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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 267 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 2085 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously! So, like, imagine this, right? You’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you see Justin Bieber riding a pig and singing “Baby” in a creepy voice. Like, what even is happening, right? And then you see Kim Kardashian building a house out of selfies, like wut? And then, out of nowhere, Nicolas Cage shows up and starts screaming about bees and stealing the Declaration of Independence. Like, this server is a total circus, but in a good way, you know? So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a celebrity horror show, but with blocks and stuff. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!
