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🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Minecraft服务, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Buildings Constructed:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

kl3.bear-land.net

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

AAKW, banter, blocky, Caught, fuckin, Good, huh, Like.., long tail tags, look good, Minecraft, niggas, off the bat, OGs, on the way, paula, see any, Server, SVTYJ, tags, tell you, TN

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Void Gems Collected:	26
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a gang of OG players who showed them the ropes. They were so impressed by the epic builds and wild adventures that they couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests hidden throughout the server, filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted gear. Will you be the lucky player to uncover these hidden riches?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Paula, the server’s resident expert in all things Minecraft. She’s always ready to lend a helping hand and show you the best mining spots, the coolest redstone contraptions, and the most epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t be disappointed!

Sunbeam Jesus Minecraft SMP

Bucks, cryptocurrency, decision, exchange, Investment, Jesus, Loss, market, Minecraft, mistake, opportunity, price, profit, regret, shitcoin, smp, Stack, sui, sunbeam, Swap, Trading, Value

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Farms Harvested:	607
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	545
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that are as exciting as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges on top of lava lakes, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the lost potato kingdom.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on over and see why everyone is saying, “Forget about that other server, this is where the real fun is at!”

FieldTripFiasco Minecraft Server

after school program, alternative plans, cafeteria wait time, child’s disappointment, Communication Issues, confrontational behavior, disorganized, field trip location, FieldTripFiasco, frustrated parent, lack of information, last minute changes, Minecraft, parent concerns, parent decision-making, parental involvement, scheduling conflicts, school district organization, school field trip, Server, uncertain feelings, upset child

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Void Armor Forged:	24
Emeralds Found:	5928	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more organized than this chaotic field trip? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with surprises at every turn!

We promise: – No last-minute surprises like buses showing up hours late – Plenty of food for all players, no small snacks here! – Parents are always welcome, no kicking you out of the cafeteria – And best of all, no crying kids left behind!

Join now for a smooth and exciting Minecraft experience unlike any other! Who needs field trips when you can have the ultimate virtual adventure with us? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

LockdownLolsMC

aita, Asshole, classmate, Corner, danger, Die, English class, intercom, Lockdown, LockdownLolsMC, mistake, Police, school security, shut up, sobbing, stress, Terrified, threat

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Are you tired of boring English classes and lockdown drills that make you question your survival skills? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only lockdown you’ll experience is when you’re building your epic fortress to protect yourself from creepers and zombies!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where you can unleash your inner warrior and build the ultimate shelter. No more sobbing classmates or intercom mishaps, just pure adrenaline-pumping fun!

So come on, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the craziest Minecraft world out there. Who needs English class drama when you can have explosive adventures and epic battles right at your fingertips? Let’s craft and conquer together!

SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP

Climax, explosive orgasm, fastest orgasm, instant gratification, intense pleasure, intimate moment, mind-blowing orgasm, Minecraft, peak performance, peak pleasure, Pleasure, quick climax, quick release, rapid orgasm, rapid release, record-breaking orgasm, sexual experience, sexual peak, sexual satisfaction, smp, speedy orgasm, SpeedyOface, unforgettable orgasm

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Votes:	6602
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is known for giving players the fastest orgasms of their lives – and no, we’re not talking about in-game achievements. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where you never know what kind of pleasure (or pain) awaits around the corner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate climax in Minecraft!

CraftyNoobz

buzzworthy, celebrity culture, CraftyNoobz, current events, fad, gen z, hype, influencers, Internet Sensation, Mainstream, media frenzy, millennial, misunderstood, Overrated, pop culture, popular opinion, social media, trending topics, trends, viral, youth culture

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	416
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1531
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Minecraft Uzbekistan

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Exploration, Explore, Fun, Gaming, java, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, PvP, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Uzbekistan, Vanilla, virtual

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ores Mined:	9036
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79

A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.

Create, Build, Enjoy!

212.47.66.89

Mega Mango

Band, Datapacks, Discord, Mega Mango, Minecraft, moderation tools, Music, PvE, PvP, QoL tweaks, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

51.222.118.19

Battle Brits Minecraft Server

battle, battle cruisers, battleships, British military, british navy, Brits, german military, German Navy, Jutland, maritime history, military history, Minecraft, naval battle, naval fleet, naval strategy, naval superiority, naval tactics, Naval vessels, naval warfare, pre-dreadnoughts, royal navy, Server, World War I

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9714
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!