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CraftyCreeperWar2022

Conflict, CraftyCreeperWar2022, fear, Geopolitics, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, IRANIANS, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Middle East War, Military, missile attack, nuclear deal, Politics, regional conflict, SECURITY, Tehran, Tensions, War

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5157
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Enchantments Applied:	285	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff like tehran’s missile attack on israel but with more explosions and less political consequences. we have iranian players who fear war is coming but don’t worry, we provide virtual bomb shelters in the form of diamond armor. come build your own nuclear bunker and protect yourself from creepers and griefers alike. plus, we have a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and plots world domination. so come join us before the real war starts and let’s have a blast together!

Eggcellent Minecraft Server – 30 characters

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Characters, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, engineering games, Exapunks, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, Hearthstone, infinifactory, kerbal space program, Last Call BBS, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, opus magnum, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Server, Shapez, Shenzhen I/O, Space Engineers, SpaceChem, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, terratech, TIS-100, Trailmakers, Turing Complete, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Emeralds Found:	6554
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3674
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more blocks than you can count, more redstone contraptions than you can imagine, and more creepers waiting to blow you up than you can handle!

Join our server for the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft. Build insane machines, create mind-blowing structures, and conquer the pixelated world like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where you can dance the night away with the most fearsome boss in the game. And don’t forget about our secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps – if you can make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re always up to no good!

Behind You Minecraft SMP

Alarming, alarming situation, curse word, expletive, explicit language, fear, frightened, fuck, look behind you, Minecraft, Scared, shock, smp, startled, startled reaction, startled response, Sudden, Surprise, swear word, unexpected, vulgar language, what the heck

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Emeralds Found:	849	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and danger lurks around every corner! Join us if you dare, but beware of the creepers that have been known to throw surprise parties behind unsuspecting players.

Our server is not for the faint of heart, as we have a notorious group of pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you jump out of your seat. One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of chickens descended from the sky and started pelting them with eggs. It was clucking madness!

But fear not, for our community is filled with laughter and camaraderie. We have epic build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous structures, from giant toilets to floating castles made entirely out of cake. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players search far and wide for hidden loot that is guarded by evil rabbits with a taste for mischief.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unexpected surprises. Just remember to always keep an eye out behind you, because you never know what might be lurking in the shadows.

PuppyPanicCraft

accident, accidental injury, Apology, emergency vet, friend’s dog, Friendly, game night, golden retriever, Guilt, hyper dog, minor injury, Panic, panic mode, perspective, PuppyPanicCraft, RESPONSIBILITY, second guessing, selfish, stepping on paw, vet visit, yelp

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Potions Brewed:	194	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of pet care? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize the well-being of all virtual animals!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally stepping on a pixelated dog’s paw and facing the moral dilemma of whether or not to rush them to the emergency vet in the middle of the night. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who prioritizes saving virtual coins over a virtual pet’s health?

Embark on epic quests to find the rarest pixelated vet items to heal your virtual pets, all while navigating the drama of virtual friendships and virtual guilt trips. Who knew virtual pet care could be so intense?

So, come join our server and show off your virtual pet care skills! And remember, in the world of Minecraft, every pixelated paw matters.

CraftyHacksMC

Clever, CraftyHacksMC, creativity, diy, efficiency, Helpful, hidden, ingenious, innovation, life hack, organization, problem solving, productivity, Resourcefulness, secret, Surprising, Time management, Tips, Tricks, unknown, useful

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to turn you into a Minecraft pro faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us and you’ll discover the ultimate life hack that will have your friends shaking in their diamond boots.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built an entire castle out of TNT just for fun. And if you think that’s crazy, wait until you see our custom mobs. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on flying chickens and skeletons that shoot rainbows out of their bows.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the secret treasure hidden deep within our world. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond block so big, you could build a house out of it. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft master you were always meant to be. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of humor. Because on our server, anything is possible – even riding a pig into battle while wearing a tutu.

BlockCraft Minecraft Server

Activity, ADVANCE, bills, BLOCK, blockcraft, Conflict, foreign policy, Government, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Israel, Knesset, legislation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, opposition, palestinian refugees, Politics, resolution, Server, Support, united nations, Unwra

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Crops Grown:	7663	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the whole block universe? Well, let me tell you why you gotta join our server ASAP!

First off, we got pigs that can fly, like for real! These pigs got wings and they be zooming around the server like they own the place. And don’t even get me started on our diamond armor-wearing chickens that lay golden eggs. Yeah, you heard me right, GOLDEN EGGS!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that are guarded by zombie villagers with laser eyes. And if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magic sword that can shoot fireballs. It’s like a freakin’ fantasy movie up in here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RafaleRumbleCraft

aerial combat, aerial target, air defense, aircraft, balloon-type target, China, chinese spy, Defense, defense system, Espionage, fighter jet, India, Indian Air Force, Military, military operation, military technology, national security, Rafale jet, RafaleRumbleCraft, Surveillance, Technology

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Votes:	6970	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

lol this server is like the indian air force but in minecraft!! we use rafale jets to shoot down chinese spy balloons!! join us for epic battles in the sky and show off your flying skills like a pro pilot!! we promise you’ll have a blast and maybe even become a top gun in no time!! so what are you waiting for?? come join us and let’s take down those sneaky spies together!!

NotGayMinecraftServer

acceptance, Boundaries, communication problems, convince girlfriend, Insecurity, LGBTQ, love, misunderstandings, not gay, NotGayMinecraftServer, open communication, peer pressure, personal boundaries, relationship issues, Respect, self-identity, sexual orientation, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic relationships, Trust

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7501	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Emeralds Found:	887
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Crops Grown:	7093
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Tired of your girlfriend accusing you of being gay just because you haven’t kissed any guys? Join our Minecraft server and show her that you’re all about building and crafting, not smooching dudes! With our epic virtual world, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring hidden caves to worry about silly accusations. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to hang out with? Join now and prove once and for all that you’re straight as an arrow… in Minecraft, at least!

Oct7 Celebration Minecraft SMP

anniversary, celebrating milestones, celebration, cherished memories, felt like just yesterday, happy moments, joyful occasion, looking back, marking the date, Memories, milestone, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Oct7, Oct7 celebration, reflecting on the past, remembering special moments, Reminiscing, sentimental, smp, special day, time flies, time passing, unforgettable

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Enchantments Applied:	299	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Villages Defended:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

that I was a lonely miner, digging away in the dark depths of the earth, when suddenly I stumbled upon a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers. Join our Minecraft SMP and you too can experience the thrill of riding a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who have stolen all the cake in the land. But beware, for the land is also home to a mischievous group of prankster Endermen who love to steal your blocks and replace them with TNT. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

BeanBoyz Minecraft Server

AITAH, BeanBoyz, Beans, can of beans, chili, Communication, Cooking, cooking expectations, cooking preferences, cooking skills, Feedback, grocery store, husband, ingredients, Meal, meal planning, meal preparation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, recipe, recipe following, relationship conflict, Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama in the kitchen is nothing compared to the chaos in our virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of following recipes and getting yelled at for not knowing exactly how many cans of beans to buy? Look no further! On our server, you can craft to your heart’s content without any judgment from your fellow players.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a world where the chili is always good, no matter how many cans of beans you use. So come join us and let’s create some culinary chaos together!