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> Local Multiplayer – Best Gaming Experience Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Farms Harvested:	415
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where local multiplayer is hailed as the best gaming experience ever! Why settle for online multiplayer when you can join us and avoid the faggy playerbase, sweats, and metafaggotry that plague other servers?

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, join us and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Minecraft Vanilla 1.20.4 Minecraft server

1.20.4, Active, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Redstone, regular, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	48

REGULAR, VANILLA Minecraft SERVER!

minecraft.my-serv.com

Full Inventory Minecraft Server

crate drops, DIGITAL GOODS, Frustration, full, Gaming, hate, inventory, loot boxes, marketplace, Minecraft, online gaming, player experience, Sell, selling items, Server, Steam, tf2, Trading, unwanted items, video games, virtual items

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of those pesky crate drops ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve banned crate drops altogether! No more random loot raining from the sky to mess up your game. Join us and never worry about accidentally picking up a diamond sword again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Crate Drop Bandit, a mysterious figure who roams the land stealing crate drops from unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outsmart the Bandit and claim the loot for yourself? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to crate drops forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re the Crate Drop Bandit, then you might regret it a little).

No thanks, Minecraft SMP

border security, border wall, Bridge.., central america, controversy, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Mexican, mexico, Migration, migration crisis, Minecraft, North America, political tension, Politics, smp, southern border, united states, Usa, wall debate

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a thriving community of players who are constantly building ridiculous structures and pulling off insane pranks.

But the real reason you should join is because we have a secret tunnel that leads straight to Mexico! Why, you ask? Because we don’t want any non-Mexican players on our server, of course! So we built a bridge over Mexico to send them all to the USA. Maybe it was Mexico that wanted a wall on its southern border this whole time. Who knows?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even some unexpected international diplomacy. Just watch out for creepers disguised as politicians! 😉🌵🇲🇽 #MinecraftMadness

Atact

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Mini Games, Minigames, Mob Arena, Parkour, Prison, prison escape, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	New Chunks Explored:	481261
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	5588
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Atact is a 1.8 network with these gamemodes currently:

– KitPvP [- Survival (in the future)]

Join the server and start playing at mc.atact.net plz!!!

mc.atact.net:25564

Aleppo Falls Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6477
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat? Look no further! Join our server and witness the epic battle of Aleppo falling… in Minecraft! Will the creepers finally take over the city? Will the villagers band together to defend their homes? Only one way to find out – join our server now and be a part of this epic showdown! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden beneath the rubble of Aleppo – will you be the one to uncover its treasures? Don’t miss out on the action, join now!

Nikke’s SMP Shenanigans – Minecraft SMP

Android, ANGTAHUNNIKKE2ID, Beat the Gun, cd keys, codes, Current Costume Passes, current events, Current Special Recruit, Developer’s Note, Elysion tower day, ENTERTAINMENTONLY, FAQ, Flora, Game Download, General Info, Ios, killer wife, KRKOLSALAMIN, Minecraft, MISSILISCANDO, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NIKKE2NDANNIV, nikkeonsatellite, NIKKEORIGINUL, Nikkes, November 21, PC, Rewards, SALAMIN2YEARSANDCOUNTING, Secret Garden, secret party cleaner, September 2024, Shenanigans, smp, staytactical, Unbreakable, Upcoming Costume Passes, Upcoming Events, Upcoming Special Recruit, update

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Star Shards Collected:	59	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to Elysion Tower Day, where the fun never stops and the memes never die! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with secret gardens, killer wives, and beat-the-gun challenges.

Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and get ready to embark on a journey like no other. Our developer’s note for September 2024 will have you laughing till you cry, and our current events will keep you on the edge of your seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our current special recruit, Flora, is here to shake things up until December 5th. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming special recruit – it’s gonna be lit!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as tactical as it is entertaining? With codes like STAYTACTICAL and EEEEEEEENTERTAINMENTONLY, you know you’re in for a wild time.

So what are you waiting for? Join NIKKEonSatellite today and become a part of the unbreakable crew. Don’t miss out on the fun – it’s gonna be a blast!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

Astral Vulture’s Crimson Plumage, Barbara, character builds, Character Trailer, Chasca, Claw Convoy, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, LYNEY, Maps, Minecraft, Ororon, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Sucrose, The First Great Magic, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Wiki

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mines Excavated:	2516	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the characters are as colorful as a rainbow on steroids! Join us and meet Chasca, the Feather-Fletched Peace warrior who spreads love and peace like confetti at a party. Ororon is here too, with hues so elusive and unfathomable, you’ll question if you’re actually seeing them or just tripping on some funky mushrooms.

But wait, there’s more! Our current character banner features Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara, a lineup so epic even the Ender Dragon would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner, with bows like Astral Vulture’s Crimson Plumage and The First Great Magic that will make you feel like Legolas on steroids.

Join our server now and participate in the “Claw Convoy” event, live until December 2nd. Trust us, it’s wilder than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. And don’t forget to claim your daily check-in rewards, because who doesn’t love free stuff?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement)!

/Diamonds/ – Minecraft SMP

(Audio), 4chan, 90s trance, album release, album submission, board suggestion, cover art, DEADLINE, diamonds, digital music production, Feedback, file sharing, lossless format, Minecraft, music making, music production, music site, smp, submission guidelines, submission process, Theme, wikis

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crops Grown:	7758
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with insanity and chaos!

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing creepers approaches you, asking for a dance-off! Or how about the time when a herd of pigs started a revolution against the cows, demanding equal rights for all farm animals? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic music production competition you’ve ever seen. Join in on the fun and create your very own 90s trance masterpiece to be featured on our 14th album. Who knows, maybe your track will become the next big hit on YouTube!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft SMP today. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of creativity!

Woke-Free Minecraft Server

anti woke, conflicting ideologies, identity crisis, left wing, Minecraft, outcast, political affiliations, political alignment, political beliefs, political divide, political identity, political ideologies, political polarization, political spectrum, political views, right wing, Server, social justice, social movements, social outcast, societal norms, WokeFree

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of being stuck in the middle of the political spectrum? Are you too anti-woke for the left and too left wing for the right? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and escape the madness of real life politics by building your own virtual utopia where everyone gets along… or not!

On our server, you can create your own political party, overthrow the government, or just chill with some llamas in a cozy mountain village. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of truth and justice, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether.

So come on, join us and let your political frustrations melt away in a world where anything is possible… as long as you can survive the creeper explosions and zombie hordes, that is. See you in the game, comrade!