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SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

desktop operating systems, Desktoptards, eBPF, Firejail, flatpak, GNU/Linux desktops, insecure, JIT compiler, JIT spraying, kernel, less secure, linux kernel, LinuxLolz, MacOS, malicious application, memory unsafe language, MS-DOS security model, no strong sandboxing, RCE vulnerability, sandboxing applications, SecuredCraft, security vulnerabilities, smp, Snap, unfixed bugs, user space code, W^X violation, Weak sandboxing, windows 10

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dimension Hops:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.

DadCare Minecraft Server

aita, baby, child, Communication, Conflict, dad, DadCare, family, Father, Frustration, involvement, Minecraft, Mother, neglect, newborn, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling, sister, standing up, Support, work

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a baby being taken care of by your mom? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to feed you, bathe you, and give you all the attention you need just like a newborn baby.

Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.

So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!

KidCutsNoMore

Barber, barbering techniques, child haircut, child’s rights, CLIPPERS, comfort, consent, discipline, emotional, Father, KidCutsNoMore, Moisturize, parenting, professional ethics, punishment, Razor, refusal, scalp care, Trauma, walk in

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6284
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	475763
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to give you a “punishment” haircut like the poor kid in this story! Our barbers are all trained in the art of pixelated hair cutting, so you can trust us to give you a stylish new ‘do without any tears or fears.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while getting a virtual haircut at the same time! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a rare block that can transform your character’s hair into a fabulous rainbow color.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to go bald unless you specifically ask for it. Unlike some parents out there, we believe in letting our players express themselves freely in the world of Minecraft. So come join us for a fun and hair-raising adventure like no other!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

budgeting, CraftyCash, debt management, Financial Advice, financial choices, financial decisions, financial education, Financial goals, financial lessons, financial literacy, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial regrets, Financial Success, investing, long-term financial planning., Minecraft, money management, money mistakes, personal finance, saving money, Server, worst financial decision

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2962	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	26

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a pig saddle, only to have the pig run off a cliff and explode into a million pieces? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make even worse financial decisions and still come out on top! Join us and experience the thrill of buying useless items from shady villagers, only to have them mysteriously disappear the next day. It’s like playing the stock market, but with more creepers! So come on down and see if you can bankrupt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you have the satisfaction of knowing you wasted them all on a giant statue of a chicken? Join now and start making terrible financial decisions today!

PunishCraft: Crime Edition

crime, crimes, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal justice reform, criminal penalties, Edition, harsher punishment, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, lesser punishment, non-violent crimes, prison reform, PunishCraft, punishment, punishment severity, recidivism, reddit, Rehabilitation, sentencing, social justice, Violent crimes

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of crime and punishment!

Join us if you want to see players get banished to the Nether for griefing, forced to mine obsidian with their bare hands for stealing, or even sentenced to a life of farming carrots for building ugly structures.

But don’t worry, not all crimes are treated equally on our server. Forget about getting a slap on the wrist for stealing a few blocks of wood, here you might just get a pat on the back and a free diamond sword for your efforts.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server where the crimes are wild and the punishments are even wilder. Who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of the server for pulling off the most epic heist of all time!

Zelenskyy’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, MAYHEM, military capability, military strength, Minecraft, Missile, missile defense system, missile development, missile technology, Missiles, national security, peace negotiations, political leadership, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can launch ur own missiles like a boss? well guess what, this server is the place to be! we got zelenskyy himself approving the use of missiles in the game, so u know it’s gonna be lit af. join now and blow up ur enemies in style, cuz why not? #missilemadness #minecraftmayhem

CraftyUkrGeneral

Armed Forces, battle, Conflict, CraftyUkrGeneral, Defense, determination, eastern europe, general, Geopolitics, leadership, Military, opposition, perseverance, resilience, russia, strategy, strength, triumph, Ukraine, Unity, Victory

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7563
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	42	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

so like, ukraine’s top general was all like “i know we will win – and how” and i was like WHAAAT?! turns out he was talkin bout this EPIC minecraft server where they turned the tables against russia or somethin. like, imagine fightin off creepers and zombies while also takin down a whole army, that’s some next level stuff man. join this server for the ultimate battle experience and show russia who’s boss in the minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

IronToothedDragons

animal, biology, evolutionary adaptation, iron-coated teeth, IronToothedDragons, Komodo dragons, natural defense, razor sharp, reptiles, reptilian features, scientific research, scientists, serrated edges, teeth coating, tooth durability, tooth enamel, tooth evolution, tooth structure, unique discovery, wear resistant, wildlife

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

OMG, u gotta join dis server, cuz we got komodo dragons with IRON teeth! like, wut even?! dey got dis special coating dat makes dem teeth all sharp and stuff, like a freakin sword. it’s like dey been playin Minecraft in real life or sumthin. u gotta see it to believe it, man. join now and witness da craziness for yourself! #ironfangs #minecraftmadness

SpoiledSociety Minecraft Server

American women, celebration, cultural expectations, demonizing, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, Men, Minecraft, patriarchy, Server, sexism, social norms, societal pressure, society, spoiled, SpoiledSociety, Stereotypes

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Divine Spears Created:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Tired of American women getting all the attention while their men are being thrown under the bus? Join our Minecraft server where the roles are reversed! Here, men are treated like kings while the women are the ones fighting for equality. Build your own kingdom, slay dragons, and show those ladies who’s boss in this wacky world where gender norms are flipped upside down. So come on, join us and experience a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about society!

Normie95% Minecraft SMP

addiction, Behavior, blocked responses, coping mechanisms, Disgusting, Drugs, escapism, excessive internet usage, feelings, judgment, Minecraft, morality, Natural, Normie, Normie95, personal growth, porn, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, shame, smp, societal norms, societal standards

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of being a normie surrounded by disgusting people who have lost all sense of shame due to their excessive drug use, porn addiction, and internet obsession? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of depravity! Join us and escape the clutches of the unholy trinity of drugs, porn, and internet usage. Our server is a safe haven for normies like you who still have a shred of decency left in them. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the filth and debauchery that plagues the rest of the internet. Join us now and reclaim your dignity in the most lolzy way possible!