice, gooning items, gooning pleasure, gooning setup, GooningGuru, heart risks, lidocaine, Lube, mdma, medication combinations, never cum, numb cock, smp, stroking on discord, viagra

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchantments Applied:	161
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are dedicated to gooning like never before. What’s gooning, you ask? It’s all about maximizing your pleasure while playing Minecraft, whether it’s through using special items, drugs, or even medication combinations.

Looking to enhance your gooning experience? Some players swear by using a cock ring and lube, while others go to extreme lengths by using lidocaine to numb their cock for longer strokes. Want to last longer without cumming? Try mixing antidepressants into the mix. And for those looking for a wild ride, some players have experimented with MMDA and Viagra – just be careful, it might stop your heart!

But that’s not all – on our server, we even have special Discord channels where players can stroke together on camera. It’s a whole new level of multiplayer experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to goon like never before. And don’t forget to ask us anything – we’re here to answer all your burning questions!